Sorry to sound a little morbid but who would be willing to attend a escorts funeral if they heard she had passed away? Who would you say you are or how you know her/him (other than the obvious of course and being discreet). Are there ladies that you really feel you made a connection with over your time punting you’d like to pay your respect too in this way?
What do you girls think about a client paying his respect to you at your funeral would it be OK depending who it was as you could trust his discretion or a total no, no for you?
Just curious
Lady Von Teese
We all die, go to funerals to pay our respect but would you go to an escorts funeral?
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10-09-14, 15:32LadyvonteeseWe all die, go to funerals to pay our respect but would you go to an escorts funeral?
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10-09-14, 15:40Sexy_JessicaThat´s very interessting question, you should make it pool.Quote:
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10-09-14, 15:42FitzyHave to say that's the weirdest thread I have read in a very long time .Quote:
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10-09-14, 15:45MikeJ36Agreed. Unusual question. I suppose it comes down to A> am I ('technically') single at the time, B> did I know her real name (and hence knowing she died/where the funeral is) and C> am I sure that nobody I know outside of the escort 'world' won't know I went & ask questions. If I can answer yes to all 3, sure .. of course I'd go and pay my respects... still... it's an odd (and morbid!) thought!Quote:
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10-09-14, 15:49TroyTempestHmmmm paying for sex and then paying to give respects!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
Escorts aren't our friends or even acquaintances.
They are prositututes, who you pay money for sex with.
If they pass you in the street, will they say hello?
I think not.
So escorts and clients move in different circles and outside the professional will not meet or acknowledge each other
Sad but true. 99.99999999% -
10-09-14, 16:12sixfourblondQuote:
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Simply not true! I have been to a girls wedding in Poland and often enjoyed girls company outside their job...it all really depends if you strike up a friendship or not...just like with absolutely anyone else -
10-09-14, 16:12philipkntz
I think it unlikely that a client would know of an escorts death, A few ladies that I've been fond of over the years decided to vanish and the closest I could get to finding out where they were and if they were ok, was being told that they didn't want to be found.
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10-09-14, 16:19HairyPotter
No I wouldn’t , I just don’t like funerals
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10-09-14, 16:21FitzySome off the funerals I have attended , jasus they have been great piss ups :DQuote:
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10-09-14, 16:31fiatpunter
"So how did you know Escorsha?"
"Paid €50 for a rub'n'tug..... which wasn't that good.,..but sure she'd great tits and we had a laugh in the chat room about it afterwards"
Probably best not to go I think.... -
10-09-14, 16:32HairyPotteryes i know, i have missed out on some smashing grub tooQuote:
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10-09-14, 16:40FitzySmashing grub , cocktail sausages and ham and cheese sambos , the auld one sitting beside you takes her false teeth out because she has a bit off pork stuck between her teeth :DQuote:
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10-09-14, 16:56Best BeforeQuote:
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Before I answer this!! Can I ask how many funerals you have paid your respects to past clients? -
10-09-14, 17:02Meursaultok be honest, which client is on the way out?Quote:
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10-09-14, 17:11Cassandra
Wow. Um, no?
Besides why have a funeral when you could pay to have your ashes sent to Mars. -
10-09-14, 17:37simon2280Cassandra, Hi! Hi! What you Toking on Girl:smoking:Quote:
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10-09-14, 17:52JennyT
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: what a thread, i cant beleve it :lmao:
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10-09-14, 17:53xagerate
A couple of ladies here might go to mine..........just to make sure im really dead.
But with regards going to theirs,NO.
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10-09-14, 17:54xagerateNow Now! Don't laugh or else your funeral might be a poorly attended affair :DQuote:
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10-09-14, 18:03Danny2011Quote:
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:) ... and I thought Natasha was going to win the unusual thread award
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10-09-14, 18:43Ladyvonteese
So many have written thinking this is an unusual thread or its just a batty thread but then again it would also depend what type service and relationship one has with a client and via versa, plus if one lives and works in a country with a bit of a backward way of thinking too. As not every country is controlling in what it Citizen do within their personal life, like the UK, Germany to name but a few as they are given a chose and places to experiment with their sexualities etc..
