I need some ideas. I bought two bird feeders and really was excited to watch all these fancy birds eating seeds, but then these tosser squirrels found out about it and all the free food, and now they are hogging the feeders and the poor birds cant entertain me :(
I dont want the squirrels here. What can I do? Bring back the birds!
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How do I keep squirrels out of the bird houses?
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13-12-09, 20:45DollyDarlingHow do I keep squirrels out of the bird houses?
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13-12-09, 20:55scratch cup
Place the bird feeders away from trees and mix black pepper in with the bird feed.
squrrels hate pepper
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13-12-09, 21:00thehighwayman
The Nads once gave me this advice :D
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13-12-09, 23:26rimmerguy
Have you tried lubing up the pole so the fucker cant get up to the birdhouse . Or maybe some industrial grease would be much better but very messy to apply ! Check out this little fucker , he sure gets around :)
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13-12-09, 23:37berWhich
Are they red or grey squirrels Dolly?
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13-12-09, 23:51carlos marvadoVery innovative Brother Rimmer.......a new application for Dolly's lube.Quote:
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Alternatively Dolly, next time the little fecker enters the garden, just confront him and ask him how he'd fancy a butt plug sans lube up his little rodent ass. :D:D:D -
14-12-09, 00:05carlos marvadoThe picture looks like a reddish grey one to me......the red squirrel has a bushier tail and larger ears than the grey one. The North American Red Squirrel lives in pine woods and feeds on the seeds of pine and spruce cones, toadstools, bird's eggs and young, whereas the Grey Squirrel lives in mixed woodland and open parkland and eats beech mast, nuts, berries,fungi,eggs, small birds and some carrion.Quote:
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Post a picture and we'll identify the little critter for you. :D:D:D -
14-12-09, 13:54thehighwayman
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14-12-09, 14:56kerry lad in town
you need rover he will fix them squirrels
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14-12-09, 18:12Mousey
Dolleeeee! I'd stand guard and protect your birdies from the nasty squirrels any day.
The cheap cheap price is some nasty sex ;):D
Squirrels are tricksy bastards.
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14-12-09, 18:13Dirty Harrylooking at your picture kerry lad i would say the squirrels might go for your nuts so watch them :DQuote:
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14-12-09, 18:22rover
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Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
you need rover he will fix them squirrels
Help ................
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14-12-09, 18:25Mousey
They're organinsing, and they have a plan.
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14-12-09, 18:26Dirty Harry
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shame on you rover why not pick on something your own size :DQuote:
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14-12-09, 18:36rover
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This is about my own size. :http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/p...-cock-porn.jpgQuote:
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14-12-09, 18:42Dirty Harry
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jesus rover you could hold up a bank with that one :D:DQuote:
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14-12-09, 18:42lutherThe same way you keep birds out of the squirrel house.........Put up a sigh............Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
Best to make it a picture incase they can't read........
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