It has come to ones attention that you have a Queen here in Soap Opera Land and my husband and I would like to wish you all well.
It has been a horrible anus for all with the recession hitting all of my loyal subjects so badly - no bonuses for the boys in the city - and some even being layed off - i know that must be just ghastly for you and i am sure that i to will be layed off as one of my sons is so keen for me to move over and let him have his turn.
I would like to welcome the new Soap Opera stars that have so recently joined - Kirk the Jerk would be the newest kid on the block and i don't mean the butchers block. Along with the always beautifully quiffed Blanche Hunt and how happy I am that she has discovered her long lost son Gene Hunt a wonderful member of Police Force and an upstanding member of our community.
Your Queen with the same name as oneself Elizabeth Hilton aka Hot Lizzy is ruling her subjects well and i wish her a good and long happy stay in the Soap Opera section as i know she so loves it here. Well done Elizabeth your M.B.E. is in the post.
A johnny foreigner that has joined is the American Jack Bauer if anyone needs help he is another along with Inspector Hunt that is always a delight - as for the Burka Boyz, well i make no comment other than one is rather amused. One also likes the gorgeous Clarence Hiltern, she so makes Philip and I laugh, thank you my dear - no please do not curtsy its not necessary. I would of course love to invite you and Pompom over for tea so that she may play with my Corgi's.
Bruce I to have seen and its nice to see you to see you nice lol. Babs to has been on here and has sometimes been rather harsh along with a certain Liz McDonald. I have to say totally uncalled for and rather demeaning of oneselves.
I know that i have missed many of you out but there are to many to mention. I wish you all well and hope that you keep on writing as its the best thing i have read in an age - isnt it Phillip. Johnney Allen another member of your community has not been seen for a while but i am sure he will resurface soon. Arnie and so many others do give me hours of pleasure.
I bid you all a very happy and fun time here in the Soap Opera section and i ask but one thing of the lovely Queen of Tarts, your Patricia not to let Elizabeth leave here as it really is the best place to be seen in and she is always so well dressed.
Her Royal Highness Elizabeth Queen of England.......three cheers for the Soap Opera Land.
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30-01-09, 15:53Hot LizzyMy husband and i would like to wish all our soap opera stars a big hello
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30-01-09, 17:18gene huntMaaaaammmmmm :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
your highness listerene, i mean liz the queen :)
its been quiet around here, no-one reported any crimes :(
my snitches have squealed nuthin, theyve don,t naut themselves so i cant even let them off by squealin :(
has blanche put everyone in their boxes :o
except me of course :cool:
thank gawd she,s deaf and wont hear herself reading this, :) thick old cow :D
evening all, :)
EVENING ALL :)
UP MAN CITY :D -
30-01-09, 17:40Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by gene hunt
One sees that you are looking for a French stick chappy.........Mr Hunt a man with your qualities could i would of thought easily have smelt out one of those Frenchies as Phil calls them think it has something to do with the Garlic they seem so fond of.
I think calling ones mother a 'thick old cow' is not really terribly nice - i suggest you apologise when she awakens from reading a book that i loaned her a few years ago - i hope she gives it back soon or the mobile library fine will be mounting like the national debt.
Regards to Deidre and Kenneth and his poof friend.......
Her Royal Majesty The Queen of England
Three cheers for the Soap Chappies Aye Phil
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30-01-09, 18:19willie dynamite
heeeeyyyyy there queenie
you de madam roun here :)
come work for me now baby
i giva you pro-tex-shoin lady
any thos hoods try to muscle in
they get to know the dark side of willie d -
30-01-09, 19:30Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by willie dynamite
Sorry Hun I work for RodeoMan..........hes a great ride.......... xxx -
31-01-09, 13:05Hot LizzyMy Husband And I Disagree Don't We Phillip!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
My Husband and i would not agree with the person called Call99 - one thought it was a new ice cream one purchase from the Toni Bell Ice Cream person last night - he was rather boring and made NO contribution whatsoever.
Therefore I say he should if he doesn't like said Soap Opera stars to Naff Awffffff. Poor Kirk last night was put in a terrible predicament there were all sorts of words he did not know the meaning of such as:-
1) Brothel
2) Tosser
3) Orgasam
4) Vibrator
5) Call99
Now there was this nice Johnny Foreigner chappy in there that called himself Hung4Fun and i certainly had a wonderful time with him, an American I do believe and very well up on the likes of all these words and showed me a wonderful Cyber sex time - quite orgasmic - Its been a long time since Phillip and I made love of any sort so I was thrilled to have the touch of this man.
I do believe and hope that Kirk has now looked up the afore mentioned words in wiki or the OED so he knows what the meaning of these words are now.
I am sorry Willie Wonka but i think coming on this board as some sort of 'honkey pimp' is not the type we are trying so hard to remove from society - although its nice to see that there are NO Eastern Europe Pimps on here as of yet just one perhaps, one does believe a Ruskie......a very unpleasant man indeed - off with his head i say. Oh no thats from a childrens fable, still rather apt.
Anyhow i am sure the brothers Ronald and Reginald will deal with these indivuals in a manner i wish not to know or condone and i would add that one will be turning the other cheek when all or any action is taken........so chops away boys.
Her Royal Highness The Queen of England
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31-01-09, 13:41Liz McDonald
As usual Liz you don't make any sense, your completely bonkers :D :D
Your talking to yourself in the third person pretending your the Queen. I didn't know you had a husband. The poor fellow :eek:
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31-01-09, 13:48willie dynamiteHONKEY PIMP :confused: HONKEY PIMP :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
HONKEY PIMP :mad:
how dare you accuse me a bein da HONKEY
missy queeny, yua gotta learn de LINGO
now you is working wit ME willie D
sista, yua is de HONKEY HO SUGARGRANMAMA :D
de dudes all wanna see a geriatric lesbo duo wit you n aunt pat :D -
31-01-09, 14:01Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by willie dynamite
Honkey Pimp........yes you heard right i've see huggy bear on television and you remind me of him trying to be one 'de lads' well frankly the burka boyz are running this hood so don't step on their territory.
