there seems to be a few regulars on this site actin' as if dominant. they post a lot, jump down throat of others with slurs like 'couldn't get it up' or 'must be a pimp'. being all pally with the escorts that they share with the public.
most women are 'dodgy'. they have avoided a lot of the growing up that most men have to do. they are used to gettin' what they want fairly handy. they are generally dishonest.
now escorts are a bit better, they slice up there cake and sell it to ten or so men a day.
this is good because rather than some hard working man go to his grave without gettin a sniff just because he is short of cloony's looks and personality.
i don't bother myself, i pay my mortgages and have a toss instead. sometimes when business takes me to the dam, i riggle with an a-class girl-€50!
stop slating and knocking others from your safe keyboards. the only favourites here are the regulars with €250 in hand and some bulging nuts in pants.
as for girls-i am fairly wealthy, €150- i dont earn that in a day- you need to create a more reasonable product- the €80-15 min fuck/suck. forget fake pics.
i know most girls are doin fuck all at present (exuse pun). this is cause our over inflated economy is now fucked!
i just want to say before i leave, whoever knocks my comments-you know u r a cunt!
im gonna have a smoke...
wise up u mother f's (general rant)
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23-05-08, 14:59wiseonewise up u mother f's (general rant)
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23-05-08, 15:41LangerTosser?How the fuck could you be fairly wealthy if you earn less tha €150 a day?Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseone
Your perceived lack of income could explain your fondness of tossing as opposed to the real thing. Which may in turn lead people here to think you are a real tosser.
The ladies dropping their prices to what you suggested though a nice thought is merely a poor mans dream. But I'm not here to knock you but just to say I enjoy reading complete shit every now and again. -
23-05-08, 16:00bigpawsI Guess I'm A Cunt!!!
Hey "wiseone" ( a sarcastic username I'm guessing??) you deal in street prostitution which is probably why you don't understand the regular posters (I'm assuming you consider me as one of those??) threads/posts on here ............. you are way out of your league!!
And yes that is me knocking your comments in case you are a little hard-of-understanding. :p
Paws
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23-05-08, 17:14ninebythree
are u flyshit is disguise :)
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23-05-08, 19:21wiseonerest case my i
the usual suspects showed up.
all venomously goin for my jugular.
the first, annoyed how i have become wealthy and no longer need to earn as such.
the second, strange character. big into renting 'premier league girls', talkin bout it, almost policin it in some fucked up way. he sounds like he spends €300-500 pw on gettin his nuts emptied by foreign girls prospecting here. wanting more day after day- jus like a junkie. he said im way out of my league here. listen up mate- punter to punter you are not superior to me. but u can secretly believe this- i dont care!
the third...
ive been with some class acts in ireland, payed, was respectful, enjoyed! but day to day, value for my money in all things counts. in food, transport, property.
i was brought up a bit tough and am entitled to my choices with my money!
comment? sure! but dont use your relative anononimity to vent your abusive, defensive, celtic character on me.
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23-05-08, 19:29bigpawsWiseone????
Eh ..................
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ead.php?t=9105
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ead.php?t=7139
Yep!!! A very wealthy punter who visits top-class escorts ............... you the man!!!! :D :D
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23-05-08, 19:33Honey/Alexi D
Wiseone... Come on hun, you have to say you literally egged on the responce you got. Take a break join in on the fun side of this.
Lets just get it straight first.
You can choose where to spend your money.
The girls here might charge more but it doesn't mean their better.
Other clients might pay more but it doesn't mean that you cant you just choose not to and fair play to you babe.
And you can go away and get it cheaper because it doesn't matter the cost, all/most escorts/women and sneaky...
I think I covered it all, now come and add something to the story, I promise no charge.;) -
23-05-08, 22:38SmanAt first I thought this guy was cracked...prefers a toss, no looks, taking on the regular posters here, misspellings, strange note about women being dodgy combined with comical name. Having looked at his posts elsewhere and reading this again I now think he's the biggest wind up merchant around. Could be the wine of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseone
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24-05-08, 23:51ninebythreei take it u are referring to me and i all i can say is Do u know me because u got me spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseone
And i think u should take a rest now as it took u 7 months to come up with 10 posts .........the brain overload must be killing you. is that smoke coming out your ears.
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25-05-08, 00:36westsideIs there a.....................Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseone
Best Before Date on your brain by any chance?
For Best Before Date see base.Flip him over.Ah i see. Best before 25/03/08.
That explains it,
Westside.
PS thats for the compliment.Im proud to be a cunt. -
25-05-08, 11:23roryman
You are missing the point, "wiseone" (lol)
Patricia and Co should be applauded for the way they have set up this site.
