Anyone like love bites?

I guess not, havent seen anyone advertising that.

No they are horrible and I wish people would not leave marks on my beautiful soft skin, as it looks rough. I've had one on my boob before now. Bad form!

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I guess not, havent seen anyone advertising that.

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Its not a good idea if you have a wife or girlfriend and it wasn't them that give it to you

Love bites
Love sucks
Love hurts
(for some).

http://youtu.be/6pHNkOQCIzk

Hate them!

My lovebite story is from when I was young(about 20 or so) and went to canary islands on holiday with few mates.
On 1st or 2nd night I pulled a girl and ended up back in her hotel that night. I was extremely drunk and I didn't
realise she had went full vampire mode on my neck...infact I was so drunk the next day back with the lads I was
talking about this hot Scandinavian girl and they started looking very confused and asked who I meant, "FS, the
girl from last night you cheeky ba****ds" I replied and they fell about laughing because the girl was Irish! To this day
I still have no idea how or why I thought she was from Norway or something :D Maybe in my drunken sense I thought
nobody else from Ireland went on holiday and because she was blonde she must be a viking descendant!

Anyway, the love bite was this horrible mess on my neck. It was high up and was an eye sore as it couldn't be covered up.
I spent the rest of the week having people laughing at me/it and ruled out my chances of any other girls on that holiday!

Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!!

lovebites are for teenagers small minded ones at that