Clients told to wash their dicks and asses?

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04-05-16, 21:47
alcatel

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Originally Posted by Meursault

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05-05-16, 08:16
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by blue rebel

So should the same rules apply to the Escort in that she also have a shower when client is there?

I have had a shower with clients upon request, but you really have a choice. You see most of us get ready in the half an hour before you turn up when you confirm and then put something sexy on for you and make sure our hair and make up looks good. If you want a shower with us then the clock is definitely ticking from the moment you walk in the door and don't expect stockings and suspenders as there is no point putting something on a (allegedly dirty body) to then take it off again for the shower. Also no mascara as it smudges in the water and hair can get ruined.

The main difference is that the lady has been getting ready while you come to visit, while you are actively out and about and even the journey to the apartment is going to cause some perspiration, which means there is body odour produced. No one is accusing a client of not being clean, it's more about acknowledging that time has past since you were able to shower and people natural sweat. Where as this is not the case for the sex worker, so if you respect and trust her standards there should be no reason to ask her to shower with you, unless it is for fun.
05-05-16, 08:27
TheMinder

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Originally Posted by Dalton23

I didnt say All I was taking about farmers who see escorts. My guess is they dont have a wife or partner and going by the posts on this thread is it any bit of wonder they have to pay for sex seeing they cant wash there arse properly. i mean what girl in there right mind would go out with a dirty arsed farmer for free :)

I visit escorts and i'm a farmer so you are saying i'm a dirty person then, who are you anyway to comment on people you know absoloutely nothing about and tar us with the same brush, you really are an ass with your stupid comments on here
05-05-16, 08:28
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Dalton23

Calm down, the ladies have spoken and farmers are dirty in there experience.

I think there was 'one' lady said that about farmers. Personally I would not label farmers in that way and from my experience it is not possible to pin point one profession that is worse than another as it is the 'individual' and not what they do that makes them the way they are.

The majority of farmers that I have met have been as clean as most people and not one of them has refused to shower or been unable to get themselves clean for me.
05-05-16, 14:58
Dom Dunn

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

I have had a shower with clients upon request, but you really have a choice. You see most of us get ready in the half an hour before you turn up when you confirm and then put something sexy on for you and make sure our hair and make up looks good. If you want a shower with us then the clock is definitely ticking from the moment you walk in the door and don't expect stockings and suspenders as there is no point putting something on a (allegedly dirty body) to then take it off again for the shower. Also no mascara as it smudges in the water and hair can get ruined.

The main difference is that the lady has been getting ready while you come to visit, while you are actively out and about and even the journey to the apartment is going to cause some perspiration, which means there is body odour produced. No one is accusing a client of not being clean, it's more about acknowledging that time has past since you were able to shower and people natural sweat. Where as this is not the case for the sex worker, so if you respect and trust her standards there should be no reason to ask her to shower with you, unless it is for fun.

I think showers should be mandatory really. I don't know how you can expect women/men to be intimate with you if you are not ultra clean and unless the escort you are seeing lives around the corner from you can't arrive freshly showered. Indeed many punters will have been at work all day and most will not have access to a shower etc. Recently I visited a regular girl I see and we had to use a box room in her apartment. Why? The stench of body odor from a previous client was so revolting the room was put out of action. I know that is an extreme example but I constantly hear from ladies that they have great difficulty getting guys to shower. These dirty B's should be brought down to the nearest beach and given a decent wash.
05-05-16, 16:36
Dalton23

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Originally Posted by TheMinder

I visit escorts and i'm a farmer so you are saying i'm a dirty person then, who are you anyway to comment on people you know absoloutely nothing about and tar us with the same brush, you really are an ass with your stupid comments on here

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05-05-16, 16:38
dee dee

This thread really takes the biscuit. As if it wasn't enough I just had a call a short while ago.., I suspect it's the person
Who started this topic... Or maybe not . A man called asking for 'Adult baby' fantasy and how far do I go?
I told him he can wear a nappy but I don't allow pissing or shitting in the nappy . He said he understood , then he asked ' what if I used chocolate sauce?'😕

Ughhhh..... I'm signing off for now.👋🏾👋🏾
05-05-16, 16:38
Dalton23

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

I think there was 'one' lady said that about farmers. Personally I would not label farmers in that way and from my experience it is not possible to pin point one profession that is worse than another as it is the 'individual' and not what they do that makes them the way they are.

The majority of farmers that I have met have been as clean as most people and not one of them has refused to shower or been unable to get themselves clean for me.

