Web Services for Sex

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I would love to build a website like this, can you help me? pm me

hardly think anyone would fall for that old chestnut lol ;)

I am an extreemly talented sex expert based in Cork, Ireland, with specialist knowledge of GSO (G-Spot Optimization).

I am prepred to offer all escorts (must have a tampon tunnel and aged under 60) a free 30 minute sex consultation in exchange for 150.

Drop me a nod if you are interested.

Needeless to say this is a unlimited offer, first come, first served.

West.

Mmmmmmmm

Are you the same buckfastmonk as on http://forums.searchenginewatch.com/member.php?u=10422?

If so, did I not bar you already for harassing girls who don't want your supposedly genius web services? :mad:

Pat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
God bless you mate - I can guarantee you that i am a million times more talented than you but unfortunately was not born with the bollocks to make an offer like that!!!


Good on ya!!!!!!

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Hehe - you're such a plonker. Web consultancy is for people who aren't talented enough to be real developers. Stop trying to make out you're some sort of hot shot, I see your kind begging me for jobs every day of the week mate - you're 10 a penny!

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Originally Posted by buckfastmonk

Go on and laugh, but your jealously shows!!!

Any escort would be VERY fortunate to do a deal with me, because with my advice her website could go to the TOP OF THE SEARCH ENGINES, saving her from having to pay for the pleasure of advertising on pathetic websites (like Escort-Ireland.com!).

I know it must be frustrating for solicitors, plumbers, mechanics etc. (whose skills are not so in such high demand with the escorts) to see I can get sex in exchange only for my words of wisdom, but I spent MANY MANY YEARS studying my art before I became a world-class expert in my field and I have truly earnt anything I now get.

Ladies, don't mind the haters and keep those responses coming in,

Ryan

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Im Peter The Perfect Plumber.Im Irelands top plumber.I have a pipe for any womans need.You say im jealous of an overbearing matamaticllly minded idiot?
Listen here my friend.I fix your pipes.If you have no pipes ,you have no water (unless you drink your piss) and without no water,you have no liquids and without no liquids,you will die.

No job is too small for me,
Peter The Perfect Plumber.

A trip to Centra might solve the "no liquids" problem before death takes hold ...............

Paws