Embarrassing Situation

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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no i cant say that i have had that sort of experience thank god sorry to hear that as i also would be very embarressed just bring her a nice box of chocolates or a bottle of wine on your next visit and apologise again i am sure she will understand you didn't mean it and if she is still angry fuck her but i am sure it will be ok:)

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

no i cant say that i have had that sort of experience thank god sorry to hear that as i also would be very embarressed just bring her a nice box of chocolates or a bottle of wine on your next visit and apologise again i am sure she will understand you didn't mean it and if she is still angry fuck her but i am sure it will be ok:)

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Well I will try that Harry but I think it might be best just to lay low for a while.:o

Do not lay low. As Harry said buy her something nice and back you go and face up. She will probably greet you with a big smile and yo can have a laugh about it. Just keep your balance next time or she won't ever again speak to you.

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Well I will try that Harry but I think it might be best just to lay low for a while.:o

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i can understand that but if its an escort that you like a lot an want to visit regularly then i would just go back like i said she will be happy with the wine or chocolates it will be ok i would say good luck man ;)

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

i can understand that but if its an escort that you like a lot an want to visit regularly then i would just go back like i said she will be happy with the wine or chocolates it will be ok i would say good luck man ;)

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I am a regular client of hers which is why I feel especially bad about what happened.After a few days I will probably work up the nerve to contact her again but if I get a cool response I guess I will just have to accept it.
By the way this only happened yesterday.

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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did she look at you cock eyed afterwards ?

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

I am a regular client of hers which is why I feel especially bad about what happened.After a few days I will probably work up the nerve to contact her again but if I get a cool response I guess I will just have to accept it.
By the way this only happened yesterday.

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it will be fine don't worry amigo i would feel the same if it happend to me she will understand go back soon:)

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Originally Posted by Alec Horan

did she look at you cock eyed afterwards ?

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and you mind your own business or harry callahan will blow you away with his 44magnum do you hear me punk i don't want to have to tell you twice you hear:D:D

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Originally Posted by Alec Horan

did she look at you cock eyed afterwards ?

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LOL Good one :)

Hey dont worry about it. These things come with the job. If she cant deal with the occasional "cum in the eye delemna" then maybe she should not be doing this job in the first place. There are certainly more annoying things we deal with then a good client accidentally shooting cum in the eye. You dont need to worry about things like this sweety :) She probably forgot all about it after seeing 5 guys after you. You're probably the only one worrying about it at this point.

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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Accidents happen and we know when someone does something on purpose and when it was an accident.
I am sure you will still be welcome in future ;)

westcorkman you have good advice from good people no worrys man :)

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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your a disgrace.

tut tut tut,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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Fuck her, you apologised and it was an accident, water off a duck's back. Course you can go back to her and cum in the other eye. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by rover

Fuck her,

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he did.Thats how he came in her eye.

the birds and the bees Vol 5 book 2 page 34 rover,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by Westsidex

he did.Thats how he came in her eye.

the birds and the bees Vol 5 book 2 page 34 rover,
Westside.

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He can always get her to wear my Elvis mask, that'll take the flack and westcorklad will cum quicker before he trips up. :D

U can always bring her a little gift the next time to show how sorry u are
Remember nothing says sorry like OPTREX:D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has anyone had a experience with an escort that they cringe at?
I had an session with an escort recently that was going well until at the end when instead of cuming over her boobs as is usual for me I lost my balance and the cum ended up in her eye. :eek:She was not happy to put it mildly.I apologised profusely but dont know if I can ever go back to her.:o

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I nearly took the eye out of my 'masseur' twice but I intentionally aimed for her eye I'll get her next time:blackeye:......

At least your not as bad as the guy Kat had, instead of cumming on her titslike agreed he pissed on her, as I recall she was not impressed, she couldn't understand how a guy with a full erection about to cum manage to piss, confused me that one did also:confused:

Found the thread:

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...stead-cum.html

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

I am a regular client of hers which is why I feel especially bad about what happened.After a few days I will probably work up the nerve to contact her again but if I get a cool response I guess I will just have to accept it.
By the way this only happened yesterday.

