I can't remember the last time I saw grass on the pitch so to speak.
Just curious if anyone keeps a bush?
Grass on the pitch
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11-01-11, 09:08OnlyMeGrass on the pitch
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11-01-11, 10:09Sam Spade
Best keeping out of the rough, hate to be in an unplayable position!
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11-01-11, 10:15mr gear
the girls must be using a lawnmower
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11-01-11, 10:49sweethomesThey are an endanger species , but some still exist .Quote:
Just curious if anyone keeps a bush
If the landingzone is kept free , you should be on the safe side .Quote:
keeping out of the rough
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11-01-11, 12:30hornylimerickI for one happy the bush seems to be extinct, I mean why would you want to cover up a thing if such beauty???Quote:
Originally Posted by OnlyMe
Plus getting hairs in your mouth is a bitch!
I don't think I've seen a hairy pussy on a woman in years :) and lads you should all take the lead from the girls and make sure your nice and presentable down there too!! -
11-01-11, 13:13takemedrunkimhomeMiracle upon miracles I actually scored without the need of a financial transaction over Christmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by hornylimerick
But when I went down to perform reverse oral I was greeted by what can only be described as the last surviving womble.
It didnt stop me however and down I went, stayed for about 10 mins until I couldnt fit any more hair in my mouth and gave up.
To be fair I was batting way out of my league with this girl in the first place, but afterwards something occurred to me.
The lovely ladies of E-I have ruined me for lots of women :).
These lovely ladies are so well cultivated down below that when you meet a girl that isnt, it changes the whole experience.
So thank you ladies, for taking such good care of yourselves, and taking great care of us also. -
11-01-11, 15:05Sam Spade
I second that.
These ladies do spoil us and perhaps give us unrealistic expectations (thank you by the way).
But hey, why fight it - just have to go with the flow and be spoiled that little bit longer. -
11-01-11, 17:33kelso
i agree takemedrunkimhome; i dont think i can ever go back to our own cailins now!!!!
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11-01-11, 17:36OnlyMeAnd I bet she has a big hairy muff,Quote:
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11-01-11, 17:40dave1dave
I agree the ladys here really do have us spoiled.
I must say that I do quite like a bit of a landing strip, or one lady had a lovely heart shaped landing strip. Quite the turn on. :) -
11-01-11, 17:44OnlyMe
I just feel the urge to see a hairy burger.
It's been a while.
Might get a take away later -
11-01-11, 18:47dr love
I like a little bush a rear thing now but back in the day , I'll leave it there .: doc
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11-01-11, 18:55Franken996
Call me a contrarian but I prefer a neatly trimmed strip over the bald look- I like to know the lady has gone through puberty;)
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11-01-11, 19:07City Gent
Can posters please refrain from using the words "Grass" and "Bush" on the forum as references to drugs will bring the wrath of the mods down on them as in recent days ;)
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11-01-11, 20:20Lincoln
Yeah just a nice trim and tidy bush is absolutely grand so it is (but clean shaven is lovely too)
I wonder why this level of grooming is such a taboo for non-working girls, whats the problem? I get me back waxed and I trim me man-feathers as and when is required, why do women scrimp on this aspect of grooming?? dosent make any sense.... -
11-01-11, 20:25herodotus
Why do women scrimp?? How many men wax or shave anything below their chin. I for one do not nor would I ever even dream of doing so. I would never even dream of asking a girlfriend to do so either and to be honest it would not even be an issue for me.
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11-01-11, 20:31Sam SpadeAs long as its a narrow trimmed runway - no problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave1dave
I had those difficult to reach runways which are difficult to find.
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11-01-11, 20:33Sam SpadeSorry CG, we all stand corrected!Quote:
Originally Posted by City Gent
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11-01-11, 20:43prettywomanha ha.... you cheeky man :DQuote:
Originally Posted by City Gent
When I'm in public places, it amazes me how many women still keep a full bush :eek:
I for one I think it is ugly. At least they should cut it short....
Guys, you don't have hair covering your whole cock for the most part, so it is not entirely the same.
