Escorts and 'big' clients

And I don't mean well endowed.

I wonder would any escorts turn away from real fat (but clean and well groomed!) clients, even if extra dosh was offered or is it accepted as just a downside to the job?

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Originally Posted by northernwaster

And I don't mean well endowed.

I wonder would any escorts turn away from real fat (but clean and well groomed!) clients, even if extra dosh was offered or is it accepted as just a downside to the job?

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i doubt if any professional escort would turn away a client because of his weight ........you said it pal once your clean and have the cash ...and be respectful....then overweight gents will have no problems at all i would think:)..........wasen't there a similar thread like this already:confused:

Awh shite, it's big clients and not clients that are big :o
We have had this topic before; once you are courteous and clean there shouldn't be a problem. Of course the larger client may not be to every escort's taste, most will do a good job at hiding that fact. I would if I were in there shoes be inclined to mention it during the initial call so as there is no embarrasing situation when you arrive or which does happen and not only to larger clients but sometimes if the escort gets to see you from her window or something and doesn't like the look of you, they just don't answer their phone...

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Originally Posted by northernwaster

And I don't mean well endowed.

I wonder would any escorts turn away from real fat (but clean and well groomed!) clients, even if extra dosh was offered or is it accepted as just a downside to the job?

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as long as she is on top and he can fit through the door ok then all should be fine.The landlords insurance should cover the steps ok.

im only joking here,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by Westsidex

as long as she is on top and he can fit through the door ok then all should be fine.The landlords insurance should cover the steps ok.

im only joking here,
Westside.

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Haha very good

Well I have yet to be turned away and I carry some excess baggage so as previous posters have stated once a client is clean and respectful(and has the money of course !)then there should be no problems.

Glad to hear it, would be a hell of a hit if you were paying and were still rejected :eek:

Still would be interesting to get an escorts point of view, truthfully

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Originally Posted by northernwaster

Still would be interesting to get an escorts point of view, truthfully

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...watches tumbleweed rolling down the street...

be a brave escort who comes on here and said she likes getting beefed by porkers, she might just get what she ask for.

Fair enough I suppose

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

...watches tumbleweed rolling down the street...

be a brave escort who comes on here and said she likes getting beefed by porkers, she might just get what she ask for.

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LMAO...........no point in trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, or dressing mutton up as lamb for that matter. :D:D:D

Comments from ladies in this thread: https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ght-issue.html

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

to be honest lots of wemon like to cuddle a bigger man
esp if youve had lots of lean men all day a nice cuddley guy is just wot the ladies need

if he's hairy gimme gimme gimme :D

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Originally Posted by ParisB

i would rather have someone who is overweight than someone who is arrogant rude dose not know where the bathroom is ect
tell your friend to do his research carefully especially if its his first time with an escort and to relax and enjoy himself

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Originally Posted by anon361

Comments from ladies in this thread: https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ght-issue.html
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When it's 3am and i've drawn the short straw I'm hardly going to tell the fat, ugly chick in my taxi that I like slim blondes now am I?

I still say you're not going to get any of the current escorts posting that their fat-friendly.

Not a chance, I'll eat my hat.

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

When it's 3am and i've drawn the short straw I'm hardly going to tell the fat, ugly chick in my taxi that I like slim blondes now am I?

I still say you're not going to get any of the current escorts posting that their fat-friendly.

Not a chance, I'll eat my hat.

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Start eating, that thread is less than 2 months old and here is a current ad from one of them :p :

Kelly Curvybabe, Dublin Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

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Originally Posted by anon361

Start eating, that thread is less than 2 months old and here is a current ad from one of them :p :

Kelly Curvybabe, Dublin Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

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Yesterdays news Anon.

I'm still waiting for the first one to come on here and shoot me down!

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

Yesterdays news Anon.

I'm still waiting for the first one to come on here and shoot me down!

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Your being very closed minded there Mr Magoo, anyone would think by the way you are going on larger people are somehow disabled / repulsive and nobody in their right mind would want to shag them, even for money :mad: :mad:

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Originally Posted by anon361

Your being very closed minded there Mr Magoo, anyone would think by the way you are going on larger people are somehow disabled / repulsive and nobody in their right mind would want to shag them, even for money :mad: :mad:

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Please don't come on an open forum and make me look bad for something I didn't say.

What I posted was light-hearted and most will have taken it as such.

You on the other hand have shown where your thinking lies.

Now wise up.

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

When it's 3am and i've drawn the short straw I'm hardly going to tell the fat, ugly chick in my taxi that I like slim blondes now am I?

