Just wondering what has happened to bigpaws? Where is his reaction to QPH's new mod status? Hope he hasnt gone and done anything silly... Could he be sitting in the corner self-harming? Or has he succumbed to a complete mental breakdown? Typing in a strait jacket is a whore...
The final straw for bigpaws?
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22-02-09, 12:53jammydodgerThe final straw for bigpaws?
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22-02-09, 13:27pats bodyguardMore like the final countdown :rolleyes::D question is.........who has the EYE OF THE TIGER? :p;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jammydodger
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22-02-09, 16:06sexybabehereGood questions although I would think it is more along the lines of he didn't read the board because he is busy with his social life :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by jammydodger
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22-02-09, 17:26jammydodgertrue...Youre probably right gemma... But id say that will have to take a back seat for an evening or two for him to get over this!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
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23-02-09, 00:23sexybabehereLolMaybe it'll just take a cup of tea and a Jammy Dodger as there is nothing really to get over.. This is just a site and not reality :)Quote:
Originally Posted by jammydodger
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23-02-09, 15:46QuarterpoundherWell you can forget the Jaffa cakes as your secretary has scoofed the lot. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
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23-02-09, 16:00sexybabehereWhen I go shopping again I will have to get extra just for you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
I will let you know as soon as my receptionist goes on holidays so I can show you the paperwork amongst other things;)
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23-02-09, 17:27jammydodgerI couldnt agree more with that comment... So glad things have gotten better since a month or two back... Its amazing how riled up everyone can get over one troublemaker!Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
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23-02-09, 17:53QuarterpoundherAmongst other things???? :) that sounds interesting. I'm all ears (just like my Stallion, amongst other things :p:D)Quote:
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23-02-09, 22:31sexybabehereYou only can get riled up by someone if you take notice and allow them to rile you up.. Why waste your time when there is simply no point??Quote:
Originally Posted by jammydodger
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23-02-09, 22:36sexybabehereOf course QPH, you will defo need your dic...................taphone for what I am planning to teach you. You might also need your over night bag. Be sure to pack enough items to last a week (including your batteries/charger for your dic..........taphone)..;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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23-02-09, 22:36rorymanI'm a dunker myself,Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
Jammydodgers are great for dunking, but jaffas a re crap. Actually I might do a poll to find the best bicky for dunking, will you do the artwork? ;) -
23-02-09, 22:39sexybabehereOf course I will do one after I do one for QPH.. When I become a famous artist I will have to charge you Rory. My fab drawings will not be free :DQuote:
Originally Posted by roryman
My favourite has to be penguin bars.. You should try it ;)
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23-02-09, 22:46rorymanI once tried a Mars bar - my girlfriend loved it, and I loved cleaning up afterwards!Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
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23-02-09, 22:51sexybabehereI bet you did Rory.. I love finishing off using my mouth (when I have a bf) as there does be nothing to clean up :DQuote:
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23-02-09, 22:54Mousey
You can talk like that all day, Gem, you have absolutely no effect on me :p
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23-02-09, 22:55rorymanYour a girl in Million ;) I bet you have even done the whole fruit salad thing - bananas and squirty cream?Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
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23-02-09, 23:27sexybabehereQph
This is just for you..
Hope I got your hair accurate :D
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23-02-09, 23:30sexybabehereI have but it has been awhile.. Do you want to help me refresh my memory?? I am sure we can also come up with a whole lot of other things to do..;);)Quote:
Originally Posted by roryman
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23-02-09, 23:32sexybabehereI think I know what you need.. A nice COLD shower.. I will have one first until the water goes cold then you can jump in.. Not both at the same time like before;)Quote:
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23-02-09, 23:33Bobby24
lol ya sure are no picasso gemma:p:D
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23-02-09, 23:36sexybabehereI know.. I was thinking more Da Vinci :D:):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bobby24
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23-02-09, 23:37MouseyAwh, you remember!! You've made this mouse blush!Quote:
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24-02-09, 16:56QuarterpoundherThat’s brilliant lol….You got the hair eerily accurate as it happens :eek: but you left out one small detail so I hope you don’t mind but I amended your pic. :D lets have a game of spot the difference :)Quote:
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24-02-09, 17:01QuarterpoundherWow a whole week being educated by Gemma. I wonder are we still talking secretarial skills here? No need for batteries as my dic………taphone its solar powered and only needs the warm rays of a smile and it get’s fully powered up. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
I have my satchel in hand and ruler at the ready Miss but my pencil needs sharpening and my rubber is worn so meet me in the supply cupboard and we can take stock.
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24-02-09, 18:16sexybabehereI certainly did spot the diff and I like your addition.. I do not know how I could forget something so important :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
Can you spot my difference?? One day you will be able say it :p
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24-02-09, 18:19big daddy 69you talk sum bollix dont ye:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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24-02-09, 18:21sexybabehereDon't worry big daddy.. I will always have time for your dic.........taphone.. Only to record into though :pQuote:
Originally Posted by big daddy 69
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24-02-09, 18:31sexybabehereWe will start of with secretarial skills and move onto more interesting skills and techniques.. I think when we are moving onto other skills I can demonstrate being a secretary for you. You can be my boss for a change.. What would you have in mind then QPH?? I can use my imagination to think of many things ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
No need to go to the supply cupboard, I have plenty of pencils and rubbers in my desk.. Let me just bend over and get you one :D
Your right, we will need longer then a week..
I have the cane ready and waiting for when you are a bad boy.. :p
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24-02-09, 21:47QuarterpoundherI am but a sponge to the water of knowledge you deem fit to rain on my mindIf I am the boss then the first thing I will do is give Jaffa cake Jill the day off and lock the door to the office after that you can pick up all my coloring pens you keep dropping one by one but keep a hold of one and educate me in the ways of Gemma but I’ll need you to take a lengthy memo first and we are fresh out of notepads so instead you will have to write whatever I say on me and I write whatever you say on you and after a while we will run out of room and things will get interesting and probably a little ticklish. Or we could explore or new found interest in fine art and come up with all sorts of artistic expression and by the time Jill gets back we will have painted a pretty picture... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere
Don’t worry as the pens are water soluble which leads me to my next task for you secretary Gemma but that’s another day work and maybe even Jill might be up for a work out and burn some carbs in the plush office jaccuzzi
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24-02-09, 21:49QuarterpoundherI don't know how you forgot either seeing as you used it as an antenna to get a better signal on that bleedy phone that never stops ringing. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sexybabehere