Idiots!

Don't waste all my fuckin' evening with making appointments and then just don't show up you dickheads! All of you from today sincerely fu*k off!

unfortunitely hun this is all too common!

i just spoke to an escort based in the states and she won't come back here because of the amount of no shows!!

she toured here 3 or 4 times - the first two times she had a ball - was very busy and wanted to make this place her second home! then when she came back to stay for a few months, she obvisiously stepped on someone's toes as she was informed on to the landlord of the property she had rented and was thrown out and then had to endure a string of no shows everyday for a few weeks until she decided to cut her losses and leave!

lost about 5 grand - and said she'd never come back - wrote about on her website in the states and really made ireland out to be a bad place - i don't think she was wrong!

the pimps and gangs that organise the illegal prostitution trade and human trafficking are the ones responsible for all these no shows - i'm sure you know this already!

the only thing i think you can do is to keep a copy of ALL the numbers of the people that call you and then publish the list of no shows in the private section forum that warns escorts of time wasters etc.

i know its time consuming but if all the escorts keep the list up to date and in their phones and mark them as "time wasters - do not answer", you will find that these wankers will eventually give up or at least they'll have to go out and keep buying sim cards which will cost them in the pocket! :D

i hope this helps - i'm sure you know most of this already - and remember too, we punters sometimes get no shows from escorts, so its not all one sided!

happy christmas!;)

Yes, today again 4 dickheads wasted my time......Pricks:rolleyes:


Which girl it was Gooner??

It's soon, but Merry Christmas to you also;)


And for all the silly timewasters I have nice picture below, have a nice day.

Brenda xxx

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe

Don't waste all my fuckin' evening with making appointments and then just don't show up you dickheads! All of you from today sincerely fu*k off!

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Ha ha ha! I am sure you giving out is going to win you over even more business. Seriously, it's part of the game punters do it to escorts, escorts do it to punters. Grow up, really.

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Originally Posted by Punter John

Ha ha ha! I am sure you giving out is going to win you over even more business. Seriously, it's part of the game punters do it to escorts, escorts do it to punters. Grow up, really.

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It's just maybe game in your small brain........Normal genuine clients don't do it, just the silly ones and I never done it also, so I don't know why some girls doing it and missing their biz and also money........Grow up, really.

I think its unfair also, you lost out due to these false bookings, did they ring back to cancel or just no show? did you try to ring them back?

thats very annoying Brenda I have same experiences as you as a client, on a number of occasions i waited around in my hotel for the callout but no show , I rang the escort engaged tone waste of time my friends have same experience I Vowed to never visit an escort again after this...

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Originally Posted by beanes

I think its unfair also, you lost out due to these false bookings, did they ring back to cancel or just no show? did you try to ring them back?

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I never ring, coz it's not discreet, I always text them if they will come for the app which they made or where they are coz it's just their time. But they NEVER will answer, just will not show and fuck up my hard time..

I know 1 or 2 people I can refer to you Brenda, wait for the calls.

Are you this agressive in person ?
TheNads.

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

thats very annoying Brenda I have same experiences as you as a client, on a number of occasions i waited around in my hotel for the callout but no show , I rang the escort engaged tone wasste of time my friends have same experience I Vowed to never visit an escort again after this...

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That's also annoying. I don't know why the girls doing it.. I'm writing everything to my book, so I know who will come and when or where I'll go and what time.

I always sending lots of texts that I'll be late or that client over stayed or that I need a shower and to give me a few mins, or to change bed sheet, or run to shop for condoms, or....etc.;)

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Originally Posted by TheNads

I know 1 or 2 people I can refer to you Brenda, wait for the calls.

Are you this agressive in person ?
TheNads.

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Did anybody ask u anything???
I don't think so.

