Ladies What If ,,,,

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28-04-16, 11:22
james12013

Ladies What If ,,,,

Had the mother of all Nightmares last Night ,Had a great punt on Tue ,, then last Night i had a terrible NIGHTMARE , that i kicked the bucket ,while in the act with one of the lovely ladies from here ...just wondering if the ladies had a plan of action if that every happened ??? :confused::confused::confused:
28-04-16, 11:24
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by james12013

Had the mother of all Nightmares last Night ,Had a great punt on Tue ,, then last Night i had a terrible NIGHTMARE , that i kicked the bucket ,while in the act with one of the lovely ladies from here ...just wondering if the ladies had a plan of action if that every happened ??? :confused::confused::confused:

Yes they have and was told this by an escort.

She would dress you back up , drag you into the elevator and push the ground floor button and
:wave::wave::wave:
28-04-16, 11:31
anon361

From what I've seen so far with a lot of the posters she'd have to take the gimp suit off them first ;)
28-04-16, 11:31
funlover12

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

Yes they have and was told this by an escort.

She would dress you back up , drag you into the elevator and push the ground floor button and
:wave::wave::wave:

what if there was no ground floor or basement and she lived in that game of thrones castle?
would she arrange for someone she didnt like to break your fall also?
#two birds with one stone
28-04-16, 11:31
james12013

LOL THATS GAS ...lets just hope if it does happen the lift is working or you could be taking a trip head first down some flights of stairs :D
28-04-16, 11:33
anon361

If your like Jamescork you arrive prepared with your own plan of action for the lady, who to call etc :lmao:
28-04-16, 11:35
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by funlover12

what if there was no ground floor or basement and she lived in that game of thrones castle?
would she arrange for someone she didnt like to break your fall also?
#two birds with one stone

Don,t know but they all live in apartments ;)
So if there is no ground floor how is the block staying up
I,ll let you figure that one out :D
28-04-16, 11:35
funlover12

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Originally Posted by anon361

From what I've seen so far with a lot of the posters she'd have to take the gimp suit off them first ;)

but what about the white horse?
28-04-16, 11:36
funlover12

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

Don,t know but they all live in apartments ;)
So if there is no ground floor how is the block staying up
I,ll let you figure that one out :D

magnets...
28-04-16, 11:36
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by SophieX

As long as i was written in the will.... i'd call the ambulance :flirt:

Sound I,m getting my Will revised now :D
28-04-16, 11:40
anon361

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Originally Posted by funlover12

but what about the white horse?

Woosh right over my head, im getting old dont you know :D
28-04-16, 11:53
redforever

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

Yes they have and was told this by an escort.

She would dress you back up , drag you into the elevator and push the ground floor button and
:wave::wave::wave:

Is that what happened to Prince then
28-04-16, 11:55
redforever

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Originally Posted by anon361

If your like Jamescork you arrive prepared with your own plan of action for the lady, who to call etc :lmao:

Yeah but he's more likely to get torns in his ass from lurking in the bushes than die in a lady's arms
28-04-16, 12:41
MidlifeCrisis

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Originally Posted by SophieX

As long as i was written in the will.... i'd call the ambulance :flirt:

I have you down for the shoe collection and the Daniel O'Donnell records
28-04-16, 12:57
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by redforever

Is that what happened to Prince then

Don,t know never asked him but it is a possibility
28-04-16, 13:00
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by SophieX

I would've been happy with just the record collection ��

Your his biggest fan :o

http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/238...ersion=2381097
28-04-16, 13:49
redforever

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Originally Posted by SophieX

I actually met him in Tenerife , nice guy 😊

Why go all the way to tenerife to meet him when you could have met him in ireland
28-04-16, 14:12
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by SophieX

He was staying at my hotel.... jeez it wasn't planned... :rolleyes:

So it was an outcall,,, so
How much for an outcall like that :p
28-04-16, 14:14
james12013

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Originally Posted by SophieX

He was staying at my hotel.... jeez it wasn't planned... :rolleyes:

Did he look for A discount ??
28-04-16, 14:18
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by SophieX;1750731[B

]He was with his Missus![/B] :hitwithrock:

i thought he was actually gay till i met him.... :lmao:

Yey Yey a threesome :clapping::clapping::clapping:
28-04-16, 14:25
redforever

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Originally Posted by james12013

Did he look for A discount ??

Is that Anal discount
28-04-16, 14:38
funlover12

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Originally Posted by james12013

Did he look for A discount ??

or fathers rights?
28-04-16, 14:42
funlover12

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Originally Posted by SophieX

He was with his Missus! :hitwithrock:

i thought he was actually gay till i met him.... :lmao:

the best cover for gayness is marriage and kids.

that reply would have been ok until that referendum was passed a while ago..not so much now, but still works, I mean look at idf :rolleyes:
28-04-16, 14:50
SteveB

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Originally Posted by funlover12

the best cover for gayness is marriage and kids.

that reply would have been ok until that referendum was passed a while ago..not so much now, but still works, I mean look at idf :rolleyes:

From Wikipedia,
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28-04-16, 14:51
anon361

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Originally Posted by SophieX

I actually met him in Tenerife , nice guy 😊

Godamnit, the devil in me is making me say this; he gets on well with the grannies, there, i said it, what you gonna do about it :lmao:
28-04-16, 14:57
anon361

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Originally Posted by SophieX

i am so done with you..... :soapbox:

post reported. you trying to catch up with my infractions? :lmao:

Its ok, Floki seen your pics and he agrees with me :lmao:
28-04-16, 15:03
anon361

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Originally Posted by SophieX

:lmao: i am only 25.....

Me too :D :kiss:
28-04-16, 15:16
Dom Dunn

It can happen and not only to punters. I met a guy once who experienced an escort dying on him while in full flow a true nightmare and a big job explaining things to the cops. Many years ago in Dublin a Bishop died while on the job in one of the old so called massage parlours. It was largely covered up but reports eventually surfaced. I'm sure most girls caught in such a situation would panic.
28-04-16, 15:16
anon361

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Originally Posted by SophieX

Age is just a number anyway grandad..... you're only as old as the woman you feel, isn't that the saying :lmao:

See you tonight xx

Would being with you make me an angel too so :flirt:
28-04-16, 17:20
james12013

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Originally Posted by SophieX

He was with his Missus! :hitwithrock:

i thought he was actually gay till i met him.... :lmao:

Just cos he's married Doesn't mean he doesnt like a sausage or two !!!

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