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Ox-y-mor-on: n, pl: Any variety of tantalizing, self-contradictory statements or oberservations that on the surface appear false or illogical, but at a deeper level are true, often profoundly true.
Examples:
'To lead the people, walk behind them'
~Lao-tzu
or
'You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap'
~Dolly Parton
Just make up your own oxymoron or give us one you heard before.
Just that simple!
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It’s a Wonderful Life' - 1946
RKO Radio PicturesFrank Capra's magical tale of a man who's allowed to see what his family, his friends and his community would have been like if he had never been born. A flop when it came out, repeated television airings built its following over the years and it became one of the most-loved holiday films. With Jimmy Stewart, Donna Reed and Lionel Barrymore as a despicable villain, it's a little dark, but always moving, even when you’ve seen it dozens of times.
Basically, this is how it goes:
person A- I wish I had my own island.
Person B- Granted but the island is filled with man-eating spiders.
I wish I had some ice cream.
Person C- Granted but you get it because someone has stuffed it down your pants. I wish I was taller...
ect ect ect...
Pretty straightfoward, so I hope you get it. n.n I'll start off:
I wish I had money.
...but, it does not look like it's going to happen. pft. anyway-
Let's talk - TATTOOS.
i love all kinds - and i love more than one.
i saw a man with a zillion tattoos on his body - mmmmmmmmmm...yummy.
what tattoos do you guyz&galz have?
share, why doncha, pretty please.
"The only rule I follow is not to follow rules."
wank into a sock and then wear it to work. tis beautiful says i to thee.. also do a poo poo in your panties and sit on it for the day whilst sitting at your desk..
--All Things Military--
Thanksgiving Marathon
Thursday, Nov. 26 - All Day
Get ready to feast your eyes on an all-you-can-watch buffet - of tanks! From the greatest ever, to today's modern marvels, it's a full day dedicated to the one weapon for which every soldier is thankful.
Top Ten Bombers: Military Channel
to rain solidly
a terrible beauty
and in view of the news today
a christian bishop
I have decided that I want a - DRAGON - as my second tattoo - my chances of getting it are 'slim2none' but - I will keep on it and well - I will probably get my way, I hope.
So, no tattoos, here?
That's odd.
SEXY GUYZ&GALZ and no tattoos?
O, maybe you do not know me well enough to answer this.
Whatever.
"A smart alec". :D
"The cleaner the client the filthier the service"... always liked that one.
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE :D
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--smoochy smooches--
Generous Banker
It is forbidden to forbid
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner
If you fall off that wall and break both your legs
Dont come running to me
Good doozer, how many times I heard this :p:D
Making War to Keep Peace
True Lies.............
Tolerate all but Intolerance
Southern Pecan Pie
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• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup butter (softened)
• 1 cup corn syrup (Karo brand is common in the south)
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1 tsp vanilla flavoring or extract
• 3 eggs
• 1 to 1 1/2 cups pecans
• 1 9-inch pie shell (deep dish is a good idea)
Directions:
Cream the sugar and butter well in a medium sized mixing bowl.
Add syrup, salt, and vanilla. Mix again.
Add eggs one at a time and mix after each.
Stir in pecans (or you can place them on top if you want).
Pour mixture into pie crust. Do not bake the pie crust first for this one.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Bake for 45 minutes.
Tips for Making Pecan Pies
The only real problem I’ve ever seen with pecan pies is them not “setting” (or firming up). I’m not completely sure why this happens. I think the pies are less likely to firm up if the corn syrup is old and also if the filling is not mixed well. I use fresh syrup and do not double the recipe. If I want two pies, I mix each up separate.
When using pecan pieces, stirring them in works well. They rise up to the top during the cooking. For whole pieces, you can do the same. But, you can get a nice, neat pattern if you place the nuts on by hand after pouring the sugar batter in the pie crust.
Some people like vanilla ice cream on top of pecan pie. Some just like it plain. It's great either way.
Leftovers can be stored in the refrigerator (if you have any left over). Microwave a slice for 10 seconds or so to take the chill off.
A Blonde's Breast Stroke
There were three women competing in the recent Breast Stroke division
of an English Channel swim, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
It was a fierce race with the brunette and the redhead exchanging the
lead across the long stretch of water. As they stroked closer and closer
to the shores of France, the blonde fell further behind.
Finally, the brunette came in first, with the redhead a close second.
Everyone cheered and the two women congratulated each other on such a
fine race. But the blonde swimmer was still nowhere to be seen.
Much, much later, the blonde woman finally reached shore completely
exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she agreed to speak to
the eager press.
"Can you please tell us what caused you to finish so far behind the
other racers in today's race?" the first reporter asked.
The blonde shook her head, then remarked, "I don't want to complain,
but I think those other two girls used their arms!"
Two Bubbas Try Ice Fishin'
There were two bubbas from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to
try some ice fishing.
They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off for up there. The
lakes were frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to a lake
at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said,
"We're going to need an ice pick."
So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them
was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice
picks."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he
didn't. He sold him the picks, and the the guy left.
In about an hour, he was back. "We're going to need all the ice picks
you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how
are you fellows doing?"
"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the
water yet."
fresh frozen