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31-07-10, 19:23
Dirty Harry

birthday surprise

two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday :mad: i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day :) lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked :o
31-07-10, 19:35
rover

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday :mad: i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day :) lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked :o

Belated Happy Birthday - Harry!

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31-07-10, 19:36
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by rover

Belated Happy Birthday - Harry!

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ha ha leave it too you rover (lol) :D:D
31-07-10, 19:40
Doozer

Your gettin old Harry

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31-07-10, 19:49
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by Doozer

Your gettin old Harry

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02...ntEastwood.jpg

yeah i am getting too old to jack off now :D:D
31-07-10, 21:30
Ric Hardgear

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31-07-10, 21:43
poggo

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday :mad: i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day :) lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked :o

Well did u get to explore the delights of the lovely Janet???? I think we should be told...I for one am dying of curiosity:p

Poggo..............
31-07-10, 21:50
aml

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

two weeks ago iwas my 45th birthday and i wasen't feeling to hot that morning anyways i wen to breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say happy birthday and probably have a present for me she didn't even say goodmorning alone any happybirthday :mad: i thought well thats wives for you maybe the children will remember the childeren came into breakfast and did't say a word i started to the office i was feeling pretty low and despondent as i walked into my office my secretary janet said goodmorning boss happy birthday i felt a little better someone remembered i worked untill noon then janet knocked on my door and said you know its a beautiful day outside and its your birthday lets go to lunch just me and you i said george thats the best thing i heard all day :) lets go we went to lunch we didn't go any were we normally go we went out into the country to a little private place we had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously on the way back to the office she said you know its such a nice day we dont need to go back to the office do we? no i guess not she said lets go to my apartment after arriving at her apartment she said if you don't mind i think i'll go into the bed roon and slip into something more comfortable sure i excitedly replied she went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out carring a big birthday cake followed by my wife childeren and all my friends all were singing happybirthday and there on the couch i sat naked :o

I thought you were single and another thing i thought you were 80,Happy birthday by the way;):D
31-07-10, 21:54
MILF Hunter

happy belated birthday harry :)
31-07-10, 21:55
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by poggo

Well did u get to explore the delights of the lovely Janet???? I think we should be told...I for one am dying of curiosity:p

Poggo..............

sorry poggo it was a joke sorry amigo LOL :D:D:D yipppeee it sounded good didn't it ;);)
31-07-10, 21:59
Dirty Harry

god dam it guys i am single and it was a joke sorry i must have posted it in the wrong section ........as usual:confused: but i'm glad you saw the funny side :D;)
31-07-10, 22:07
anon361

I'm confused, so you didn't go around to her flat after the drinks :confused: Next you'll be saying it wasn't your Birthday at all :lmao:
31-07-10, 22:14
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by anon361

I'm confused, so you didn't go around to her flat after the drinks :confused: Next you'll be saying it wasn't your Birthday at all :lmao:

oh inspector callahan never will kiss and tell...........;);):D tee hee :phee
01-08-10, 00:21
karatekid

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

god dam it guys i am single and it was a joke sorry i must have posted it in the wrong section ........as usual:confused: but i'm glad you saw the funny side :D;)

thats because ur a muppet!
01-08-10, 08:19
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by karatekid

thats because ur a muppet!

listen hwdw go fuck off you have been banned from this site more times than i had hot dinners can you not see your not wanted here goddam idiot :(
01-08-10, 08:32
JAMESCORK

Ok I don't get this at all. If janet was your secretary how did your wife and kids get into her appartment. What was janet wearing when she came back to the room. Why were you naked FFS. And are you really 45.

This is all so confusing and complicated. I need answers.
01-08-10, 08:56
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Ok I don't get this at all. If janet was your secretary how did your wife and kids get into her appartment. What was janet wearing when she came back to the room. Why were you naked FFS. And are you really 45.

This is all so confusing and complicated. I need answers.

LOL :D:D:D it would have been one big mess wouldn't it ;);)
01-08-10, 09:05
Mousey

I want to know what happened next - when your wife, family and friends all saw you on the couch bollock naked with your dick in your hand!! :D
01-08-10, 11:29
vampirejackie

this reminds me of the film 'The Woman in Red' with Gene Wilder :-) anyone else know what scene i mean?
01-08-10, 11:52
aml

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

listen hwdw go fuck off you have been banned from this site more times than i had hot dinners can you not see your not wanted here goddam idiot :(

He is not worth the bother harry,not worth getting angry over....
01-08-10, 11:57
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

listen hwdw go fuck off you have been banned from this site more times than i had hot dinners can you not see your not wanted here goddam idiot :(

Harry, please refrain from using this language, if you have an issue please report the post, or you risk getting into trouble yourself x
01-08-10, 12:02
Nicole

Well Harry, I wouldn't mind if we could celebrate your b-days every day :) :)
01-08-10, 12:06
Doozer

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Originally Posted by vampirejackie

Harry, please refrain from using this language, if you have an issue please report the post, or you risk getting into trouble yourself x

Its understanable VJ he is constantly being tormented by this guy
01-08-10, 12:07
MILF Hunter

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

This is all so confusing and complicated. I need answers.

Heres ur answers, Jimbo :p

Harry, Janet and a secret friend :D:p....>>> Dirty Harry's Birthday Present - XNXX.COM
01-08-10, 15:40
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by MILF Hunter

Heres ur answers, Jimbo :p

Harry, Janet and a secret friend :D:p....>>> Dirty Harry's Birthday Present - XNXX.COM

fair play to you with that video i am just after beating off watching it :D:D:D:D:D very good i must say :)
01-08-10, 18:38
poggo

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

sorry poggo it was a joke sorry amigo LOL :D:D:D yipppeee it sounded good didn't it ;);)

AHHH!!!! damitt Janet, the image is one I had hoped to enhance...:D

Poggo...................
01-08-10, 18:40
Westsidex

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Originally Posted by karatekid

thats because ur a muppet!

Get a hobby,
Westside.
01-08-10, 18:43
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by Westsidex

Get a hobby,
Westside.

this is his hobby getting banned he loves it :D:D
01-08-10, 18:44
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by poggo

AHHH!!!! damitt Janet, the image is one I had hoped to enhance...:D

Poggo...................

there will be a part two soon LOL :D:D