Ps.: Just editing to say that girls in the real world probably either don;t have the time, they don't care or they have not been told.... Working girls make a living from their landin-strips -
11-01-11, 21:06RaydenIt says on my profile that I smoke "wacky baccy", whatever that is.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by City Gent
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11-01-11, 21:11Banjo
Having lived and "lived" in a few countries it's my experience that among non-working girls, the Irish are the worst for neglecting their lady gardens. I ain't gonna start a competition here by mentioning any numbers but I'd say 75% of Irish non-working girls I've managed to get my leg over had done absolutely no maintenance. Of the other 25% it was a varying degree of trimming at best, and 0% were completely harvested.
UK girls - much better performance. Though there is a noticable difference between regions of the UK you happen to score in, and another noticable difference between something else that I dare not mention here or I risk starting a war.
USA - somewhere in between. And again very region dependent. The more you approach LA the shorter the grass gets !
Australia - similar to the UK.
Continental Europe - again very country specific. Italians - forget it ... you're getting the full bush and that's it. Be thankful if you don't also get under arm bushes. Spain - not much better. France - dunno ... didn't score there. Russia - didn't score there either despite my best efforts.
Never been to Africa so I don't know.
In all my travels though, I find our neighbouring UK girls to be most reliable. Very predictable ... once you know what you want coupled with knowing what to expect from different people, you probably won't go far wrong.
But Irish girls ... sorry, but it's disappointing all the way really. Half of them must have been educated by nuns who are likely to have bushes longer than Dumbledore's beard. The rest of them .... well ..... no excuse. -
11-01-11, 21:30hornylimerickExcuse me! I lead by example, I shave everything with the exception of my head and legs (men shaving legs is just weird) I hate hair on a woman and likewise on myself, I'm always pride myself on being nicely trimmed and presentable for the ladies, I would often get complimented on it, I think women appreciate a nicely groomed body just as we do.Quote:
Originally Posted by herodotus
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11-01-11, 21:52prettywoman
I just have a couple of questions pls... Do you not get shaving rush, if so how to you tackle it?
I think you should change for waxing, if you are that immaculate.
I find if a man shaves his whole body the 6 o'clock stubble really prickles.... your bits and your body. I think trimming or waxing is better for man personally. -
11-01-11, 21:56OnlyMeI used to shave my legs when I raced.Quote:
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11-01-11, 21:57hornylimerickOk I'm not that hairy i only have to shave face every 4/5 days and I shave under arms and chest and trim my bits once a week, but I hate having to do it so I'm getting laser hair removal everywhere next week, so hopefully after a few sessions no more shaving :)Quote:
Originally Posted by prettywoman
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11-01-11, 22:00Mousey
I'm so hairy you'd think my mam was after knitting me.
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11-01-11, 22:01hornylimerickMade what worse?Quote:
Originally Posted by OnlyMe
I could never get my head round shaving my legs, just seems very wrong to me, don't know why, just does?? -
11-01-11, 22:03OnlyMeCuts, grazes, general unpleasantnessQuote:
Originally Posted by hornylimerick
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11-01-11, 22:03prettywoman
Make sure you go somewhere where they have the alexandrite machine. like this Laser hair removal - sk:n Clinics IPL is useless.... trust me I have been there.... waste of money!!!!
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11-01-11, 22:11herodotus
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this one.
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11-01-11, 22:14herodotus
Sorry HL, did I read this right? You shave under your arms?
Maybe I am living a sheltered life but is this normal?? I mean how many others on here shave under the arms?? I am talking about the men.
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11-01-11, 22:16herodotus
Tell us another one?
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11-01-11, 22:17hornylimerickThanks for the info, really looking forward to not shaving, the clinic I'm going to use •PPX aesthera and •Nd Yag?Quote:
Originally Posted by prettywoman
I don't know much about any of it but they are a really reputable Dental and cosmetics clinic, they really seem to know what they're doing, they did a brilliant Job on my teeth and are really nice to deal with, hopefully all will work out :) -
11-01-11, 22:21hornylimerickYES! You read it right, I shave under my arms, whats wrong with that? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by herodotus
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11-01-11, 22:25City GentQuote:
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Nothing at all, I have done the same for years.
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11-01-11, 22:27hornylimerickI knew I wasn't the only one!Quote:
Originally Posted by City Gent
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11-01-11, 22:31herodotus
I did not think that me shaved under their arms.
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