Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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Originally Posted by tony1

Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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no you can't rewind the best parts like ground hog day!

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Originally Posted by johnb59

no you can't rewind the best parts like ground hog day!

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No harm in trying honey. Loll

Have a fun memorable weekend

Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by tony1

Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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Is it only now you are working that out? :D

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Originally Posted by tony1

Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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Can,t say, never had sex in the Movies :dunno:
:D

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Originally Posted by tony1

Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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What if you make a sex tape and watch it back does that count ?

thats right there isnt a room full of people recording you and your sounds and fixing your make up between position changes to start with

real life sex is to escort sex, as movie sex is to real life* sex ;)


*life should be spelt leif init, sounds so much more right when spelt phonetically!

Not even like in the roddy Doyle films?

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Originally Posted by funlover12

real life sex is to escort sex, as movie sex is to real life* sex ;)


*life should be spelt leif init, sounds so much more right when spelt phonetically!

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ah ffs I mean lief. theres another one though, leaf should be spelt leif :dunno:

My sex life is EXACTLY like American Pie :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by samlad

My sex life is EXACTLY like American Pie :rolleyes:

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Mines great ;)

There you go! :lmao:

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