Fair dues to you ladies.

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22-03-11, 13:08
dave1dave

Fair dues to you ladies.

Reading threads about various problems you have to deal with, in regards to timewasters ect..

I must say that you ladies must have the patience of saints.

Let me see if I have gotten it anyway near correct.

It can start with:

1. A guy ringing and just heavy breathing.

2. A guy rings to ask how much ? And for other info without making any booking.

3. A guy rings, makes an appointment. And is a no show.

4. A guy makes an appointment, shows up and walks.

5. A guy makes appointment, shows up. Tries for a grope and possibly a wank in toilet before making excuses and leaving.

6. Makes appointment, Arrives and hygiene is immediatly an issue. Refuses to shower. So you either have to ask him to leave or reduce services accordingly.

7. Guy arrives, showers and still has hygiene problems leaves a stain or two..

I'm sure you can fill in a few more examples.

But I take my hat off to you ladies :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g
22-03-11, 13:11
dr love

I would trottel some of them if I was an escort . But good points you make dave .; doc
22-03-11, 13:12
wanted the best 69

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave1dave

Reading threads about various problems you have to deal with, in regards to timewasters ect..

I must say that you ladies must have the patience of saints.

Let me see if I have gotten it anyway near correct.

It can start with:

1. A guy ringing and just heavy breathing.

2. A guy rings to ask how much ? And for other info without making any booking.

3. A guy rings, makes an appointment. And is a no show.

4. A guy makes an appointment, shows up and walks.

5. A guy makes appointment, shows up. Tries for a grope and possibly a wank in toilet before making excuses and leaving.

6. Makes appointment, Arrives and hygiene is immediatly an issue. Refuses to shower. So you either have to ask him to leave or reduce services accordingly.

7. Guy arrives, showers and still has hygiene problems leaves a stain or two..

I'm sure you can fill in a few more examples.

But I take my hat off to you ladies :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g

davey, will you please stop pointing my faults out in public ,please,it`s not nice:D:Dit`s true i have a few problems, but i am working on them:rolleyes::rolleyes::cool:
22-03-11, 14:12
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by wanted the best 69

davey, will you please stop pointing my faults out in public ,please,it`s not nice:D:Dit`s true i have a few problems, but i am working on them:rolleyes::rolleyes::cool:

I've heard you fall into the heavy breather category :p ;)
22-03-11, 14:28
Morpheus

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

I've heard you fall into the heavy breather category :p ;)

Dave , you have to stop making fun of us asthmatics!! :p This is an equal opportunities "getting laid" website!
22-03-11, 14:32
Lucy Chambers

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for :)
22-03-11, 15:10
wanted the best 69

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for :)

sorry lucy, i disagree, it`s not what get paid for,you are paid for you time, this shit is what sometimes with regret comes with.
22-03-11, 15:37
lovethegirls

The ladies do put up with a lot of idiots and deserve all the thanks that comes there way from the genuine clients.
22-03-11, 15:57
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Ah sweets, you are nice. However, its what we get paid for :)

As WTB69 says it's not what you get paid for, it's something that unfortunatly you have to put up with.

This came to mind today, as I realised that I was getting annoyed with someone turning up to a meeting nearly 5 mins late. I found it intensely irratating ! Because he hadn't called to say they would be a bit late.
I was sitting there thinking to myself, does this guy think I've nothing better to be doing than waiting for him.

I think I may have to learn to relax a bit though :o
22-03-11, 16:31
TheCelticDream

sounds like you have done all the above dave, keep it in ur pants please..the ladies dont need ur phone calls.
22-03-11, 16:35
wanted the best 69

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave1dave

As WTB69 says it's not what you get paid for, it's something that unfortunatly you have to put up with.

This came to mind today, as I realised that I was getting annoyed with someone turning up to a meeting nearly 5 mins late. I found it intensely irratating ! Because he hadn't called to say they would be a bit late.
I was sitting there thinking to myself, does this guy think I've nothing better to be doing than waiting for him.

I think I may have to learn to relax a bit though :o

got it in one, i hate late people no respect,
22-03-11, 16:37
wanted the best 69

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Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

sounds like you have done all the above dave, keep it in ur pants please..the ladies dont need ur phone calls.

no smiley? nasty if i read you right
22-03-11, 16:55
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

sounds like you have done all the above dave, keep it in ur pants please..the ladies dont need ur phone calls.

That's why I use the Pm system, they've mostly blocked my number by now !

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Originally Posted by wanted the best 69

no smiley? nasty if i read you right

I didn't read it that way, cheers WTB69.
But am always open to be corrected if wrong.( not in that way Shirley :))
22-03-11, 16:56
TheCelticDream

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Originally Posted by wanted the best 69

no smiley? Nasty if i read you right

.........:D;):p:D:)
22-03-11, 16:58
TheCelticDream

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

That's why I use the Pm system, they've mostly blocked my number by now !

