Ireland Céad Míle Fáilte! (Welcome!)

I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

Then there is the "cultural side" of Ireland: the obsession with sport, in particular the National Games, Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and which can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

But Ireland is a great place.................

Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-Gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

As for us Irish.... punters and escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yP4wbK6zrI

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Originally Posted by Rocker123

I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

Then there is the cultural side of Ireland: the obsession with Sport, in particular the National games Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

But Ireland is a great place.................

Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

As for us Irish.... punters and Escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yP4wbK6zrI

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Very Good Rocker
I think you should be in the movies :D

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

Very Good Rocker
I think you should be in the movies :D

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maith an fearr

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Originally Posted by Rocker123

I often think it must be mad confusing for ladies arriving in Ireland for the first time to work as escorts.

I mean we speak English ..... well.......... sort of ...... but with accents unlike anything they might have ever heard before.

Then there is the cultural side of Ireland: the obsession with Sport, in particular the National games Hurling and Football which these ladies will probably have never seen before and can look like legalised murder using a chunk of an Ash tree.

But Ireland is a great place.................

Apart of course from the Health Service, Water charges, Income Tax, The Universal Social Charge, The Quangos, The Catholic Church and all its "goings on" for the past 50 years, the Bail out, the "Do-gooders", Mad Politicians, The brown envelopes and of course .... the weather.

So here is a 4 minute "Guide to Ireland" which I am sure will leave any non Irish person even more confused that they were already.

As for us Irish.... punters and Escorts alike... it will make perfect sense!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yP4wbK6zrI

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what's the craic ladies :lmao:

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Excellent Rocker:)

Hurling - Legalised murder using a chunk of an ash tree can be that definitely at club junior level:D.

Ohh I'm so obsessed with forecast, this lovely morning told my boo 'look polo shirt and loafers not a good idea it's going to be snow today' obviously he was laughing at me....

There you go few hours later I was so right :D :D needless to say I'm not the Irish but him ;) :)

Btw brilliant video thanks!!

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Originally Posted by Stella

Ohh I'm so obsessed with forecast, this lovely morning told my boo 'look polo shirt and loafers not a good idea it's going to be snow today' obviously he was laughing at me....

There you go few hours later I was so right :D :D needless to say I'm not the Irish but him ;) :)

Btw brilliant video thanks!!

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If you are thinking about the weather Stella then you are definitely Irish:) Four seasons in one day:D

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Originally Posted by Meursault

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What a savage day that was:);)

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On the ninth day he decided the Irish were too perfect and they would take over the world.
So he invented Alcohol.

A lot of escorts have learned their English here so will have trouble being understood if they ever go to England.;-)

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