Bad timing!! HORNY as hell

Woke up so horny ready to take on all of Galway lol
But also awoke with a horrid cold (horse voice and runny nose not so sexy haha)

So had to cancel my tour :(

Now sitting on the train home, boy accross from me is a bit if alright and the thoughts running through my mind where abominable

So why is it I always get so horny at the worst times????
Think it's when I'm in public naughty thoughts creep up on me :S

What about u when do randomly get way too horny ???
Naughty funny or embarrassing stories wanted pmsl

Kisses Ciara

I got horny on the way to Dubai once i was rearing to go,the air-hostess coped my horn buldging when bringing down the drink trolley,what I could of done to that lady on that flight !!! ;)


Almost forgot get well soon Hun ;)

Yeah..On the Bus for me.......I know it sounds funny but when I used to get the bus everywhere I would sit downstairs at the back and sometimes you are positioned right above the engine (if you have ever been on a bublinBus you will know what I mean) This used to always make me horny as Fook !! Would get a serious rager and have to calm down before getting off LOL sometimes even missing my stop because I couldn’t get myself under control on time ha !

Anyway, I drive everywhere these days and have no such joy there ;)

awwwwh Ciara....pour salt in my wounds y dont ya!!! Im sick as a dog I missed ya :(Just to pay u back....u do know that 90% of men on buses get savage hard-ons yeah? Its all the motion and cosiness. So that guy in front of ya has a major hard-on as we speak.....serves u right :):)

At a Queen concert while a hormonal teenager.
Up near the front, pushed by the crowd up against a sexy lady.
Got a boner, couldnt help myself and made a face like :o when she turned round to check out the owner of the hard on pressed up against her arse.

Went out with her for a couple of months afterwards though. :D

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Woke up so horny ready to take on all of Galway lol But also awoke with a horrid cold (horse voice and runny nose not so sexy haha)

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Sounds like you caught it at the weekend :D

I was sitting on the train today coming back fro Galway, there was this girl across from me who looked stunning. Started to dream up all sorts of things and hey presto what pops up. Would loved to have asked her to join me in the loo for some fun but Im too shy of course...ah well

Yes, the bus is the men's equivalent of the washing machine for women.

Big difference is the bus's constant vibration rarely brings me to the point of ejaculation!

Happened once down the back of the night link once, but it manually assisted.




By a girl I hasten to add :-)

Screw the cold, where are you again Ciara? ;)

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Screw the cold, where are you again Ciara? ;)

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Been hiding under ur bed waiting to scare I the last 2and a half hours but u still havnt shown up grrr get clostraphobic lol

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Screw the cold, where are you again Ciara? ;)

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Been hiding under ur bed waiting to scare I the last 2and a half hours but u still havnt shown up grrr get clostraphobic lol

Dear Ciara, sorry to read about your cold.

My story about get horny in a public setting was when I was in a train seating diagonally across from this nice looking young lady playing with her pieced tongue while she was reading her book. She was running the pierced stud across her lips and teeth for at least 10 minutes and I was getting a hard-on enthralled imagining her giving me a blow job. I was mesmerized. Then she looked up and saw me staring at her tongue. She glanced down and noticed the bulge in my pants. I sheepishly smiled away embarrassed. Sorry to disappoint that it do not lead to anything.

Get well soon

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Woke up so horny ready to take on all of Galway lol
But also awoke with a horrid cold (horse voice and runny nose not so sexy haha)

So had to cancel my tour :(

Now sitting on the train home, boy accross from me is a bit if alright and the thoughts running through my mind where abominable

So why is it I always get so horny at the worst times????
Think it's when I'm in public naughty thoughts creep up on me :S

What about u when do randomly get way too horny ???
Naughty funny or embarrassing stories wanted pmsl

Kisses Ciara

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I often get horny as hell on the plane,and there is no chance for quick relief
Oh,the thrill of flying:p

should have shagged the guy on the t rain he wouldn't have complained and it would have been the best moment of his life

I always wondered y u take so long in the loo :)

aga quick relief join the mile high club hee hee

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Originally Posted by Agnieszka

I often get horny as hell on the plane,and there is no chance for quick relief
Oh,the thrill of flying:p

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Yes there is! It's all about getting a strategicly placed seat by the window and having a blanket. On a 13 hour flight I had two mini orgasms right there in my seat. The delightful swedish men asleep next to me helped out unknowingly :) Thank you Air Asia

The gym

My weakness: a lovely lady's lovely bottom. And when it is clad in lycra or similar it's too much for me.
Solution: put treadmill up to 14KPH for as long as I can stand it and then go home and.... :D

Hope you feel better soon Ciara xx

In work.

Girls in suits are soooo sexy.

In a recent job interview of all places! The interviewer was an absolute babe wearing a tight fitting business suit with fishnets & I just couldn't keep my eyes off her. Kinda difficult to concentrate on the questions, so didn't get the job, but it was worth it as I saw her out in town a few days later & we went out for a while:-)

Hope you feel better soon Ciara :-)

Feel better Ciara :)

I remember, not too long ago, I had a hospital check-up. Normal doc wasn't there. The doc that was there though... OMG! As soon as I saw her my heart started racing (and a large bulge appearing down below). Not much older than me as well ;) Anyways, shortly into appointment she had to 'check downstairs'. So yeah... She got a real close inspection of... Well you can work that out for yourself. Was fair embarrassed but she just smiled and continued the appointment. Damn the thoughts that were going through my head then... Could barely concentrate on what she was saying to me :D

I was in the EU Commission (or the EC Commission as it was known then) on Molesworth St. in their library doing a bit of study for me thesis when all of a sudden I hops up and runs into the bathroom and has a wank, all of a sudden for no specific reason I can remember, I mean seriously WTF......

Ciara, while body boarding in Biarritz a couple of years ago sexy babe close by had bikini top and bottom pulled off her in undercurrent. Completely unaware she picked up her board and went to go back to her position. 4/5 paces out of water with every-one staring she realized her prediciment.... Lol !!! Poor me couldn't get out of water untill I nearly turned blue...!! Lol

I was 20 and in a hot tub in parknacilla Kerry my older sister and her friend joined me in the tub her friend had massive tits and I got a major horn so down goes my hand to chock the chicken slowly and to my amazement anther hand joined mine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I said to myself she was 32 I freaked out but I couldent get out of the tub cos back then everyone wore speedos this was a half hour of pure pleasure and pain eventually they got out so it was straight to the shower the rest of the the week was mad I'll tell you about that another time haha !! B

Got quite horny at a funeral lately.... Yeah i know i'm going straight to hell..... Not a bad place to pick up women...lol

Ciara, you would'nt have gotten a cold if you had stayed in Limerick.... lol

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Got quite horny at a funeral lately.... Yeah i know i'm going straight to hell..... Not a bad place to pick up women...lol

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You're just copying Wedding Crashers aren't you? lmao :D

God yeah, forgot about that...lol