Im done here

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second:D

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt:D:D:D

FFS NBT dont go we need your sense of humour here fucking dryballs on this board have no sense of humour This poll was started as a joke but noone got it. We have lost one of the best posters here:mad: To the dry balls there is a place for you its called IIE there everything is cencored so your little feelings wont be hurt To NBT im going to miss you dude but im still going to rob your jeep:D

Everyone loves you here.
I only expect to not see you posting, in the moments when you are slapping my ass and fucking me silly.

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Originally Posted by ninebythree

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second:D

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt:D:D:D

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im done here too.I will never post again on this god forsaken place.Never again.

Fuck it,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by ninebythree

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second:D

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt:D:D:D

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Nbt.
I for one would hate to see you go. your one of the good guys.
I know your poll was a joke and came from the chat room, but you have to remember, people who were not in the chat room, arn't in on the joke.
I saw the poll and was shocked that you of all people would be calling for somebosy to be banned, i should have known better. i apologise and hope that you reconcider.
Would hate to see you go:(

NBT now that’s a joke :D:D, why people insist on announcing there departure is beyond me, I think if you wanted the poll to be a joke a few of these :);):D:p in the post would have gone a long way, now, I myself find the whole thing quite humorous watching the cat fight unfold and the few sticking their 2 cents worth in!!

Your a good lad and a shit stirrer yourself so I can't see you leaving for good cause you and I know it's funny as hell on here sometimes reading utter crap about morals and the like, if you want a serious conversation I for one know I must go elsewhere and with that in mind I am learning to avoid the minefields and just enjoy the bitching!!

Have a nice day and just chill, I'm staying neutral (ish) I actually like both side's of the fence on here, The Bigpaws on one and the Westie's on the other so with that in mind can I declare:

Hi, My name is Anon163 and I'm a E-I addict and I don't want to give it up, not yet anyway and if I do come on here declaring I’m off someone please give me a slap and tell me to cop-on!! :p :D

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Originally Posted by ninebythree

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second:D

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt:D:D:D

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AHHHHHHHH BLESS, WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED IT............ IT'S NOT CLEVER AND NONE OF YOU ARE PARTICULARLY KIND..........AND THATS NOT NICE - YOU DID THOUGH NEVERTHELESS PICK ON THE WRONG PERSON BUDDY.....AND THAT WAS ME.

DONT GO THOUGH COS THE GIRLS WILL MISS YOU, THERE ARE SOME ON HERE THAT HAVE GONE ONE STEP BEYOND AND YOU KNOW THAT, THE MAN THAT SAID HA HA THAT MY MOTHER HAD HAD A HEART ATTACK - THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY HOW EXACTLY -

WHEN YOU START SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT - THEY DONT STOP SNIPING SO WHY LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT - THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY LITTLE MADAMS ON HERE THAT ARE MAJORLY WORSE THAN MYSELF - ONE ON THIS SECTION - REAL SNOB FROM AMERICA THAT THINKS SHE IS THE BEES KNEES........WELL HON YOU AINT - YOU ARE JUST A NASTY PIECE OF WORK.

THERE ARE THOSE THAT ARE REALLY NICE, LIKE JESSIE AND SEXY NAOMI OH AND IRISH SAVANNA .......... THESE ARE REALLY NICE LADIES.........AND I DO MEAN LADIES.

BYE, BYE IF YOU ARE GOING, ME THINKS THAT YOU WONT THOUGH.

REALLY IF THIS WAS A JOKE YOU SHOULD OF LEFT IT WHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE AND THAT WAS IN THE CHAT ROOM AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR THAT I DONT KNOW YOU OR CARE TO BUT YOU DID START IT - JUST WITH THE WRONG BRIT AND TO HAVE AS A POLL TO HATE SOMEONE AS THEY SUPPORT CHELSEA, THATS JUST SO LAME.

BLUES RULE UK......... CANT REMEMBER WHO YOU SUPPORT - MAN U - WELL 15TH AINT HOT......... STILL HOPE THEY DO WELL NEXT WEEK FOR THE CHAMPS LEAGUE COS I LIKE THEM AND I SUPPORT ALL THE ENGLISH SIDES COS I AM PATRIOTIC AS WE ALL SHOULD BE - ITS IMPORTANT TO BELIEVE IN YOUR COUNTRY - I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT I DONT LIKE THE IRISH OR BLONDES, JUST SAID I WAS HAVING A BLOND MOMENT OR BEING IRISH - WHICH I THINK YOU KNOW ARE JUST SAYINGS........

