Bollocks wonders

Hav to ask ye men how the cold weather affects how your penis works.


And also ye ladies, do ye fined a hard stiff frozen penis sexy.


Last time that I had sexual intercourse, it was very painful as my semen came out in icicles, poor frozen sperm.

Mine works just grand Bollocks...Try the cock sock .

https://img0.etsystatic.com/055/0/10...35028_p07o.jpg

i always warm my length up by vigorously wanking it at any given opportunity, especially if there is females in the office.. this may account for the large turnover of staff, and the impending court cases i have to attend adult-flash

Does have an effect on your hands. What you type comes out like a frozen load of rubbish.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Hav to ask ye men how the cold weather affects how your penis works.


And also ye ladies, do ye fined a hard stiff frozen penis sexy.


Last time that I had sexual intercourse, it was very painful as my semen came out in icicles, poor frozen sperm.

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are you sleeping rough on the streets these nights bollocks?

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Originally Posted by jamie25

are you sleeping rough on the streets these nights bollocks?

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Nope, its too cold.

I pay 200 euro an hour for a good nights sleep, and guess what I cannnot sleep