Just a thought here but i find its a good idea to read the posts on the thread before adding a post yourself :p

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Originally Posted by Dalton23

Ssssh dont say that, i was having fun winding them up :)

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xji...-interview_fun
05-05-16, 16:42
Dalton23

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Originally Posted by dee dee

This thread really takes the biscuit. As if it wasn't enough I just had a call a short while ago.., I suspect it's the person
Who started this topic... Or maybe not . A man called asking for 'Adult baby' fantasy and how far do I go?
I told him he can wear a nappy but I don't allow pissing or shitting in the nappy . He said he understood , then he asked ' what if I used chocolate sauce?'��

Ughhhh..... I'm signing off for now.��

I bet he was a farmer rofl
05-05-16, 18:27
joe00

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Originally Posted by dee dee

This thread really takes the biscuit. As if it wasn't enough I just had a call a short while ago.., I suspect it's the person
Who started this topic... Or maybe not . A man called asking for 'Adult baby' fantasy and how far do I go?
I told him he can wear a nappy but I don't allow pissing or shitting in the nappy . He said he understood , then he asked ' what if I used chocolate sauce?'��

Ughhhh..... I'm signing off for now.��

What????????

Love, I have no idea who you are and you do not have an active ad on this site. I have not contacted you and have no intention of doing so.
05-05-16, 18:52
dee dee

Well at least we've now established your not the chocolate sauce fetish man. Good to know Joe.
Thanks for the heads up.
And may I say , just because my advert is not currently active this week does not mean I am not an authentic Service provider.
I'm Afraid your 'FINGER LICKIN' GOOD' chocolate stabbing service you're finding so hard to come by here will most likely be an impossibility.
You'd be far better heading over to www.scatporn.com
You'll find what you need there.

Press the button, pull the brake ... And out comes a chocolate cake!!
Yummmmmmyy!! 👅👅👅👅
05-05-16, 18:56
bollocks

Bollocks was circumcised at birth. They say you miss some sensations......will never know for sure.
05-05-16, 19:24
Clueless

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Bollocks was circumcised at birth. They say you miss some sensations......will never know for sure.

Why was Bollocks circumcised at birth- religious or medical grounds ?
05-05-16, 20:09
joe00

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Originally Posted by dee dee

Well at least we've now established your not the chocolate sauce fetish man. Good to know Joe.
Thanks for the heads up.
And may I say , just because my advert is not currently active this week does not mean I am not an authentic Service provider.
I'm Afraid your 'FINGER LICKIN' GOOD' chocolate stabbing service you're finding so hard to come by here will most likely be an impossibility.
You'd be far better heading over to www.scatporn.com
You'll find what you need there.

Press the button, pull the brake ... And out comes a chocolate cake!!
Yummmmmmyy!! 👅👅👅👅

I have no idea who you are. I did not contact you. Please do not harass or insult me. I am sure you are a great escort but I have never even seen your profile.
05-05-16, 20:29
joe00

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Originally Posted by zilch

Its an adult forum. I see no insult here. Grow a pair of balls or an extra thick skin.
Ya rubber tit.

:)

There was mockery there. I read it.

I am a sensitive person and I see nothing wrong with it. I am nice to people you know. I do have two functioning balls.
05-05-16, 21:45
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Dom Dunn

I think showers should be mandatory really. I don't know how you can expect women/men to be intimate with you if you are not ultra clean and unless the escort you are seeing lives around the corner from you can't arrive freshly showered. Indeed many punters will have been at work all day and most will not have access to a shower etc. Recently I visited a regular girl I see and we had to use a box room in her apartment. Why? The stench of body odor from a previous client was so revolting the room was put out of action. I know that is an extreme example but I constantly hear from ladies that they have great difficulty getting guys to shower. These dirty B's should be brought down to the nearest beach and given a decent wash.

Sometimes the smell is on their clothes, so if the clothes are in the room it can make the room really bad too. I have had to take clothes out of the bedroom a few times, but thankfully not too often.

To be honest if a client takes a pee he needs to clean himself up and often that doesn't seem to occur either. On the odd occasion I have witnessed a client take a shower and then go to the toilet. I've chucked them back in the shower again lol. I put things like that down to the excitement and anticipation of what is going to happen, but it does make you wonder :)
05-05-16, 21:52
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Dalton23

Just a thought here but i find its a good idea to read the posts on the thread before adding a post yourself :p

I did read it to the comment that I replied to. I'm not sure I can be held responsible for what you write after that or why you think I should trawl through in case you comment on it again. I'm on here for entertainment, not to gain a degree!
06-05-16, 09:04
joe00

I have a question for those who had the misfortune of observing this.

Are you sure the staining of the bedsheets and the bath incident were not deliberate? I saw a documentary before where one punter pissed all over the bedroom floor, the bed and all throughout the floor in the gaff on the way out. It was deliberate and a way of marking their territory like a dog I think or else just a way to degrade.

Maybe some of these shit incidents are deliberate?
06-05-16, 11:05
alcatel

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Originally Posted by joe00

I have a question for those who had the misfortune of observing this.

Are you sure the staining of the bedsheets and the bath incident were not deliberate? I saw a documentary before where one punter pissed all over the bedroom floor, the bed and all throughout the floor in the gaff on the way out. It was deliberate and a way of marking their territory like a dog I think or else just a way to degrade.

