Imagine if

someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.:)As per mallow escorts thread.

Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?Jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.Imagine that call god,

Punter - Hello

Ford - Hello can i help you?

Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort

Ford - Well what type are you looking for?

Punter - what types have you?

Ford - Well we have white,black and............

Punter - Eh i love black.

Ford - Well we have a few here.

Punter - Any say twenty five years old?

Ford - Thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for

Punter - naw i dont like the big ones

Ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.A fine managble size.

Punter - Eh are any free and when?

Ford - Well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.You can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.

Punter - How much is the cost?

Ford - You have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.

Punter - Whats the behind like?

Ford - The person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.Perfect for a family get together.A nice solid rear end.You could even get the dog in there if you liked.

Punter - and the front?

Ford - very impressive from the front

Punter - eh right. and she is clean.

Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.

Punter - and i can call in yes?

Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary

Punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?

Ford - no probs at all.Did you have an escort before?

Punter - eh yes why?

Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

Punter - eh i cant find her?

Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.In the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.

Punter - thank you

Ford - your welcome talk to you at five

Punter - thank you.

Westside.

you outdone yourself again bro:D:D


nbt

I agree, this is brilliant. :D :D :D :D

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Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

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Haaahahaha... I think that's the best part. :) :cool:

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You could even get the dog in there if you liked.

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I thought you'd find this the best bit...........:D:D:D

Nice one West.............:D

Very good West :D

Very good west! Great writing :)

Good stuff Westie. Now record it and put it on youtube :D

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Originally Posted by westsidex

someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.:)as per mallow escorts thread.

Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.imagine that call god,

punter - hello

ford - hello can i help you?

Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort

ford - well what type are you looking for?

Punter - what types have you?

Ford - well we have white,black and............

Punter - eh i love black.

Ford - well we have a few here.

Punter - any say twenty five years old?

Ford - thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for

punter - naw i dont like the big ones

ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.a fine managble size.

Punter - eh are any free and when?

Ford - well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.you can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.

Punter - how much is the cost?

Ford - you have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.

Punter - whats the behind like?

Ford - the person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.perfect for a family get together.a nice solid rear end.you could even get the dog in there if you liked.

Punter - and the front?

Ford - very impressive from the front

punter - eh right. And she is clean.

Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.

Punter - and i can call in yes?

Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary

punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?

Ford - no probs at all.did you have an escort before?

Punter - eh yes why?

Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

Punter - eh i cant find her?

Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.in the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.

Punter - thank you

ford - your welcome talk to you at five

punter - thank you.

Westside.

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westside man hve to take the hat off there,had a rite laugh a that one:d