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So the Simpsons is 20 years on the go and 450 episodes later. I can hardly believe it, I must be getting old. I've always loved the Simpsons, infact, I think I've learned all of life's important lessons from the Simpsons.......
Anybody have any favourite quotes, lines, moments or clips from the Simpsons you'd like to share???
YouTube - Homer Simpson Best MomentsQuote:
Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems......
Comic book guy. 'If only the real girls went down that easy'
Or Homer saying 'vampires are something we made up to scare kids, like the bogey man or micheal jackson ;
Superintendent Chalmers: “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion
Krusty the Clown: And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”