This is just an idea and please don’t flame me but I was thinking of ways to combat no shows and time wasters and well why don’t Escorts put up their Mobile service provider [O2 – Vodafone- etc] on profile and state on profile that any first time client ringing them has to have a mobile top up voucher to the value of 10 – 20 – 50 Euro, whatever and text or pm or quote that voucher number to her as a show of good fate and intentions then at least if they do not show then the Escort has some small compensation.

If they do show up then that amount can be deducted from rate. This would only apply to first time people who the Escort does not know and would be one fairly simple way to deal with what most be a huge annoyance.

Before anyone explodes, it would not be an extra charge as it can be deducted when they show up and its not much to ask any new genuine client to just buy a 10 Euro voucher as a show of good fate.

Just an idea and can't see why it would not work.

Punter John
Today, 12:18 PM
Ha ha ha! I am sure you giving out is going to win you over even more business. Seriously, it's part of the game punters do it to escorts, escorts do it to punters. Grow up, really.

Is this a silly joke???? :eek: :confused: This is unfortunatelly happening very but very often, customers block the girl. I really disagree with the possibility girl would block the customer. If so, then she has a reason for it or is so silly she demage her reputation and business.
But that doesn't mean that other girls do this and thinking its part of some "GAME" is absurd!!! :mad:
But if you are that type of silly people who has nothing to do but playing silly games so as blocking the girls then i understand to you comment! Mr.punter JOHN!

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Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie

This is just an idea and please don’t flame me but I was thinking of ways to combat no shows and time wasters and well why don’t Escorts put up their Mobile service provider [O2 – Vodafone- etc] on profile and state on profile that any first time client ringing them has to have a mobile top up voucher to the value of 10 – 20 – 50 Euro, whatever and text or pm or quote that voucher number to her as a show of good fate and intentions then at least if they do not show then the Escort has some small compensation.

If they do show up then that amount can be deducted from rate. This would only apply to first time people who the Escort does not know and would be one fairly simple way to deal with what most be a huge annoyance.

Before anyone explodes, it would not be an extra charge as it can be deducted when they show up and its not much to ask any new genuine client to just buy a 10 Euro voucher as a show of good fate.

Just an idea and can't see why it would not work.

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What if clients mobile is a Bill pay phone?...anyway escorts have a lot to answer for here as I said earlier& this should not be seen as a one sided thing

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What if clients mobile is a Bill pay phone?...anyway escorts have a lot to answer for here as I said earlier& this should not be seen as a one sided thing

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It doesn’t matter if the client’s phone is bill or pay as you go. The client would only have to pop into any shop and buy a voucher, there is no tractability in that but yes it would be a problem if the Escorts work phone was a bill pay and not pay as you go.

I don’t know if Escorts mainly use pay as you go. I assumed they did but even at that if an Escort is having never ending problems with time waster’s then its not a big problem to get a pay as you go sim card.

I just think it’s a simple answer to a big problem with very little effort and zero extra expense.

There, now does that make you happier ? You certainly are a spitfire.

No one asked me anything but when you post stuff on a public forum you are liable to get some comments. Loosen up dear.

What about the hardstuff ?
TheNads.

As long as I've been punting I've had an occasional escort not honour an appointment, it goes with the territory.

People are flaky in general, this is just the way it is. Suck it up and move on.

Acting like a prat is no way to win over punters. Any punter reading your comments is going to steer far clear of you.

All this negativity you are putting out here is doing nothing for you, relax. I recommend doing what I do, I make a nice jack daniels and coke, and put on Steely Dan'"Showbiz Kids" on the tube driven stereo and get lost in the slick production and ironic phrasing... that or I turn on some Boards of Canada and drop a few hits of LSD.

"peg, it will come back to you... it's your favourite foreign movie..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x6uoNqH-_A

i don't believe some of the comments by "punter john" and "the nads"????

ringing an escort and making a booking and then not turning up and calling it a joke or a laugh or saying "it's part of the game punters do it to escorts" is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard!!

saying "People are flaky in general, this is just the way it is" is also a cop out!!!

i have had occassions where i have had to cancel apointments due to one reason or another and each time i rang the escorts to apologise they were more than happy to rearrange another visit or accept my apology and thanked me for letting them know!

now where's the "flakyness" in that?

