New Intro

I hope my current profile intro is not considered bad taste. In the lights of the poem competition for St Patrick's Day, I thought to have a more original way of introducing myself in my profile. The thing is I couldn't fit my entire "creation" in my profile, as I had a limited numbers of characters allowed there. So, it looks rather strange, I had to remove all my punctuation signs, to be able to fit the text. Below is how it should look like. Do you think it's bad taste or it's rather a refreshing way to write a profile?

Note - I have seen in the past many girls that copied all or parts of my introduction profile, so in case you'll see later some of the lines in another profile, please remember it's my work.

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Smooth, sexy, curvy lady, with natural assets,
I’ll give you all the pleasure and none of the regrets.
I’m blonde and languorous, with amber greenish eyes,
I love to kiss and play with the nicest of the guys.

My fees are accurate, my services as well,
Discretion is assured – I’ll never kiss & tell !
I’m really in my 30s but I was told a lot
I look some years younger and rather pretty hot.

Girlfriend experience, sir ? You must experience mine,
Your satisfaction really will border on divine.
If you don’t fancy sweetness and want it like a pro,
I’d love to get down dirty and make you take a bow.

Are you into massages with most delightful endings?
This really is a good value, you’re treated like the kings !
What can be more royal then laying in relax,
While my silkiest touches will bring you to climax?

One thing before you’re ready to make that special call,
Please don’t forget I’m nice and I truly adore
To meet people like me: nice, clean, that show respect,
You really need all these to make our date perfect.

I’m centrally located, my place is very clean,
I’m wearing lovely make up, my hygiene is pristine.
In sexy lingerie, I’m waiting by the phone,
I hope you’re looking forward to Amy Alison ; )