Men do you measure up uP UP

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17-09-09, 21:39
MissX

Men do you measure up uP UP

I love men with a decent 'size' (penis wise):D

I was that taken back the other day this guy was that big when i finished his back massage he turned over and i nearly fainted, afterwards i left the room to get a measuring tape
i had spotted in the kitchen drawer when i first moved in

this unassuming cute fit hunk had blushed something awful when i 'begged' him to let me measure him before he disappeared . . .temporarily i hope:D
9 1/2" by 6"

I'd have married him . . . . .:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

COME BACK . . .:(

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE . . .

anyway i don't want to hit a sensitive issue, yes men are allowed under some circumstances to be sensitive,

but who here honestly has a dick that big??:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

honest replies, i promise i won't stalk you:D

xx
sinead
17-09-09, 21:40
labratd22

[QUOTE=MissX;130825]

honest replies, i promise i won't stalk you:D

/QUOTE]

no you just want our stalks
17-09-09, 21:55
MissX

no

[QUOTE=labratd22;130828]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

honest replies, i promise i won't stalk you:D

/QUOTE]

no you just want our stalks

i just want his stalk:p
17-09-09, 21:58
anon361

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

I love men with a decent 'size' (penis wise):D

9 1/2" by 6"

In fairness that is big :eek::eek: 9 1/2" long, hell no, I wouldn't want to be that long, not many girls would let you give them a good ramming with that weapon after all a ladies vaginal passage is only 4" long and has to stretch to accomodate us larger men but stretching it to over 9" is taking the piss!! :o
17-09-09, 22:12
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

I love men with a decent 'size' (penis wise):D

I was that taken back the other day this guy was that big when i finished his back massage he turned over and i nearly fainted, afterwards i left the room to get a measuring tape
i had spotted in the kitchen drawer when i first moved in

this unassuming cute fit hunk had blushed something awful when i 'begged' him to let me measure him before he disappeared . . .temporarily i hope:D
9 1/2" by 6"

I'd have married him . . . . .:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

COME BACK . . .:(

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE . . .

anyway i don't want to hit a sensitive issue, yes men are allowed under some circumstances to be sensitive,

but who here honestly has a dick that big??:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

honest replies, i promise i won't stalk you:D

xx
sinead

When you say 9 1/2" x 6", do you mean 6" soft? Surely it can't be 6" wide? :eek::D
17-09-09, 22:15
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by rover

When you say 9 1/2" x 6", do you mean 6" soft? Surely it can't be 6" wide? :eek::D

Speak for yourself Rover;):D
17-09-09, 22:15
MissX

oh i know already but . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by anon361

In fairness that is big :eek::eek: 9 1/2" long, hell no, I wouldn't want to be that long, not many girls would let you give them a good ramming with that weapon after all a ladies vaginal passage is only 4" long and has to stretch to accomodate us larger men but stretching it to over 9" is taking the piss!! :o

usually bigger ones take longer to wake up and then reach the end . .

something to do with blood flow needed to maintain it

not this one . . .definately different:rolleyes:

i was tempted

i can't get it out of my head:rolleyes:
17-09-09, 22:20
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by westcorklad

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Speak for yourself Rover;):D

Sorry westcorklad, I forgot about you, Nikki was saying ..........:eek::D
17-09-09, 22:22
MissX

You're half right!

Quote:

Originally Posted by rover

When you say 9 1/2" x 6", do you mean 6" soft? Surely it can't be 6" wide? :eek::D

the measurment process happened after the shootout on twin peaks:D
and after a battle to perform the said task
so it was losing life . . so to speak
so it was a bit bigger and rounder
a couple of minutes previous:eek:

that's the best part . . .:rolleyes::rolleyes:
17-09-09, 22:24
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by rover

Sorry westcorklad, I forgot about you, Nikki was saying ..........:eek::D

Yeah Brown Sugar was telling me too about your cock.

She said that it was so......................................................but that would be telling.:p;):D
17-09-09, 22:26
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

the measurment process happened after the shootout on twin peaks:D
and after a battle to perform the said task
so it was losing life . . so to speak
so it was a bit bigger and rounder
a couple of minutes previous:eek:

that's the best part . . .:rolleyes::rolleyes:

You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?
17-09-09, 22:27
Westsidex

Lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by westcorklad

Yeah Brown Sugar was telling me too about your cock.

She said that it was so......................................................but that would be telling.:p;):D

she said he was a right dog did she?

i can see a t-shirt now. "I Hate West."

Westside.
17-09-09, 22:31
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by westcorklad

Yeah Brown Sugar was telling me too about your cock.

