true story bad directions!
I phoned an escort with limited English & arranged to meet her at a certain apartment & room no. Her English was poor but I went to the apartment knocked on the door no answer few times more still no answer went for a walk back 5mins later still no answer made my way for a coffee, 30mins later the escort rang shouting what a 'stupid bastard of an Irishman I was' I replied that I knocked at her door few times but no answer she told me to f off & dropped phone, I rang her that evening turns out I had gone to the wrong apartment BLOCK:o