I still say you're not going to get any of the current escorts posting that their fat-friendly.

Not a chance, I'll eat my hat.

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

Yesterdays news Anon.

I'm still waiting for the first one to come on here and shoot me down!

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

Please don't come on an open forum and make me look bad for something I didn't say.

What I posted was light-hearted and most will have taken it as such.

You on the other hand have shown where your thinking lies.

Now wise up.

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I had another read of your post's and I still fail to see where you were being light hearted :confused:
It must have got misplaced in translation :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

What I posted was light-hearted and most will have taken it as such.

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Some may be sensitive about this issue. I'm not saying Anon is but perhaps some are.............

Not me of course..........

I'm a fine specimen..........

Women tell me I have a body for swimming.....................:D:D:D




Do you think they mean most of it should be hidden from view below the water???.......................:o:o:o

And BTW, i'm not the one making you look bad, your doing a bang up job of that yourself :p

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Originally Posted by luther

Some may be sensitive about this issue. I'm not saying Anon is but perhaps some are.............

Not me of course..........

I'm a fine specimen..........

Women tell me I have a body for swimming.....................:D:D:D




Do you think they mean most of it should be hidden from view below the water???.......................:o:o:o

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I'm an ugly fat cunt LOL

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Originally Posted by anon361

I'm an ugly fat cunt LOL

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So I hear....................:D:D:D

Imagine going in to meet an escort and suddenly about five of the hottest escorts you've ever seen come over to you. You put on a few pounds over the summer, who cares/so what.

They look you up and down, they giggle, they look at your teeth and your eyes, they look at your belly, they look at your skin, they keep saying things in a foreign language and laughing with each other.... you think they are so hot and sexy and are turned on but unsettled at what they're doing.

You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money. :eek:

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money. :eek:

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Pmsfl NG :D:D

[QUOTE=northernwaster;22399what would it matter.....her point of veiw ......if you have a lot of weight on you or if you cum in two seconds .....or you can't get it up they don't care just go and relax and enjoy the time with the girl...........it always works out nice in the end you will find :)

[QUOTE=Dirty Harry;224076][QUOTE=northernwaster;22399what would it matter.....her point of veiw ......if you have a lot of weight on you or if you cum in two seconds .....or you can't get it up they don't care just go and relax and enjoy the time with the girl...........it always works out nice in the end you will find :)[/QUOTE]

As long as she doesnt offer a drink.

bloody Henekin lorry pulls up outside,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

Imagine going in to meet an escort and suddenly about five of the hottest escorts you've ever seen come over to you. You put on a few pounds over the summer, who cares/so what.

They look you up and down, they giggle, they look at your teeth and your eyes, they look at your belly, they look at your skin, they keep saying things in a foreign language and laughing with each other.... you think they are so hot and sexy and are turned on but unsettled at what they're doing.

You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money. :eek:

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God that must have hurt, did it???

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money. :eek:

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Do you ever think of anything else...............:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by northernwaster

Still would be interesting to get an escorts point of view, truthfully

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Hello northernwaster!
I think you haven't got an escort opinion by now so i will tell you mine.Beeing an escort i've learned something very important:never judge a person by look,nationality or age.I've been surprised so many times,in a good or a bad way.I think that if somebody is a nice person,very clean,respectful and with cash,then no profesional and inteligent escort will reject him just because of the weight.I've met a few extra weight people and all i can say is that most of them were so modest and kind,more clean and more respectful that someother people that have the perfect body and a nice suit.In each case are exeptions,of course!

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Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice

You say which girl you want and then they laugh and say they would rather fuck a horse than you (literally) and you can keep your money. :eek:

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Well if the horse had a smaller penis than the prospective client, I could understand their preference. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by JessicaJessy

with cash,then no profesional and inteligent escort will reject him just because of the weight.

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LMAO he will be a lot lighter going home wont he? If he stays for 1 hour he will lose €250 which is 196.89 pounds or 14.06 stone which is 89.50 kilos.

try my amazing weight loss formula NOW!!!
Westside.

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

When it's 3am and i've drawn the short straw I'm hardly going to tell the fat, ugly chick in my taxi that I like slim blondes now am I?

I still say you're not going to get any of the current escorts posting that their fat-friendly.

Not a chance, I'll eat my hat.

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Hark.........Anon, do you hear what I'm hearing?.........Brother Magoo munching away on his stetson.......here have some Buffalo sauce to go with that. :D:D:D

Appriciate the insight

fat people need lovin too!!!! And not by themselves:)