I have seen an interview recently ,and thought what a great idea, mmmmm but I wouldnt pander so much to the ego of the interviewee, Id go more Jeremy Paxman, so if Lucy you are online I have a few questions I would like to ask??????
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I have seen an interview recently ,and thought what a great idea, mmmmm but I wouldnt pander so much to the ego of the interviewee, Id go more Jeremy Paxman, so if Lucy you are online I have a few questions I would like to ask??????
lucy you wanna do this?
Wait... I havent got my popcorn yet....
why ..lucy? one at a time? hey jeese........if i asked them all at once we wouldnt get a bleeding answer until tommorow , and you will have the time to google and concoct a smartarse reply
you have to spell that one out for me
lucy lucy .....times a wasting.................jeese i thought that but then said ,,,ok ......
did you cry when diana died???
if you were going blind whats the last thing you would like to see...
ok and WHY ???
if you were going deaf whats the last thing you would like to hear??...and why??
so if you had a dinner party and could invite 5 guests who would they be ,alive ..or dead?
The most boring interview EEVVVVER, it just didnt work it was slow and the questions I wanted to ask never happened , no rythmn.....here are some that never got asked..
Do you like tequilla?
Whats the book you have reread the most?
Are you morally corrupt
As a punter would i make a bad role model as a parent
etc etc,i had loads of great questions
Told ya it wouldn't be interesting. Im about as interesting as watching paint dry.
I like Mesquite tequila, yes. I end up in a horrible state if I drink it though.
I have reread a book called the short history of nearly everything many times.
I am morally corrupt, yes. Strictly speaking. Hopefully that will change.
Parents need life experience to be useful to their children, and lots of love. What the do in their own personal time is irrelevent to their parenting skills.
Bloody hell Ric. You have got some cheerful questions there.
Jc has asked me to ask you a load of questions he's very shy an backward and he's afraid that you might eat him for breakfast so here goes
1 do you like ............
Naa he'll have to ask you in person
Thanks Spermie... Ill take it from here...
1. Do you like giving oral when "desperate housewives" is on tv?
2. If during a watersports session you notice you may have overdone it and your client is nigh on drowning, would you offer mouth to mouth resuscitation?
No Spermie… relax… they were more directed ay Ms Chambers….
I have other questions for you…
1. Do you think you are the reason God created the middle finger..?
2. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
3. Are you always a langer, or is it just when I'm around?
4. Do you think you will ever become the man your mother is?
5. Do you think it will be much longer before you shock us and post something intelligent?
This is a bit harsh coming from a fat, balding over the hill pimp who's only aim in life it to get the money for his next pint of heavy, you should be ashamed of yourself putting spermie on the spot like that. ;)
CG
ps I do look forward to spermie's answers with anticipation though :D
....jasus Jimbo ur being a tat harsh on Mr.Sperminator.... Your time of the month again ??.... Lol