Now getting back to TroyTempest
What you think an escort would be charging for the drinks at her funeral or to go to it, really. Sounds like you go to “any” funeral just for the free drinks!
And as for the above remarks which involve no manners or edict towards “another human being (escorts)….
I totally get there are clients who like you who just see escorts as not only a way to a means and via versa And in this backward country with those who think the way you do about it being “ways to a means and because you would not be able to pick up a girl any other way with such an attitude you have about the female species”. You have no respect for any girl you may be fucking and are delusional to think that escorts and clients don’t move in different circles or acknowledge each other as for “some” this is not the case, we just ignore the twates like you. Loll
And of course there are clients us girls know not to acknowledge due to professional reasons, but then again there are clients who have stopped me in the street (some in some town here too) too say hi, go for coffee or lunch with them (and I am sure many girls have come across these type of GENTALMEN too) I have even had potential clients who I have never met before stop me in the street to say hi.
Surly if you are the type of clients who actually thinks the way you do “we are a different class of people from a total different society not to be friends or acquaintances with, what the fuck dose that make you and guys who think this way. Loll Even lower than us girls are in your imagination, as you are the ones who has to pay for it..Loll But I, as most girls do, totally understand if a guy is married etc. and needs to keep things discreet for obvious reason.
I have also gone to clients funerals and seen other escorts at them too. One occasion the wife had invited me as she knew her husband was visiting me for over 10 years as she was not able to accommodate him due to her ill health. But I guess it’s all about the repour and trust one has with any individual in any walk of life.
And just for your information I have clients who know who I am, and who they “really are” And would go out of his/her way to be there in need or help me like any good friend would (I’m not talking about borrowing money either as I am not a scammer just out to get what I want from a client or anyone else either). And they know I would be there for them too! But they are paying me for services I offer when I am contacted for work. Some girls do offer “real GFE experience” not just a wham bang thank you mam then just to have a guy like you verbally spit on them for it!
And you are stupide to think that clients don’t tell us girls personal and intermit detail about themselves and their lives as some invite us to have the fun at their homes. Loll And unless you are suffering from some form of mental illness where you see a sign on a girls forehead saying “Prostitute” how the feck would you know who is or isn’t a working girls in any normal or professional circle you or anyone else is in? As I know many girls and guys who work in an out of this county in this type of business part-time and full time. Loll Shit, do you really think that no normal guys are not continually calling us girls to ask if they can work with us or how to get into this type of work and do you really think that every guy just visits escort just for sex. Loll
Maybe you should think about the way you respond to thread and most importantly the way you view women in general as we do live normal lives just like anyone else and we go all the same place and have just as many friends (if not more) society.
So stick that one up your ass and swivel on it!
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10-09-14, 19:05willieh
I do not understand the point of this thread. If a friend died and that friend happened to be an escort or a plumber or a doctor or a gardener or whatever then I would go. Naturally they are a friend - whatever their profession or employment.
If I was not friends with an escort then I would not know her real name or anything about her, let alone that she was dead. So in all practicality I would not go!
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10-09-14, 19:22Lucy ChambersQuote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
I would die all over again LVT. Since most of my family think I work in quite a different field I can only imagine the questions at the wake. I'm not sure I want a funeral anyway. Seems an awful waste of time and money to me. -
10-09-14, 20:27TroyTempest
Wow, talk about over reaction and wrong end of the stick!
Firstly it was a play on words "pay" respects..ok bad joke
Secondly, what I actually meant was that many ladies wouldn't give us the time of day if we weren't paying.
To think anything else is to delude yourself. Just like any customer\business relationship, its an act to make you feel good and part with your money.
And I did say 99.999 etc as yes I actually have had escorts who met me as a friend and indeed cupid can even strike, but you have to admit its very rare and 99\100 a "escort" as you prefer the socially nice word, even though escorts have told me, yes I'm a prostitute and Im not ashamed of it, maybe you are?
would never entertain meeting outside of work and would never ever acknowledge you.
