Most stupidiest thing you done while in escorts room

The worst for me was when undressing I left my hat and y-fronts on the electric wall heater, taught it was of, when half hour was up I went to put on my y-fronts and they were scorched.
Good job I didnt go for the hour booking.

Can't say, I'm just too embarrassed ! :o

Just being there in the first place:)

I felt sorry for the girl because she was feeling crap with a sore throat , made her lunch . Then handled her phone calls as if I was her secretary ... Got some funny reactions ..... We still have a laugh at the madness of it all

Leaving my phone on. Rookie mistake. Tongue deep in a lovely pussy and suddenly the bloody phone goes off. Not good.

I broke the bed, not from the sex but from me hopping onto it, True

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Originally Posted by Davidontour

Leaving my phone on. Rookie mistake. Tongue deep in a lovely pussy and suddenly the bloody phone goes off. Not good.

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Hope it wasn't your missus ......now that would kill the moment and drain the blood from your little man

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Originally Posted by Playitsam

Hope it wasn't your missus ......now that would kill the moment and drain the blood from your little man

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Divorce was pending at the time but technically yes. Not really a mood enhancer.

Refused a freebie out of gallantry because she was too drunk.

Most stupidest thing two guys has have ever done while on my bedroom,

1, stoled my bra back in 12' but after a week did returned to me.

2, stoled my little skirt and the assh**e has never returned. :mad:

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Originally Posted by sexy fernanda

most stupidest thing two guys has have ever done while on my bedroom,

1, stoled my bra back in 12' but after a week did returned to me.

2, stoled my little skirt and the assh**e has never returned. :mad:

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lets hope that mite be returned to you to

Turned down an impromptu duo with her friend as I hadn't budgeted it for it in my head. Had the funds with me but still turned it down. A great girl that I had seen previously, but has since left our shores, possibly forever, so the opportunity may never present itself again. Still kicking myself over that. :( :( :(

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Originally Posted by Sexy Fernanda

Most stupidest thing two guys has have ever done while on my bedroom,

1, stoled my bra back in 12' but after a week did returned to me.

2, stoled my little skirt and the assh**e has never returned. :mad:

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Fernanda you just have to let it go and move on .

Tell me all about this little skirt , sounds like you were attached to it . Just describe the colour and the fit and the length and how you get it on and off ....please....

Leaving a laptop with sensitive data on it if you're a Garda has got to rate up there with one of the stupidest things a punter has done :D.

Sandy x

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Originally Posted by Sexy Sandy 69

Leaving a laptop with sensitive data on it if you're a Garda has got to rate up there with one of the stupidest things a punter has done :D.

Sandy x

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Its beyond hilarious.

i can see the garda forgeting it but once outside ya tink hed remember hed forgot it and go back in and get it.
i left mobiles behind me on many ocasions

I left a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine behind me, unfortunately 1 was back in the car when i thought of them, i wasn't going to go back for them then:(

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Originally Posted by adamski

i can see the garda forgeting it but once outside ya tink hed remember hed forgot it and go back in and get it.
i left mobiles behind me on many ocasions

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That just reminded me... I left my mobile behind once... Now just think about this, how the fuck as you are standing in the street, do you get it back???

Not easy :D

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

That just reminded me... I left my mobile behind once... Now just think about this, how the fuck as you are standing in the street, do you get it back???

Not easy :D

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what did you do, hapened me few times but had to get it back so went back in and gentely knocked on door, musta new it was me as opened the door a bit and handed me out it, i said thanks and of i went

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Originally Posted by adamski

what did you do, hapened me few times but had to get it back so went back in and gentely knocked on door, musta new it was me as opened the door a bit and handed me out it, i said thanks and of i went

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Not as easy for me.... I didnt remember what room number or floor she was on. I have told this story before I think. I had to drive 8 miles to the pub where I was meeting me mate, ask him for his phone, get up E-I, find yer wan, call her, convince her twas MEEEEEE, drive back the 8 miles and she met me in the street with me phone with a kick up me arse. Then had to go back to the pub, tried/hoped to remove all traces of my contacting yer wan and history of E-I and pray I did it right...

Kinda embarrassing and stupid huh?

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Not as easy for me.... I didnt remember what room number or floor she was on. I have told this story before I think. I had to drive 8 miles to the pub where I was meeting me mate, ask him for his phone, get up E-I, find yer wan, call her, convince her twas MEEEEEE, drive back the 8 miles and she met me in the street with me phone with a kick up me arse. Then had to go back to the pub, tried/hoped to remove all traces of my contacting yer wan and history of E-I and pray I did it right...

Kinda embarrassing and stupid huh?

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James your sounding more like a dub every day :D

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

James your sounding more like a dub every day :D

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Yikes... better watch tha!!!

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Yikes... better watch tha!!!

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Better watch the me mate , I bet your really from sheriff street James and not from cork like you led us all to believe :D

Possibly the most stupid thing I have done in an escorts room was to stay.
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