"time wasting" and "no shows" are primarily the reasons why escorts refuse to travel here again - we are probably the worst in the world for it!

in the UK, Europe and the States, calling and visiting escorts is done with ease and professionalism on both sides and while "no shows" do happen, they don't happen to the same extent as here!!!

i can only surmise that the reason for this is "our" lack of respect and ignorance for this trade and the fact that it is all relatively new to these shores as oppose to the other countries mentioned above where it has been around for decades!

however, i still say that the prime protaginists in most of these cases of "time wasting" and "no shows" are other escorts and/or their pimps/criminal gangs and not the vast majority of genuine punters who visit escorts for whatever reason!

the only other poster here who actually made any sense and came up with a good idea was "oven ready eddie" - your suggestion about the call credit is a good idea - all the escorts use credit phones as they wouldn't get bill pay phones as they don't have a fixed address here so where would the bill go??

they would generally only use their own numbers if they didn't want to pay for an irish sim while only visiting for a short while and even then those "foreign" phone numbers are call credit phones in their own country! i couldn't see any escort EVER using their personal phone for escorting - this would be used for their private lives only!

i spoke to my escort friend again in the States and they get around this "time wasting" and "no shows" by insisting that ALL new clients (punters) provide a reference(s) of being with another escort or getting a regular/known client to vouch for them - that way if anything happens, the person who vouches for the "time waster/no show" gets it - they get warned/banned by the escort, so it regulates itself in reality!

any escort found to be doing the same simply gets a bad press and end up going out of business - and rightly so too!

not sure whether that would work here or not but judging by the rest of the world we have a long way to go with regard to this trade!!

Exactly what it says on the tin; Punter John is an "Idiot"

Gooner, well said, we all may have a genuine reason for not showing up to any sort of meeting and we would call to make alternative arrangements or at least to make our apologies, why can't we do it within this trade, common lads, the vast majority of these ladies are genuine hard working girls in a difficult climate (like the rest of us) so why give them grief and more hardship by being assholes!!:mad:

I don't know about the call credit eddie, ok if it was only an odd time, fair enough but what if it became a regular thing for an escort, how much credit do they need and how could they cash it in or lodge it to a bank??

Gooner, I hardly tried to make excuses for assholes who block Brenda's time. It's wrong, I've never done it & don't condone it. Where are the comments that offend so much ?
Punter John has his own mind & I don't agree with him on this one.
I was only having a wee bit of craic with Brenda, knowing how she reacts & getting what I wanted. She is a spitfire & I like that in a lady. In fact I have no idea why I've not been to see her yet.
Can I come & see you Brenda ? I promise to be on my best behaviour.

TheNads.

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe

I always sending lots of texts that I'll be late or that client over stayed or that I need a shower and to give me a few mins, or to change bed sheet, or run to shop for condoms, or....etc.;)

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just wondering Brenda if you have ever done any organisational training?

sounds a bit like a builder turning up late without tools, cement, bricks, etc.

dom

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Originally Posted by gooner

the only other poster here who actually made any sense and came up with a good idea was "oven ready eddie" - your suggestion about the call credit is a good idea - all the escorts use credit phones as they wouldn't get bill pay phones as they don't have a fixed address here so where would the bill go??

they would generally only use their own numbers if they didn't want to pay for an irish sim while only visiting for a short while and even then those "foreign" phone numbers are call credit phones in their own country! i couldn't see any escort EVER using their personal phone for escorting - this would be used for their private lives only!

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Thanks Gooner.

I thought of it a while ago and tried to pick holes in it but in the case of an Escort who is plagued with false bookings I can't see why it would not solve that problem.