One does not have to learn de Lingo as you so call it i am no sugargranmama i am a lady infact i am indeed the most photographed lady in the world.
I will of course be touring Ireland in its entirety so if you could sort out some nice hotels that would be wonderful.
I already asked you what was the percentage you would be wanting to take from ones wages so please answer me that.
HRH The Queen of England
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31-01-09, 15:11willie dynamite50/50 SPLITQuote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
for dat willie d look aftur you hrh
wot sorta da name dat anyway HRH :confused::confused::confused:
dos mean short for HeuRe Ho ? :D
50/50 good, wille d bring good dudes for his bee-atches :D
willie d av em lined up for you wen you tour earland sista.
your pussy be doin de CHING CHING
like de cash register :D:cool:
burka boyz be working for willie d now,
dey aff selling rocks from de corner dey say ::)
we is gonna do good biz wit de burkaz :cool:
ok baby, i gotta 25 stone man coming so go get somethin pretty on and som de tha paint on yer face sista
if he try to get on top, jus yell and willie d will burst inta your romm and beat him :D -
31-01-09, 15:15willie dynamitehey sista,Quote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
your de fiery one
willie d like dat
willie d got young dudes lined up who wanna get whipped an dat there :confused:
dey wanna get teased :confused::confused:
do you be de sugargranmamma who dominatrix,s dese dudes ;) :D -
31-01-09, 15:59PIMPIN KEN
Willie d u aint no playa u just an assistant pimp yo daddy was an assistant pimp aind you aint shit pimpin......
A slow hoe is slow doe but not to worry my nig i got plenty moe
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31-01-09, 16:21willie dynamiteheyda Brutha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PIMPIN KEN
pimpen ken, gimme 5, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigtt :cool:
i knu yuar daddy pimpin ken, he alrite nigga ;)
u yung boys, yuas aint groovy anymore :(
its a dis gangsta sheeeeeat, heavy :(
i look after ya yung ken, wen ya in ma hood :D -
31-01-09, 16:29Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by PIMPIN KEN
yo ken
I is here to tell you none of us bitches are gonna work for either of you two brothers we worth for nobody........
Willie Wonka and his chocolate factory thinks he can split the money 50/50 what you offering bro.......
Take now cos the sisters are doing it for themselves these days!
Sister Hot Lizzy from the London Posseeeeeeeeeee -
31-01-09, 17:13clarence hiltencoooooooeeeeey ducky lizbet,Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
tsk tsk, oh you big queen bee you
anyway, i,ve been busy ducky so i have. been on a diet ducky. i swear by belly was just so fat i was like a pot bellied pig. if you,d seen the rolls of flab, it would put yopu to shame lizbet :o
did you see gok wan the other nite :) he used to be 20 stone :eek: 20 stone :mad:
i was just sick of lying around like such a big puddin :o
and all my nice clothes didnt fit right, :o
i was a sight :o i was turnin into a right podge :o :(
but then i stopped being a lazy COW and stopped eating the wrong food and lost all my big fat tummy :D :D :p:p
up ducky
CLARENCE -
31-01-09, 18:03Hot LizzyCooooooo eeeeeeeeee Clarence Ducky,Quote:
Originally Posted by clarence hilten
Why would anyone be interested in your dietry problems - I mean Gok has totally reinvented himself - which i would add is something you seem to do time and time again and to be honest the queen was wishing to see you -but and here is the but - if you take up with these pimps there is no way on gods earth that she will be able to make cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off and pompom to play with the royal corgi's.
So if i were you i would not pretend that you have lost all that weight - just get the panty girdle off and see what a real porker you are.
Queen of all in Soap Land
Her Maj Hot Lizzy -
31-01-09, 18:08PIMPIN KEN[SIZE="3"]well beeatch hav u got the nerve for the mothafuckin kerb ye dig me you will walk the razor r ima reach back & slap a bitch:cool:/SIZE]Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
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31-01-09, 18:16Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by PIMPIN KEN
Yo Pimpin Ken
Can I have that in English please i gave Willie the afternoon off so i don't quiet understand what any of that means!
Totally lost me there but im sure you can put that all right hun.
Hot Lizzy Queen of The Motherfuckin Soapland -
31-01-09, 18:18PIMPIN KENwat it is wat it do pimpin:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by willie dynamite
We do this from spain to smoke cain' from the golden gate to the frozen state cause ypu know the earth is our turff we check the purse first lookin at the paper work to c wat its worth with my knee on her back & her ass on the track with new cleets on her feet the hoe b walkin so hard she break the concrete.................. -
31-01-09, 18:23Liz McDonald
Clarence, Hot Lizzy (not so hot) is also on a diet. She has a spare tier. That's what the guys in Cork say anyhow :D :D :D
Pimpkin, Hot Lizzy will drink your sperm. She'll even give you a good rimming :eek: I heard she'll do anything for 50 euro. Times are hard in London with the exchange rate and hotter escorts :p:p:p. No clients there you see. She spends all day here talking to herself, trying to create a novelty act. Then hoping they'll flock to see her in Cork. They'll soon get fed up and come to see the real Liz Queen of The Soaps. Ahem that'll be me :D :D -
01-02-09, 09:15Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
As the cheeky girls so aptly put it FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU BITCH - Their words not mine.
Im the queen bitch here barmaid now go clean the toilets.
The Bitch of The Boards...........Fucking I am............