E-1 has given an industry the chance to show its human face, and credit to the girls and the customers, they have taken that chance.
Not everyone wants the sleazy side of sex. I would say most of us want a safe encounter with a lady with personality, charm and humour. And personally speaking, with a lady who is there because she wants to be and hasnt been forced into this industry.
I must admit, before I found this site, I had the usual low and sleazy view of escorts.
E-1 has shown me the very opposite.
The girls and gents who post on here, generally show they have a great sense of humour and are very normal and down to earth.
Sure they like sex, but honestly who doesnt?
They also talk about a wide range of other subjects, just like normal people, because they are normal people, they just like good sex and arent afraid to engage with a professional to get it, the same way you go to other professionals - for the service
So Westside and Bigpaws dont suffer fools, I have never had a problem with them and certainly wouldnt let them intimerdate me. If you dont like their opinions, just dont take any notice.
Thanks E-1, and long may you continue -
25-05-08, 11:44Honey/Alexi DWell as we all know..... we all like some pussy...I know I do:DQuote:
Originally Posted by westside
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25-05-08, 13:49carlos marvadoHere here Alexi D.
As the old saying goes, big cats scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
But the way, I had a lovely dream about you Alexi; so I guess I owe you €50 now. -
25-05-08, 16:47Honey/Alexi DAhh....Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
Tell you what this ones on me:D -
25-05-08, 17:19QuarterpoundherCarlos, thank's for the belly laugh, the best one-liner I've heard in a long whileQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
Here's a quick one,
What's the Difference between a Giraffe and a Tractor?
One has hydraulic's and the other a high bollicks.
PS What does Vamos para a cama agora e eu vou dar pressao mean.? -
25-05-08, 18:03carlos marvado
Jesus quarterpoundher, thanks for making me feel very old. I can remember that joke when it originally made the rounds and that was'nt yesterday.
My portuguese phrase means - Let's go to bed and I'll give you pressure. -
25-05-08, 18:22QuarterpoundherNever heard itQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
Hope that’s a typo at the end of the phrase, (big difference) LOL
Glad I didn’t greet the Postman with that, he looks Mediterranean
Your name dose'nt translate to Charles Manson does it?
A new batch of U.S. Marine recruit’s are lined up on the parade ground awaiting there new drill instructor, he marches out looking like thunder and hatred in his eyes for his new charges and Bellows, I GONNA GIT RAWT DOWN TO BASICS WITH U SUM BITCHS, I’M GONNA SHOW YOU RAWT NOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A UNITED STATES MARINE,
With that he clicks his fingers and out walks the biggest meanest alligator in the everglades, walks up to the Drill Sargent opens his mouth at crotch level and waits motionless, Drill Sargent whips down his trousers and puts everything god gave him into its gapping mouth, NOW YOU PIECES OF PISS, ANY YOU PREPARED TO DO THIS ???? They all shuffle and murmur uncomfortably, trying to avoid his steely gaze,
I THOUGHT AS MUCH
Feeling suitably vindicated in his contempt for them he was about to remove himself from it’s mouth when he spots a lone hand raised right at the back,
YOU, FRONT AND CENTER,
out steps a backwoods man from Alabama
YOU TELLIN” ME YOUR PREPARED TO DO THIS?,
yes sir,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW ?
Yes sir, reckon I am, but yur gonna have to promise me sumpin’ firse sar’nt.
WHAT’S THAT PISS ANT?.
Yur gonna have to promise not to bite. -
25-05-08, 19:26Langer
I wouldn't have believed it possible but it looks like we have another Flyshit!!!!!!!
Oh for fucks sake looks like there is going to be lots of rubbish posted for awhile.
Let me ask you man to man...is there any possibility you would fuck off to another forums?
If you joined all your posts together you wouldnt' find one line that makes sense and you're jokes!!!!!!.....But in fairness you are as funny as you are intelligent...have you been kept in the cellar?
I can tell you now fella...you haven't a pot to piss in financially...thats crystal clear from your posts....and thats ok..but its made you a right wanker. -
25-05-08, 19:46carlos marvadoUS Marines
A company of US marines is put together from guys who have volunteered for a top secret and highly dangerous mission to hunt out Osama Bin Laden and the bearded brethren in the border region between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Needless to say the odds are stacked against them and the mission ends in failure. Only three marines, two recent recruits and a grizzled old black sergeant make it back to base.
On the parade ground the whole regiment is formed up, to witness the presentation of decorations to the three marines. After handing out their medals for bravery, their colonel addresses the men-
Colonel - "In addition, the United States Congress has voted a special bounty in recognition of the fact that you men volunteered for a highly dangerous assignment deep within hostile territory. This bounty shall be based on the measure of each man. How would you like to be measured soldier?"
