Great Minds ... Joke :)

Two Irish Inventors made a shocking announcement on all Radio Channels Worldwide for a Press Call to announce a great historic expidition & the worlds press “Came-A-Running” down to the “Arse-Hole” of Kerry to interview them; ... when the world press had gathered & cameras etc were eagerly awaiting their presence; the two Mad Inventors stood up on a platform & announced ... “Ladies & Gentlemen Paddy & I have built a rocket & are going for launch tomorrow morning” ..... The reporter’s said “But where exactly are U both destined for” ? They said “Our intention is to be the first men to land & walk ON THE SUN” ... the reporters could not believe their ears were these two pure insane F..king idiots or just taking the world for idiot’s; so they all began to “Fold up Tents” & head home but just before they had began to all leave one reporter asked a question whilst the rest stopped & listened only basically to entertain an answer; .. “Tell us Sir’s I’m sure that U are aware the Sun is 93,000,000 miles from the Earth & it is estimated that ANY Man Made craft coming within 80,000,000 miles of it will be burnt to a crisp, JUST HOW do U both intend to overcome this fact, let alone assuming advanced material’s & to even to get there & then to actually walk on it ???? ...TELL US JUST HOW, HOW” the two Inventors looked & “Tutted” at the Reporter’s for underestimating them as they all now stood silent as a “Church Mouse” for the answer & the two Inventors said “For F..k sake people do U really all think that we are complete fools & we already thought of that ages ago ??? Sure we know what to do to get over this problem/fact; .... we are going AT NIGHT” ... :D