Glorious

What a glorious day in the sunny south east

Love this country when the weather is good


Now anyone have any weird hangover cures
I pigged out on heino last nite and feeling like shite

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Originally Posted by Flappy

What a glorious day in the sunny south east

Love this country when the weather is good


Now anyone have any weird hangover cures
I pigged out on heino last nite and feeling like shite

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The cure is simple.


You need a pint glass,tequila, fresh olives,a raw egg,parsley and lemon juice.

Now dice the parsley as fine as you can.

Next fill the glass with Tequila add some lemon,drink it and relax.

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

The cure is simple.


You need a pint glass,tequila, fresh olives,a raw egg,parsley and lemon juice.

Now dice the parsley as fine as you can.

Next fill the glass with Tequila add some lemon,drink it and relax.

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Tequila gives me the shits

I've enough problems today without that

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Originally Posted by Flappy

Tequila gives me the shits

I've enough problems today without that

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FFS you simple country folk and you tequila intolerances!

Wanna go for a few pints then?

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

FFS you simple country folk and you tequila intolerances!

Wanna go for a few pints then?

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See ya at the Xmas party in a few weeks

Ur round btw

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Originally Posted by Flappy

See ya at the Xmas party in a few weeks

Ur round btw

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It's always my round ffs,how else would I get an invite?

Vigorous sex is the best cure. It works best if the person who you intend knocking boots with is also inebriated. I find the best time to administer the treatment is within 2 hours of having ceased alcohol consumption.

Hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Vigorous sex is the best cure. It works best if the person who you intend knocking boots with is also inebriated. I find the best time to administer the treatment is within 2 hours of having ceased alcohol consumption.

Hope this helps.

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Pre or post tea bagging said victim,I mean random stranger,I mean your date?

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Pre or post tea bagging said victim,I mean random stranger,I mean your date?

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Depends on the location really. It's kind of hard to engage in the art of tea bagging in the doorway of a chipper at 4 in the morning.

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Depends on the location really. It's kind of hard to engage in the art of tea bagging in the doorway of a chipper at 4 in the morning.

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I will bow to your experience in these matters :yikes:

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Originally Posted by Ketchup

i just hope you're as quick to the bar as u are on the forum.

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Quicker,and even quicker with the Ladies,ohh crap that's bad :o

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Depends on the location really. It's kind of hard to engage in the art of tea bagging in the doorway of a chipper at 4 in the morning.

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But suitable to have vigorous sex huh....:D

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

But suitable to have vigorous sex huh....:D

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Well the thing there is that in order to administer/receive the gift of the tea bag you have to remove your pants. This tends to leave you in a rather vulnerable position both physically and mentally as your thoughts are now divided between the glorious bagging of the tea and the possibility that you may not escape a random passing Garda or irate take-away employee.

However, there are also those who get off on a bit of danger :D

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Well the thing there is that in order to administer/receive the gift of the tea bag you have to remove your pants. This tends to leave you in a rather vulnerable position both physically and mentally as your thoughts are now divided between the glorious bagging of the tea and the possibility that you may not escape a random passing Garda or irate take-away employee.

However there are also those who get off on a bit of danger :D

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On reflection I could see how tea bagging in a restaurant could irate staff as most Restaurants enforce the policy that only foidstuffs purchased on the premises may be consumed on the premises.

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Originally Posted by zilch

the hair of the dog is the best cure :)

Twas a great morning for stretching the leg in Dublin this morning....adult-ride-it


Ya have to love the big smoke.

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Drugs kill! :smoking:

It was absolutely gorgeous here in Limerick!