I'm waiting for a lady to be ready

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02-05-15, 15:17
TonyB

I'm waiting for a lady to be ready

I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

I doubt the little lad will work at this rate.
He might need mouth to mouth :)
02-05-15, 15:19
dr love

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyB

I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

I doubt the little lad will work at this rate.
He might need mouth to mouth :)

pmsl !!!!! .: doc
02-05-15, 15:22
funlover12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4
02-05-15, 15:26
Best Before

You have to break the code...

2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen ;)
15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour:)
30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!
02-05-15, 15:30
UB40

Water sports!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyB

I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

I doubt the little lad will work at this rate.
He might need mouth to mouth :)
02-05-15, 15:34
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyB

I'm waiting for the past 15 minutes for a lady to be ready.
It's pissing rain and I'm wet and very cold.

Maybe her shower is not working and she is using an alternative method? ;)
02-05-15, 15:49
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Petros

Maybe her shower is not working and she is using an alternative method? ;)

the water in the toilet?
02-05-15, 15:56
TonyB

Well I'm glad I waited.
That was worth it.
02-05-15, 15:58
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyB

Well I'm glad I waited.
That was worth it.

In and out in half an hour! That was quick! you were nearly waiting longer ;)
02-05-15, 16:33
Naughtynatalie

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Originally Posted by Best Before

You have to break the code...

2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen ;)
15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour:)
30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!

:lmao: you sound like a man with good experience :D
02-05-15, 17:20
Best Before

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Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

:lmao: you sound like a man with good experience :D

Who me...;)
02-05-15, 17:45
EIFII

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best Before

You have to break the code...

2mins honey, means I'm just applying the finishing touches to my makeup, I will text you back in 5!!
5 mins darling, means I'm just out the shower see you in fifteen ;)
15 mins sexy, I'm still with a client go get a pint see you in 1/2 hour:)
30 mins babe, go home and try ringing me tomorrow!!

Not all escorts behave like SophieX you know!! :lmao:
02-05-15, 17:47
EIFII

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Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

:lmao: you sound like a man with experience :D

Never a truer word said, NN :lmao:
02-05-15, 18:03
amylove69

Did you get in ? was it worth the wait ?
02-05-15, 18:07
Best Before

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Originally Posted by EIFII

Not all escorts behave like SophieX you know!! :lmao:

She ain't the worst by a long shot :)
But her excuses are probably the most amusing, considering most her time keeping woes can be attributed to her online presence here ;)