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Don't wait a few days - contact her now and let her know how sorry and embarrassed you were. As you are a 'regular' I'm sure she will understand.

I'd say by now she's probably feeling bad about her reaction and maybe even seeing the funny side of it and if not, well then shes lost a good regular... her loss wcl.

Thanks to everyone who commented on this thread.
I contacted the escort today and she seems to have got over what happened. I am going back this week and will bring her a few gifts.
This time I will be a lot more careful though.:o:o

Stick a telescopic sight on the end of yourself so these misshapps dont ever repeat themselves. Come on her tits from across the room :D:D:D:D:D:D

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I say you write a really bad review about the cum-dodging minny, and bring Mick with you next time to crap in her loo :D

;)

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Originally Posted by anonymouse

I say you write a really bad review about the cum-dodging minny, and bring Mick with you next time to crap in her loo :D

;)

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I agree.
He shouldnt have to kiss her ass like that to get back in.
She is playing with him I think... and not in a good way :(
If he would take my advice, Id say go see ALyssa Jenkins instead of that cum-eyed girl. Alyssa is a true professional and also fun and easy going. She would never make him feel like crap for a little accident like that.

See these kinds of stories really annoy me! Would you like to know what my last appointment was like? Well, i drove 2 hours to a house in the middle of the wilderness (gorgeous log cabin with hickory floor and soapstone wood stove imported from Scandinavia) and I did not charge him for travel time. Of course there was also the 2 hour drive home then after which I did on my own free will also: 4 hours driving I did just to be nice. He surprised me when he said he wanted to start the appointment with a bit of moonlight snowshoeing! So I had to put on one of his extra snow suits, his boots that were too big and some snow shoes. Then I followed him out into the wilderness, under the moon, and he showed me the footprints of coyotes and wolves and a possible bear. We walked and walked and walked and walked for 1 hour. Then he said lets go back, so I followed him and then he got us LOST! So we walked the trail for 2 hours, and 5 times he went back and forth over our same tracks, until I finally said "Let me lead". And so I found the way back to HIS HOUSE which I was never at before! He said he was so embarrassed and felt like an idiot for getting us lost. I said to him, "As I said before, my goal is to live life to the fullest, and this is part of living life, so dont worry about it". We then proceeded with a 3 hour sex romp and he said he'd like to marry me since there are just NO GIRLS OUT THERE LIKE ME who are so easy going, like to do sports and dont get angry at him when he made a mistake. He said he cant think of one girl out there who wouldve put up with getting lost in the wilderness with a man she never met before and having to tread the snow for 2 hours straight with no break.

Point is. If I can go thru all that without even raising a little eyebrow to it, then why cant an escort stay calm when she gets a little cum in her eye from a very nice and good regular?

Midnight walk in the woods!!???

Jesus, Dolly, he could've been a serial killer!!! Be careful, will you! :eek:

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

I agree.
He shouldnt have to kiss her ass like that to get back in.
She is playing with him I think... and not in a good way :(
If he would take my advice, Id say go see ALyssa Jenkins instead of that cum-eyed girl. Alyssa is a true professional and also fun and easy going. She would never make him feel like crap for a little accident like that.

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In fairness to the escort she didnt really make me feel like crap. Not that I have ever had cum in my eyes:eek: but I am aware that it can cause considerable irritation(or worse.)With hindsight I cant blame the escort for being unhappy but I saw her again today and she was OK with me so I think its best to put it behind me(not the cum.);)