I didn't read it that way, cheers WTB69.
But am always open to be corrected if wrong.( not in that way Shirley :))

i was only kidding with u dave. glad u didnt take offenese.
22-03-11, 17:09
Quarterpoundher

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave1dave

Reading threads about various problems you have to deal with, in regards to timewasters ect..

I must say that you ladies must have the patience of saints.

Let me see if I have gotten it anyway near correct.

It can start with:

1. A guy ringing and just heavy breathing.

2. A guy rings to ask how much ? And for other info without making any booking.

3. A guy rings, makes an appointment. And is a no show.

4. A guy makes an appointment, shows up and walks.

5. A guy makes appointment, shows up. Tries for a grope and possibly a wank in toilet before making excuses and leaving.

6. Makes appointment, Arrives and hygiene is immediatly an issue. Refuses to shower. So you either have to ask him to leave or reduce services accordingly.

7. Guy arrives, showers and still has hygiene problems leaves a stain or two..

I'm sure you can fill in a few more examples.

But I take my hat off to you ladies :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g

Personally I think escorts should add on a few euro (maybe they already do) to each booking same as we take out insurance on a car or house, I never crashed, never claimed a cent but I still pay for other peoples (at times) anti social idiotic behavior so I see no reason why escorts could not do similar and get some recompense for all the issues that you outlined that are unavoidable. Yes the people that don't do that would be paying for those that do but we all do that anyway with car insurance and no one thinks twice about it.

In an ideal world all clients would have this mind set as they walk up to the door...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWTTs8QVRc
22-03-11, 17:14
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

Personally I think escorts should add on a few euro (maybe they already do) to each booking same as we take out insurance on a car or house, I never crashed, never claimed a cent but I still pay for other peoples (at times) anti social idiotic behavior so I see no reason why escorts could not do similar and get some recompense for all the issues that you outlined that are unavoidable. Yes the people that don't do that would be paying for those that do but we all do that anyway with car insurance and no one thinks twice about it.

In an ideal world all clients would have this mind set as they walk up to the door...

That came up not too long ago, and it was agreed that genuine guys do actually pay for the time wasters.
22-03-11, 17:20
Quarterpoundher

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

That came up not too long ago, and it was agreed that genuine guys do actually pay for the time wasters.

There was also the concept of a gold club here that would have been a minimal payment and those that paid it would be showing themselves to escorts as being serious about being proper clients, that never got going but it was a solution in the general right direction.
22-03-11, 17:28
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

There was also the concept of a gold club here that would have been a minimal payment and those that paid it would be showing themselves to escorts as being serious about being proper clients, that never got going but it was a solution in the general right direction.

That would only work with escorts that frequent the boards, I would hope that any that do would be able to see who is genuine without them having a club membership.
That's why I'm a firm beliver in the Reference system that is on everyones profile.But not many use it or know about it.
I just don't think the reference givers names should be hidden.
22-03-11, 17:40
Lucy Chambers

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

As WTB69 says it's not what you get paid for, it's something that unfortunatly you have to put up with.

This came to mind today, as I realised that I was getting annoyed with someone turning up to a meeting nearly 5 mins late. I found it intensely irratating ! Because he hadn't called to say they would be a bit late.
I was sitting there thinking to myself, does this guy think I've nothing better to be doing than waiting for him.

I think I may have to learn to relax a bit though :o

We misunderstand each other. We are paid to be patient people, thats what I meant. Service industries all have one horrid thing in common..the public :)
22-03-11, 17:45
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

We misunderstand each other. We are paid to be patient people, thats what I meant. Service industries all have one horrid thing in common..the public :)

I'm afraid I wouldn't last a week !
22-03-11, 17:49
monster_monster

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

We misunderstand each other. We are paid to be patient people, thats what I meant. Service industries all have one horrid thing in common..the public :)

PMSL, I can't stand them either
22-03-11, 17:49
Lucy Chambers

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

I'm afraid I wouldn't last a week !

Healthy sense of humour is all thats needed, so you would be fine. Plus, please don't get the wrong idea, you can have wall to wall wankers some days, but there are some absolute sweeties. I sometimes feel I am paid to go on holiday and seduce men whom I would probably sleep with anyway..tres bon :)
22-03-11, 17:59
mellors

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Healthy sense of humour is all thats needed, so you would be fine. Plus, please don't get the wrong idea, you can have wall to wall wankers some days, but there are some absolute sweeties. I sometimes feel I am paid to go on holiday and seduce men whom I would probably sleep with anyway..tres bon :)

Any chance of a refund.....(cheeky f*cker)xx
22-03-11, 18:50
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by lucy chambers

Healthy sense of humour is all thats needed, so you would be fine. Plus, please don't get the wrong idea, you can have wall to wall wankers some days, but there are some absolute sweeties. I sometimes feel I am paid to go on holiday and seduce men whom I would probably sleep with anyway..tres bon :)

Now that's my type of holiday ! I wish.....

Coffee and pastries in the morning.
Cocktails and tapas during the afternoon.
Wine and candles in the evening.

All intermingled with oily massages, and good sex.

Yum :)