Some may think bad manners others might think just being careful
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10-09-14, 21:01ForrestAn escort did make contact with me a few years ago to tell me about the sudden death of an escort friend of hers,Quote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
that she knew I had met, and was kind of friendly with myself. As the service was expected to be small, we both
agreed that I might stand out, and questions may be asked by family, that I might not be able to adequately answer.
I would have liked to pay my respects, as she was a lovely person, and it was sad that she died so young, but discretion
is important.
There are a couple of escorts that I am quite friendly with now, who I would have no hesitation in considering attending
their funeral, out of respect, but I have no desire to do so, as they are far too young to even contemplate such a circumstance. -
10-09-14, 21:11doodlebug
I am laughing at the fear of being questioned, I have yet to go to a funeral where I have been quizzed in any detail about how I knew the deceased. If I was quizzed a simple "we did some business together once" would suffice. I love the paranoia about being discovered as "client" at an escorts funeral. At the end of the day, escorts are normal people who live and die like the rest of us, and if one of them made an impression and I heard she had died, why wouldn't I go to the funeral.
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10-09-14, 21:18F007Hmmmmm...
Sorry, subject to morbid for me!
Life is too short to be thinking this way. Time to think of something more positive! -
10-09-14, 21:20annabel taylorQuote:
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10-09-14, 22:02ForrestI agree, and in lots of circumstances, the possibility of being quizzed at a funeral would be virtually nonexistent.Quote:
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A small service for family and close friends would be a bit different though. I did want to attend, but the escort
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10-09-14, 22:18Lucy ChambersI think it would have been. I've been to lots of funerals and the problem is never at the service, it's at the wake. Thats where the questions start. The before or the after wakes. I was at a funeral in Aungier St 100 metres from an apartment I had worked in trying to figure out if I had seen any of the mourners a while ago. Still gives me the shivers now.Quote:
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10-09-14, 22:24ForrestThat's why I didn't go. I appreciated being told about the funeral, but I was disappointed that I couldn't pay my respects.Quote:
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10-09-14, 22:32Lucy ChambersQuote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
I think the fact you were aware and able to pay your respects is the important thing. Physically being there shouldn't matter, not unless you are devout. This is one of the reasons I don't want a funeral, I hate going to them. It never reflects who the person was to you, it ends up about being the religious sect they aligned to or the giant piss up at the end. -
10-09-14, 22:38Versace Targeryanit mean a lot 2 the survivng members of the family but. i was very touched by all the folk who made the effort 2 show up 4 my Da s funneral. i still think more of them for doing so even to this day.Quote:
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10-09-14, 22:41Lucy ChambersQuote:
Originally Posted by Versace Targeryan
I agree, and I feel the Catholic service is very moving. However I found for me the funeral of a close family member was a total blur, I can't remember it at all. Too much I think. But for others in the family they found it very helpful.
I'm not sure, perhaps if am strange, I hate going to graves too. I don't feel any comfort from it, I don't feel they are there. Sometimes I think it must be very nice to believe. -
10-09-14, 22:44Versace Targeryantheres no atheists in foxholes. u need a war :DQuote:
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10-09-14, 23:12Sexy_Jessica
Wouldn´t you like first, before you die, to try how does it feel like to sleep in coffin? Just quick trip to Berlin:
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10-09-14, 23:30Ladyvonteese
I'll have to check the rest of these out later but totally agree with you Lucy about the Catholic service being very moving but disagree with open coffins being open for children, totally freaked me out!
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11-09-14, 00:22tony1
no I see you cork
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11-09-14, 00:45Ladyvonteese
Sorry Jessica not sure what happened there with my post but thanks for the laugh however I will be visiting this place and be visiting all the rooms when I am next in Germany my T girlfriend in German, that is for sure. Funny girl you are.loll
And as for you Toney1 I'm looking forward to our adventure. lollQuote:
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11-09-14, 01:05berA few years back i was at the funeral of a young girl killed in a road accident, she was maybe 5 or 6 yrs old, she was wakedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
in her own house and she was laid out on the bed in her own bedroom with all her things around her (toys ,dolls etc)
Its an image that i can still recall vividly, on that night i saw many a tough man almost reduced to tears, it was really heart wrenching to see.