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

See these kinds of stories really annoy me! Would you like to know what my last appointment was like? Well, i drove 2 hours to a house in the middle of the wilderness (gorgeous log cabin with hickory floor and soapstone wood stove imported from Scandinavia) and I did not charge him for travel time. Of course there was also the 2 hour drive home then after which I did on my own free will also: 4 hours driving I did just to be nice. He surprised me when he said he wanted to start the appointment with a bit of moonlight snowshoeing! So I had to put on one of his extra snow suits, his boots that were too big and some snow shoes. Then I followed him out into the wilderness, under the moon, and he showed me the footprints of coyotes and wolves and a possible bear. We walked and walked and walked and walked for 1 hour. Then he said lets go back, so I followed him and then he got us LOST! So we walked the trail for 2 hours, and 5 times he went back and forth over our same tracks, until I finally said "Let me lead". And so I found the way back to HIS HOUSE which I was never at before! He said he was so embarrassed and felt like an idiot for getting us lost. I said to him, "As I said before, my goal is to live life to the fullest, and this is part of living life, so dont worry about it". We then proceeded with a 3 hour sex romp and he said he'd like to marry me since there are just NO GIRLS OUT THERE LIKE ME who are so easy going, like to do sports and dont get angry at him when he made a mistake. He said he cant think of one girl out there who wouldve put up with getting lost in the wilderness with a man she never met before and having to tread the snow for 2 hours straight with no break.

Point is. If I can go thru all that without even raising a little eyebrow to it, then why cant an escort stay calm when she gets a little cum in her eye from a very nice and good regular?

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I dont think any escorts over here would have agreed to that.No charge for travelling to his location
a walk in the woods with someone who you didnt already know and then on top of that he gets lost.:eek::eek:
Christ Dolly anything could have happened.:eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

I dont think any escorts over here would have agreed to that.No charge for travelling to his location
a walk in the woods with someone who you didnt already know and then on top of that he gets lost.:eek::eek:
Christ Dolly anything could have happened.:eek::eek:

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I like driving and seeing the scenery. So if It's my choice and pleasure to do that, then I will not charge for it.
Yes a walk in the woods, kissing and having him suck on my tits, stick his hand down my snow pants, under the moon, it was exciting! There is a reason, also, why I am one of the most famous escorts in America. I do interesting dates like this and its hard to find girls like me who do interesting dates like this :)
Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

I like driving and seeing the scenery. So if It's my choice and pleasure to do that, then I will not charge for it.
Yes a walk in the woods, kissing and having him suck on my tits, stick his hand down my snow pants, under the moon, it was exciting! There is a reason, also, why I am one of the most famous escorts in America. I do interesting dates like this and its hard to find girls like me who do interesting dates like this :)
Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...

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dunno but for me too it truely beggars belief that u would put yourself in such a vulnerable situation I'm only saying it with in the interests of your safety dont know where your coming from with its all to do with 'positive attitude' be more selective & mind yourself....

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Thanks to everyone who commented on this thread.
I contacted the escort today and she seems to have got over what happened. I am going back this week and will bring her a few gifts.
This time I will be a lot more careful though.:o:o

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You shouldn't feel obliged to bring gifts at all maybe a pair of Speedo swimming goggles(18euro)?...

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

dunno but for me too it truely beggars belief that u would put yourself in such a vulnerable situation I'm only saying it with in the interests of your safety dont know where your coming from with its all to do with 'positive attitude' be more selective & mind yourself....

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Sweeties, most escorts screen in the USA. We already know who a guy is before we go to his house. I know Irish lads dont like to be screened, but in USA, this is the normal way escorts do things. Its safer that way. So I can be relaxed going to a strangers house. And being relaxed and feeling safe means I can be open to all kinds of adventures.

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

Point is... its about attitude. Having a good attitude and staying positive when things go a little odd...

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If things go odd, then you break out the .357 :D

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...kswithguns.jpg

Although this pic looks like one of those old Colt Peacemakers. Draw!

Could get a licence for one of those where I am. Then I can show off my gun permit card like a new toy LOL.
Just kidding. Dont worry over me mousey. I had a great time and he texts me everyday saying he cant stop thinking about how much fun he had. Next time he wants to go cross country skiing. He put up a review today on it. A very excellent one.

Never had an embarrassing sutuation with an escort but this thread reminded me of an embassasing situation I had years ago in a busy gym.

Comming to the end of a workout on a weigh machine a returning weight snagged my shorts and pulled them down to my ankles. I remember as a 18year old wanting to die trying to untangle them from the machine and falling over in the process. Eventually some other gym users and a coach came over and ripped them off to get them released and me bare arsed running to the changing rooms never to return there again.

Dont think this would embarrass me now but certaintly did then.