Liz Hilton

Dear Liz,

What would you do in this situation with a client?

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''id see her again cos shes not full of shit.a lot of the rest of them thin they are super models,especially the polish.'' :eek::eek::eek::eek::D

ROFL!

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe

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''id see her again cos shes not full of shit.a lot of the rest of them thin they are super models,especially the polish.'' :eek::eek::eek::eek::D

ROFL!

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Indeed Brenda, but I ask myself, "What would Liz do?":D

Wow -- this guy is all class!

But the most striking element of the review is that he was able to buy a sandwich for three euro. It seems that Limerick is good value for escorts...and for lunch :D

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Originally Posted by RicFlair

Dear Liz,

What would you do in this situation with a client?

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I would go through the whole of the review and correct his dozens of spelling mistakes.

He didn't say he had a shit time, he was whinging about the Polish Ladies - ergo why go
see them if they aren't for him - he said he had a good time and said he would see her
again - now............ here's the rub...............

I wouldn't see him again if i were her............ and it would of cost him 150 Euros for 30
mins with me - and he sounds like he needed a bloody good shower too........ actually
he sounds horrible..........

I still stand by what i said - If you don't have anything nice to say that don't say anything
at all - shoot.... What i want to know is this.............

In Ireland and ONLY Ireland do men read the reviews like they are the be all and end all - if in England you had say 50 reviews that would be 40 tooooooooo many........ its a joke -
If you are a man with any self respect you would see that the girl had x many reviews & want to run a mile - sorry but if i were a bloke i wouldn't want to see a woman that had all those reviews.......... Nobody in London has that many or would want them -

The new way posh way is not to have reviews - its testimonials......... tee hee thats what i have on my site........ but then i am a posh bird. Sorry I can't help that its how i was dragged up........ but those that know me do know that i have a very wicked sense of humour - just like the Irish cos they do.........

I do have favourite Clients though - Those with sexy French or Italian accents....mmm
big turn on........ and of course those that were great clothes do it for me too, makes for a better time all around and believe it or not its just as important for me to have as good a time as you.........really.......... xxx

P.S. I did have one bad review i just remembered as i am looking around my room - a Client that drove me absolutely mad asking me many times to see me and neither of us could make it at the same time - anyway he eventually made it to me and he wrote and i quote - " She was more interested in her dog than she was in me" - Hands up i jolly well was - "Her lounge is covered in pictures of herself" - No my room is covered in pics of my son - and maybe there are 8 pictures of me - some with my son and friends or brother or father - not all me, me, me......... so thats not really very nice. Then i don't really remember what he said but he did do something that is the cardinal sin......... i gave him a great blow job (thats head for those that don't know what it used to be called) and then he offered to "return the favour" - errrrrr horrible expression but i said that it was ok i really wasn't in the mood - and here ladies and gents is why - a) he still had his glasses on - thought that was terrible but the very worst was that he still had - wait for it - his socks on
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you know you agree.

Thats my bad review........... I had my right of reply and i got it - and whats more i got it removed from Captain69 - probably one of the very, very few that have had them taken off..........

Sorry haven't spell checked this and im sure i've made some corkers........ reviews mean nothing absolutely nothing - but what the hell are references that girls ask for can you help me here?


Kisses,


Lizzy

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Originally Posted by RicFlair

Indeed Brenda, but I ask myself, "What would Liz do?":D

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Go read my darling i have replied and i would like to add at this point that Brenda you are one of the most beautiful women on E-I.

Happy to write a review to that end too......... xxx L:)

wow this guy is pure class where the hell did he get a sambo for 3euro thats a bargain you pay at least near enough double that.

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

Go read my darling i have replied and i would like to add at this point that Brenda you are one of the most beautiful women on E-I.

Happy to write a review to that end too......... xxx L:)

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Darling I wasn't being horrid at all. I only imagine you giving the S&M session of a life time to the guy.;)

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Originally Posted by RicFlair

Darling I wasn't being horrid at all. I only imagine you giving the S&M session of a life time to the guy.;)

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S&M my arse - so to speak -

Marks and Sparks is more for me, food department - mmmmmm

No i am a reasonable person until someone pisses me off then........ you gotta let them
have it with both barrels, i have to say 97 Euros - blimey.......... no wonder he would go
back for more.

Idiot, absolute idiot - there are girls from the Formerly known Eastern Block and i do believe hand on heart - they are some of the most beautiful girls working - its just one thing - guys are scared that they have pimps and also the money is going home.... that's the reasons that i have been told. (Thats two reasons)

I think Polish girls - Russian, Latvian etc., rock - if i were a bloke (and im not) i would go for one of them any day of the week on the looks front - also if you read what they have to say its oh so rare that they say anything nasty unlike my shameless compadriates -

I am sometimes quite embarrased at the rubbish though some come out with, not going
to mention any names but i think we all know who they are - actually i think you would be surprised who has been particularly bloody rude to me, x two girls - neither of who are caucasian - one that is trully evil and supposedly a delight and the other you may be interested in if you had a sweet tooth - getting it yet - the oh so delightful one told me that i had a nice surprise awaiting me in Dublin - mmmmmmm nicel This was during my time that i was IIE - scum site to the scum....... boy there are some scum on there - thing is i have begged them to remove my profile and bugger me (sorry not the right term) they just wont. So i told them that i wasn't surprised as they were in Very Short supply of any girls that were of any standard of class or had good looks - mmm the latter not really called for nor the former - i just want to come off their site, what the hell do you have to do to get off there.

They say that they removed/blocked me - thats not true i asked to be removed as there were some really nasty messages on there, calling me a liar that my mother wasn't ill and that she hadn't had triple bypass surgery - who lies about their mother being that ill, not me and i am sure you wouldnt either...........

I would say that i did get a few guy from there though when i came to Ireland and some of them were nicely dressed - although one of them was a complete prat......anyway that was then and this is now - it is expensive for me to be on the board when i come to Ireland but i tell you what, i get about 40 calls when i come thanks to this site - can't knock that can you - dont see that many, crickey no - maybe about 10 tops......then i charge a lot so i get the cream of the crop (i bloody try) i will leave you with a saying that i was told over dinner by a certain Gent - You can put a suit on a pig but its still going to grunt - this was something Gordon Ramsey told myself and the Client i was with - the Client being his friend and not mine - old mates. Said Client had a Saville Row suit on and did look the dogs bollocks - still its a great expression - are you Irish ..... somehow i don't think that you are........

And finanlly and i do know that you don't start a sentence with And before anyone says anything as the late oh so great Mae West said, sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long its going to last - I think is should be the
escorts phrase....... One day soon i am going to get on with my book - already started it and i may use that quote for the title.

Love and Kisses


Hot Lizzy formerly known as Head Girl - and boy i sure am.

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