Soldier 1: "Sir, I'd like to be measured from the top of my head to the tip of my toes sir.
A corporal produces a measuring tape and measures the first soldier as requested. From the top of his head to his toes he measures 180 cm.
Colonel - "That converts to a $ 180 bonus in your next paycheque soldier. At ease."
The colonel turns to the second soldier and asks him the same question. This guy being a bit quicker on the uptake now says
Soldier 2: "Sir, I'd like to be measured from the tip of my longest finger to the top of my big toe sir" and with that he raises his arms as high as he can.
The corporal again measures the man as requested and reports to his colonel that the measurement is 220 cm.
Colonel - "That converts to a $ 220 bonus in your next paycheque soldier. At ease."
The colonel now addresses the grizzled old sergeant:
Colonel - "Sergeant Washington, how would you like to be measured?"
Sergeant - "Sir, I'd like to be measured from the top of my penis to my balls sir."
Gasps are followed by sniggers of laughter from the assembled ranks of the regiment.
Colonel - "Order in the ranks. Sergeant Washington, I am aware of a certain reputation regarding the er endowment of black males, but are you sure about this ?"
Sergeant - "Sir, yes sir."
Colonel - "Very well Sergeant, drop your pants. Corporal you may proceed."
The corporal goes down on bended knee in front of the old sergeant and holding the end of the measuring tape against the top of his erect penis, slowly counts off the centimeters as he works his way down the shaft. Arriving at the base, the corporal lets out a guffaw and starts to scratch his head.
Colonel - "Well corporal, what's the measure of this man ?"
Corporal - "Sir, I can't rightly say sir. There seems to be an irregularity here sir."
Colonel - "What irregularity. He is a man, is'nt he? He has a penis, dos'nt he?"
Corporal - "Sir, yes he rightly has a fine penis sir. But that ain't the problem sir."
Growing somewhat impatient with this, the colonel decides to take matters in hand himself (no pun intended). He walks up to the old sergeant and bends down to investgate the matter for himself. After a few moments of close inspection, the colonel straightens up and looks the old sergeant in the eye.
Colonel - "Sergeant Washington, where are your balls ?"
Sergeant - "Sir, Vietnam sir." -
25-05-08, 20:34QuarterpoundherHigh Langer, Thank you for your Life affirming comment’s, I’ve been waiting for my first slagging, I’m glad my Posting Cherry has been popped by someone with a name like Langer, you will always have a special place in my heart. Would venting your spleen have anything to do with my reply to your monosyllabic post in my thread on Billy Keogh ?. You seem to be more perturbed by a joke then the implications of Rape. I not interested in trading abuse over the Ether as there is nothing more pathetic then a grown man (You are grown are You) swinging his Dick in cyberspace.Quote:
Originally Posted by Langer
You cannot be very perceptive Clanger or you should have decided I was a wanker on my first post, why did your shimmering intellect require you to read them all.
As for the Financial health of my Piss Pot, I’m self employed and I chose my jobs as they afford me freedom from the rat race, I take off any time I want. I’m not motivated by money, I’m motivated by lack of Money and I do not expect you to be able to differentiate between the too, as for my cellar, I have my own house, and Farm in a beautiful part of the country and no Financial noose around my neck. I made E2000 tax free last night (something in common with the Escort’s only I didn’t have to grin and bear you breathing down my neck) with the Birth of a Foal, what did you make ?
Aggression is the reserve of an empty Mind, and Insults are the resort of a Beaten one, come at me with Originality, or don’t come at me at all.
You have something in common with something in my backyard, and your both full of it.
I won’t go negative, but I will defend myself
PS Laxative’s are half price in Tesco’s all this week, treat yourself.
PPS Carlos, brilliant, the old Dog for the long road... -
25-05-08, 21:22LangerQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
Hey thanks for your kind words Cheesburger they really touched me.....but lets put this man love aside for a moment.
I owe you an apology...I quoted your post instead of wiseones.
Thanks for giving us an insight into your wonderful life, is there a yellow brick road on that farm by any chance?
Anyway welcome to the forums:) -
25-05-08, 21:41carlos marvadoWiseone?
I'm glad that Langer and Quarterpoundher have sorted out that misunderstanding.
But what I'd really like to know is whether the "Wiseone" was the recipient of a public or a private education. -
25-05-08, 22:54QuarterpoundherBeep Beep BeepQuote:
Originally Posted by Langer
Thats me backin' up the truck, I Apologise, Langer, I genuinely thought you were havin' a pop at me.