CHASTISE ME IF YOU LIKE FOR CARING ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME BUT THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY - STILL YOU DONT KNOW ME THEREFORE YOU DONT REOLISE THAT THIS IS THE THING I CARE ABOUT THE MOST -

I HAVE TOLD CLIENTS ABOUT THE CALLS ETC., THAT GIRLS GET AND THIS WOULD INCLUDE ME TOO......... WE DONT GET THIS IN ENGLAND THATS ALL I CAN SAY. WHATS SO WRONG WITH THAT........

I LEAVE YOU WITH A QUOTE THAT I THOUGHT HILARIOUS A LONG TIME AGO ON EASTENDERS - THE GUY SAID AND I QUOTE ABOUT SAM MITCHELL, "OF ALL THE BLONDES THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN, YOU ARE THE BLONDEST." NOW THATS WHAT BEING A BLOND MEANS TO SOME - THAT THEY ARE A BIT DITSY........

YOU STARTED NOW YOU HAVE FINISHED, SO HAVE I.

CIAO XX:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

People take things on these boards far too seriously like they did with ninebythrees joke. Maybe this is another joke and he'll be back again tomorrow like Westside does every week :D

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People take things on these boards far too seriously like they did with ninebythrees joke. Maybe this is another joke and he'll be back again tomorrow like Westside does every week :D

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i will never :mad: never post here again due to this.:mad:Goodbye all,good luckj and god bless.Ill find you highwayman and electrocute your nutsack:mad:

Never again ,im off.

:mad::mad::mad::mad:
Westside.

:):):)

Changed me mind:)
Westside.

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

people take things on these boards far too seriously like they did with ninebythrees joke. Maybe this is another joke and he'll be back again tomorrow like westside does every week :d

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he wont retire........hes a super guy - but i like westside he makes me giggle

l

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

he wont retire........hes a super guy - but i like westside he makes me giggle

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id spank you ,you saucy little pup:)

giggle,
Westside.

ya sorry i misinterpreted your Poll Ninebythree but i simply don't like rude & insulting people thats not on& its nothing at all to with not being lighthearted, anyway I dont want to get into arguments I gave up posting for a few weeks because of others arguing your inclusion on this board is important stick around........

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Originally Posted by westside

i will never :mad: Never post here again due to this.:mad:goodbye all,good luckj and god bless.ill find you highwayman and electrocute your nutsack:mad:

Never again ,im off.

:mad::mad::mad::mad:
Westside.

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:):):)

changed me mind:)
westside.

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what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?:confused:

Ahhh NBT - don't go.

This place is the better for you being here.

I think that maybe a lot of us didn't catch that you were joking -- and remember, the escort in question was banned from IIE a short while ago, so possibly the replies reflected that also.

Anyway -- I hope your retirement will be short-lived!

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what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?:confused:

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Little Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Westisde.:)

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Westside.

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not all that experienced
either.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring.

"My darring," he says,"I know dis you firss time
and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting - juss anyting you want. What chu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Chicken wit broccori?"

Sincerely,
Westside.

last ones a cracker

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

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Originally Posted by ninebythree

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second:D

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt:D:D:D

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Are you serious Niner???? Leaving because of a bunch of over-sensitive idiots????
You're my partner in crime ......... the ying to my yang ............... don't you fucking dare quit on me!!!!

Paws

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Originally Posted by westside

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

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good one westside

Friday night last I came home from work and the Missus asked me to have a word with the 8 year old about his bad language. Now I was knackered from the week's work and told her I would talk to him in the morning. Next morning I came into the kitchen and there were my 2 sons the 8 year old and his 5 year old brother. I asked the 8 year old what he would like for brekkie and he put his 2 hands behind his head, threw the feet up on the table and said he would like a f**king egg. At this stage said the harassed parent I lost the head compltely and hit him a few clips on the legs, then still shaking I turned to the 5 year old and asked him what he would like for brekkie. The 5 year old clearly shaken by the previous events said in a tremulous voice......... I'm not having a f**king egg anyway.

:D