She said that it was so......................................................but that would be telling.:p;):D

Oops, fuck. :o:o:o
17-09-09, 22:43
MissX

no didn't go down like that . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by rover

You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?

up up and up . . .
just like jack and the beanstalk:p
17-09-09, 22:51
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

up up and up . . .
just like jack and the beanstalk:p

Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?:confused:;):D
17-09-09, 23:11
Forrest

[QUOTE=MissX;130845]

Quote:

Originally Posted by labratd22

i just want his stalk:p

You said you wouldn't stalk me. Now I know why. I just don't measure up.:(:(:(
17-09-09, 23:17
MissX

well . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by westcorklad

Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?:confused:;):D

. . no the glass was half empty but to the normal eye it was already at full capacity,
that's where the smile crept across my face
but before my jaw hit the ground
it just took off grew another personality

i laughted with glee
he seemed pretty bashful about the whole thing

embarrased and flattered at the same time

said he'd never measured his dick before, he was tittering too

i should've kept his number:rolleyes:

CALL ME IF YOU"RE READING THIS;)

NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE:D
17-09-09, 23:23
rover

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Originally Posted by westsidex

she said he was a right dog did she?

I can see a t-shirt now. "i hate west."

westside.

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17-09-09, 23:28
MissX

no. . we don't have the same taste in music

[QUOTE=Forrest;130908]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

You said you wouldn't stalk me. Now I know why. I just don't measure up.:(:(:(

you have me dancing to a different tune. . .turn me into naughty missx make me do things i wouldn't normally do;)

you have the quality
a full package of quality;)

MMMMmmmm:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

welcome back from yer travels
18-09-09, 09:50
achilles

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

usually bigger ones take longer to wake up and then reach the end . .

something to do with blood flow needed to maintain it

not this one . . .definately different:rolleyes:

i was tempted

i can't get it out of my head:rolleyes:

mmm! Tempted to do what exactly??? If he came back waht would you do to me. sorry,sorry meant him...
18-09-09, 10:34
kerry lad in town

ok enough of this talk about 9 1/2" by 6" someone one is going to get stick over this.
18-09-09, 10:45
experienced punter

jeez I cant imagine being confronted unexpectedly by a 9 & half inch dick?:eek: glad I was born a male!
should have a license for that....
18-09-09, 10:48
kerry lad in town

Quote:

Originally Posted by experienced punter

jeez I cant imagine being confronted unexpectedly by a 9 & half inch dick?:eek: glad I was born a male!
should have a license for that....

i know and all your life you be called not a prick but a big prick
18-09-09, 11:10
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissX

. . no the glass was half empty but to the normal eye it was already at full capacity,
that's where the smile crept across my face
but before my jaw hit the ground
it just took off grew another personality

i laughted with glee
he seemed pretty bashful about the whole thing

embarrased and flattered at the same time

said he'd never measured his dick before, he was tittering too

i should've kept his number:rolleyes:

CALL ME IF YOU"RE READING THIS;)

NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE NO CHARGE:D

So if I can prove that my cock is the same size as his does it mean that I will get a free appointment as well?:p;)
18-09-09, 11:45
Anna23

9 and half - thats nothing:p
18-09-09, 11:48
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna23

9 and half - thats nothing:p

You should see it when its hard.

http://www.massivecocksex.net/wp-con...8/07/vid03.jpg
18-09-09, 11:53
kerry lad in town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna23

9 and half - thats nothing:p

thank god someone else thinks 9 1/2 is nothing
18-09-09, 11:58
Anna23

Quote:

Originally Posted by rover

You should see it when its hard.

http://www.massivecocksex.net/wp-con...8/07/vid03.jpg

Seen bigger:p
Guess Sinead must be green with jealousy if she will be reading this:D
Honestly Sinead, I saw once a 10 inch cock, well not only saw i got a ride actually and it was great fun to try ( guess i was just curious, and had to catch the opportunity) but to have it at home for daily sex wouldnt be my choice.
For some fun now and then its great for change in case you take the time with the foreplay, if you know what i mean.:cool:
18-09-09, 12:47
Forrest

[QUOTE=MissX;130918]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forrest

you have me dancing to a different tune. . .turn me into naughty missx make me do things i wouldn't normally do;)
That Hypnotism course I took was certainly worthwhile.:D:D.

you have the quality
a full package of quality;)
Why is it that people who say quality is better than quantity usually have a small package:confused::confused:

MMMMmmmm:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

welcome back from yer travels

I will have to try and find time to get in and see you again once the backlog is sorted in work.

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