You know your getting old when....................................

you put your jacket on back to front and nearly go out like that.

Sincerely,
Westside.

PS plz state any real life experiences to you as they happen you in relation to the heading ,onto this thread.

Go to the shop for three items and forget one of them.

Sincerely,
West.

There are other explainations for this kind of thing apart from age..................

You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

Your back goes out more than you do.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You can go out without drinking.

You think the music is too loud.

You go to Dublin and have a perfect opportunity to visit a lady but you forgot your punting phone :o

I have nothing to add to this thread as I'm still a young fellow :p:p:p

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

I have nothing to add to this thread as I'm still a young fellow :p:p:p

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Didn't I see you posting about some 80s show recently? So exactly how old were you in 1980? ;-)

Ok you caught me out Patricia. I'm young at heart anyhow :D

You know your getting old when your teeth go out more than you do. ...

I should have said I saw the show on Bravo or UK Gold :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyu...wuroldwhen.jpg

You know your getting old when you have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

and the one that made me smile :D

The little gray-haired old lady you help across the road is your wife.

when the lastest fashion, is second time round for you

You know when youare old when you start fancying anne doyle:D

When songs you listened to in school come on the radio when the station is having a "Best of 80's or 90's" night...

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you know you are old when all the gardai look young

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you know you ae old when pat asks if you are 100 ....she asked you today feargal on the age poll...lol

when you remember Liverpool FC whupping all around them.

When your favourite song gets played on the radio and you sing along to the old version:)

You know you are getting old when:

A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.

You learn where your prostrate is.

You are proud of your lawn mower

When guards, priests, teachers and nurses are younger than you.

http://www.johnfuzek.com/images/forever_young_blue.JPG

When you can remember a time you couldn't buy condoms :yikes:

when you buy the paper just to read the death notices

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you know you are old when all the gardai look young

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This is so funny , little garda stopped me few weeks ago checking tax and insurance and I swear he looked about 12 he he he


xxx
Milfminx

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

When you're as old as Rover.............:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:.........:wiggle:..............: D:D:D

You know your old when......ahm........................ahh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.what was it now..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..ahh.......................... ahmmm.........whats this thread about again ?

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When you can remember a time you couldn't buy condoms :yikes:

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And then the Virgin Mega Store broke the mould.........

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When you're as old as Rover.............:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:.........:wiggle:..............: D:D:D

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They say every 1000 posts equals 10 years in age, (doesn't matter that's it probably 10 weeks), that makes Westie eighty years old, so your actually younger than Westie then. Well I'll be damned. :feckyou:

when you can remember

flypan and bigpaws and stewie and ninebythree
and roxys posts
and westies first goodbye i'm off
and a world before mods
and quarterpoundhers page long posts
and a time before the list
and loads of posters over on iie
and xp's first admission of his knicker fetish
and a time when it was impossible to get banned
and when bigdaddy wasnt such a complete cunt...........actually come to think of it nobody is that old.
:D:D;)

when you remember John Giles playing and not talking / blaming the defence
You remember fax machines

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Originally Posted by rover

They say every 1000 posts equals 10 years in age, (doesn't matter that's it probably 10 weeks), that makes Westie eighty years old, so your actually younger than Westie then. Well I'll be damned. :feckyou:

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Originally Posted by Alec Horan

when you can remember

flypan and bigpaws and stewie and ninebythree
and roxys posts
and westies first goodbye i'm off
and a world before mods
and quarterpoundhers page long posts
and a time before the list
and loads of posters over on iie
and xp's first admission of his knicker fetish
and a time when it was impossible to get banned
and when bigdaddy wasnt such a complete cunt...........actually come to think of it nobody is that old.
:D:D;)

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Holy crap...........:eek:

According to these 2 posts I am old...................:o

When you see young one’s messing about the street and just generally carrying-on and you say something like, “in my day our one’s would have kicked the shit out of me if I behaved like that.”

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Originally Posted by Alec Horan

when you can remember

flypan and bigpaws and stewie and ninebythree
and roxys posts
and westies first goodbye i'm off
and a world before mods
and quarterpoundhers page long posts
and a time before the list
and loads of posters over on iie
and xp's first admission of his knicker fetish
and a time when it was impossible to get banned
and when bigdaddy wasnt such a complete cunt...........actually come to think of it nobody is that old.
:D:D;)

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WOW, that is going back a ways! The old days, when I never posted on the boards, just read the banter and stayed on the sidlines! ;)

When your friends sister that you used to fancy is married and has two kids =P

When you have to plead with your dick to get out of the wobbly zone and get hard.

http://www.illustratoren.be/wordpres.../02/stress.jpg

When you remember Neil Sedaka, "Getting Up is Hard To Do".

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:D:D:D:Dvery funny

when you remember natural boobs and trimmed/slightly bushy ladies

When you think it's up her ass, but haven't got a hard on yet.

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