Just had a poor guy, and quite frankly I dont blame him either. Some guy has obviously needed the loo and had a number 2....lol Left a skid mark in the basin and I've not noticed it. The next guy comes in, dying for a pee and while I'm sorting a few thing out I hear a shout/call... I go to investigate and this guy is telling me " There's poo in the toilet, its nasty, I'm not saying it was you but its terrible..." and rushed out of the door.
I went into the loo and low and behold there it was. I had to CLEAN IT......
So guys. Please poo at home or in a public toilet before you come to me, as I dont want to have a walkout because of someone elses poo's.....
I will check the toilet from now on and if there is anything like that again I'm going to charge you a fine........... 200e:mad:
A walkout.........because of poo?????
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23-05-08, 17:15Honey/Alexi DA walkout.........because of poo?????
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23-05-08, 17:24bigpawsI just shit myself LAUGHING!!!!!!
Sorry for laughing Honey but that is fucking hilarious!!!!!! :D :D :D
Not the bit about you having to clean it obviously but the rest .......... priceless!!!! I really do wish it was possible for escorts to review clients now!!!! :D :D :D
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23-05-08, 19:04Honey/Alexi D
What can I say....
I can see it now, my first bad review....Title reading
"Alexi Diamond..full of Sh*t "..
Suspected of pooing before I arrived, how dare she. She looked ok, the rest of the apartment alright, was only half dressed and then there it was....A dirty great skid mark in the toilet.... How could she lads. It was horrific and has left me scared for life, I'll never be the same again and I dont know if I'll ever be able to visit an escort ever now through the fear of seeing some poo..
Beware... Dirty toilet, Stay away at all costs.
Would I go back.... Never it was horrific.
If the guy that left is reading this I'm sorry it is just a joke. -
23-05-08, 19:13bigpawsCan't Make This Stuff Up!!!
Why would he leave anyway???
I don't get it ............ did he think you were going to make him clean it????
Did he think you did it Alexi and was shocked to discover that escorts also need a shit occassionally????
You should have rang the "shitter" back and told him he left something in your apartment and should come back to get it asap!!! :D
I hope the guy that left does post a review ............. that I would have to read!!!! :D :D
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23-05-08, 19:44Honey/Alexi D
What didn't you like my own review on the matter. I thought I was quite accurate.:confused:
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23-05-08, 19:47bigpawsFake Reviews!!!
Escorts writing (faking) their own reviews is a big no-no Honey ............ you know that!!!!! :p
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23-05-08, 19:54relaxer2Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey/Alexi D
Take it as a compliment, he was excited. Almost like when you do a certain class A drug;
he obviously felt that he was about to get the 'Real' thing. -
23-05-08, 20:32rorymanAlexi D - New Extras!
What a fun thread!
I can see it now - Alexis exclusive executive loo - 80 euros a go
Or what if you do start charging fines, you might start a craze......
No2's - extra 80 euro
If you springle when you tinkle - 50 euro
Dirty face - 50 euros
Cheezy cock - 100 euros
Dirty fingernails - 20 euros
A lot of lads wouldnt even get to take their clothes off before they were out of pocket, with no cash left for the fun stuff!
And anyway Alexi, I didnt think you provided Hardcore services! -
23-05-08, 21:52Busty CarmenGood idea bigpaws!!!Lets open a new thread called ¨Clients Reviews ¨Quote:
Originally Posted by bigpaws
What do you think Alexi?The one you wrote will be the first! ;)