You do the maths

2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

X = your age
Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

Is it accurate for you?

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

X = your age
Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

Is it accurate for you?

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My math skillz were never that great, but anyhoo... I ended up with Y=6.(lol)

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

X = your age
Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

Is it accurate for you?

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Yeah man, right on. For the first 35 years of nuptual bliss, I only had the one partner, in the last three years I've had about 55.

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

X = your age
Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

Is it accurate for you?

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Haha this actually was scarily accurate, it even had the fraction left over for that time I passed out midway in a drunken stupor.

Where, may I ask, did this theorem come from, hmm???

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Originally Posted by Mousey

Where, may I ask, did this theorem come from, hmm???

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dunno mousey just glad to have memories;

rover = this is 55 civilians in 3 yrs? jesus!! you must be some charmer.

chiefhandker = honest to a fault

mousey = from tinternet, of course. so it must be right.

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

2(sq rt of (X-15)) = Y

X = your age
Y = no of sexual partners (nearest whole number)

This is the formula to calculate the normal number of sexual partners one should have had for a given age (discounting escorts/clients of course).

I'm 87 yrs old so Y for me comes out to be 17. Wow! 17? I've a way to go before I get there. A long marriage to my poor dear Penelope put me lagging behind from the outset, I'm afraid.

Is it accurate for you?

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LAdoooooooooooooo?

we have a job for you,
Westside.

Mine would be +/- 5... No way.