Here's my vision.
You're sitting at home, and you say "I'm going out for a Chineese take away" or some other such shit. Back in a while ...
You then take yourself off to the girl nearest you who offers the Pit Stop Service. That's a very quick quickie ..... like, 5 minutes standing up against the wall.
Then stop at the Chineese on the way home for some ribs.
Waddya think ? Who'd go for it ??