If they are on pay as you go then all they have to do is state mobile service provider on profile and that any first time client has to have say a ten Euro top up that anyone can buy over the counter, send that voucher number to her on booking and then she knows he is not a time waster and even if he was she has made a tenner out of it as with all due respect to those who think it’s a joke you would not be saying that if you were at the receiving end all day every day.

They could also just have a second pay as you go mobile that only first time people are asked to ring and if they do not have a valid top up voucher they will be ignored.

To Anon.

I only mean this to apply to any new person ringing for first time. It would be pointless to ask someone she knows already or even say if you pmed her here and you never met but she knows from others that you are genuine then no need either. I just mean new people she never heard of and it only has to be a tenner as very few idiots will spend a tenner just to annoy someone and if they did they would be broke pretty quick.

And it would be bad if it applied to everyone even those they know it should only be used as an anti time waster measure and if only a tenner it can be deducted from end rate so its not an extra charge and I would be against it becoming like an admittance fee on top as that is counterproductive.

And the Escort does not have cash it in somehow she can just put the credit on her work phone or her personnel phone or pass the voucher to a friend or even use as instead of change to a client that has same network provider. There is no tractability issues whatsoever and very simple to do.

I would have no problem just having a few 10 euro vouchers in my wallet at the ready as a show of good fate. She will be more receptive and friendly to me then as she has proof of my seriousness and she also can have fate in my showing up and be able to schedule her day better and not cancel genuine bookings for someone who may never show up.
So genuine clients who now are canceled because she took an earlier booking that never turned up are better served as well.

It’s a win win situation for very little effort and zero cost to anyone and would end 99.9% of idiot calls.

I would ask any Escort who has these problems to consider it as it will solve those problems overnight, no voucher, then be ignored, simple as that.

I know of one escort who used a top up voucher as a way of making a booking with her. There were no problems with it as the top up charge was deducted from the escorts fee.

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I know of one escort who used a top up voucher as a way of making a booking with her. There were no problems with it as the top up charge was deducted from the escorts fee.

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I wonder why more don’t do that if it worked for her ?

You could also put the credit on her phone via ATM but there may be a record of that on statement but is an option rather then buying the voucher in a shop.

It's also a nice way just to say thank you as its not money but a gift so anyone could just send a top up to any Escort they met a lot and who always was professional as a thank you or as a little Christmas prezzie. :)

hi brenda,

never met you and will never do as you are not at all the kind, polite classy lady that men look for for an escort...

you merely are an online hooker from eastern europe who came these shores to make a quick buck on an easy market.

But, insulting people, aso... I really do not understand how you are not banned!

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Originally Posted by frenchstick

hi brenda,

never met you and will never do as you are not at all the kind, polite classy lady that men look for for an escort...

you merely are an online hooker from eastern europe who came these shores to make a quick buck on an easy market.

But, insulting people, aso... I really do not understand how you are not banned!

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Why I should be banned?? Your old account is banned u fake idiot.

And you absolutely don't have to meet me at all, I'd not like you anyway, as I just can see that you're not that type of my clients. There are many men which love me.
And if I didn't be so good I didn't have 40 phone calls today.
So you can just sincerely fuck off zizipanpan you shithead, coz you are nothing to me.
Go back to IIE where u aren't banned.
And I'm not hooker.

I just started reading this thread, and am amazed at the ignorance of Frenchstick.Of course the girls are "only in it to make money". What the fuck did you thing they were doing? Maybe you thought they were hoping to meet stupid shitbrains like you.
And as for the stupidity and ignorance of Punter John thinking making appointments and not keeping them is "part of the game", I can only say, what a sad little creature you must me. Stick to wanking, you pathetic bastard. You can stand if front of the mirror with you flacid knob in your hand imagining dozens of girls waiting for you to arrive, gagging at the thought, and it wont even cost you the 40 cent for the call.
You miserable, sad, pathetic excuses for men. :mad:adult-whack-it