Maybe some of these shit incidents are deliberate?

Maybe it's all these guys into strap-ons.

Might be suffering long term side effects;-)
06-05-16, 11:06
alcatel

Or else it's all just bullshit.
06-05-16, 11:14
Meursault

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Originally Posted by joe00

I have a question for those who had the misfortune of observing this.

Are you sure the staining of the bedsheets and the bath incident were not deliberate? I saw a documentary before where one punter pissed all over the bedroom floor, the bed and all throughout the floor in the gaff on the way out. It was deliberate and a way of marking their territory like a dog I think or else just a way to degrade.

Maybe some of these shit incidents are deliberate?

you are having laugh right?
06-05-16, 11:29
joe00

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Originally Posted by Meursault

you are having laugh right?

No, it was in that doc "Sex:My British Job". The dirty fucker pissed all over the place.
06-05-16, 11:49
Dalton23

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Originally Posted by joe00

No, it was in that doc "Sex:My British Job". The dirty fucker pissed all over the place.

https://vimeo.com/155434086
06-05-16, 14:24
joe00

It is grim but worth watching in my opinion.
06-05-16, 15:13
Dom Dunn

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

Sometimes the smell is on their clothes, so if the clothes are in the room it can make the room really bad too. I have had to take clothes out of the bedroom a few times, but thankfully not too often.

To be honest if a client takes a pee he needs to clean himself up and often that doesn't seem to occur either. On the odd occasion I have witnessed a client take a shower and then go to the toilet. I've chucked them back in the shower again lol. I put things like that down to the excitement and anticipation of what is going to happen, but it does make you wonder :)

Lol so they have a laundry aversion problem too
06-05-16, 15:22
blue rebel

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

I have had a shower with clients upon request, but you really have a choice. You see most of us get ready in the half an hour before you turn up when you confirm and then put something sexy on for you and make sure our hair and make up looks good. If you want a shower with us then the clock is definitely ticking from the moment you walk in the door and don't expect stockings and suspenders as there is no point putting something on a (allegedly dirty body) to then take it off again for the shower. Also no mascara as it smudges in the water and hair can get ruined.

The main difference is that the lady has been getting ready while you come to visit, while you are actively out and about and even the journey to the apartment is going to cause some perspiration, which means there is body odour produced. No one is accusing a client of not being clean, it's more about acknowledging that time has past since you were able to shower and people natural sweat. Where as this is not the case for the sex worker, so if you respect and trust her standards there should be no reason to ask her to shower with you, unless it is for fun.

Well it works both ways as a lot of Escorts don't always smell great so if you want to be sure the Escort is clean as well as the client

my point was let both have a shower at the start of meeting. I have met Escorts during work and always ask for a shower but there

have been times that I have showered at home and drove 15 mins so I dont think a shower is necessary now if an Escort insist I have

no problem taking another one. My point is that it is not always the client that needs to shower.
06-05-16, 23:25
dee dee

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Originally Posted by joe00

It is grim but worth watching in my opinion.

You're obviously intrigued by the smell of shit .. Mostly your own .,.. AND watching authentic videos about it; seeing you highly recommend them.
No I won't be watching it but I have to say .. The latest version of 'Shitty Shitty Bang Bang '
Is well worth watching.📺🔮🔮🔮
07-05-16, 04:00
joe00

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Originally Posted by dee dee

You're obviously intrigued by the smell of shit .. Mostly your own .,.. AND watching authentic videos about it; seeing you highly recommend them.
No I won't be watching it but I have to say .. The latest version of 'Shitty Shitty Bang Bang '
Is well worth watching.��

I'd say you would be choking down mounds of my shite if a threw a few quid your way, ya bloody dirty thing. You are the one escort I would like to give hardsports to, just to keep you quiet for a short time.

I am obsessed with shit? No, you are the one making all the silly jokes.
07-05-16, 11:26
Meursault

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Originally Posted by joe00

I'd say you would be choking down mounds of my shite if a threw a few quid your way, ya bloody dirty thing. You are the one escort I would like to give hardsports to, just to keep you quiet for a short time.

I am obsessed with shit? No, you are the one making all the silly jokes.

joe, you are the one who wants to get fingered by an escort and have them taste it. i think you are anal on anal
07-05-16, 11:27
Meursault

this thread is an example of why this forum is good. really makes me laugh
07-05-16, 13:23
joe00

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Originally Posted by Meursault

joe, you are the one who wants to get fingered by an escort and have them taste it. i think you are anal on anal

Sorry bud, dee has been giving me hassle and I had to sling some back at her. It was said as a joke.
07-05-16, 14:59
dee dee

You are a filthy disgusting piece of #%*$.
Your warped mindset is that of a sewer dear boy ,.. Asking a lady to swallow your shite ??.. And yes .. I know you TRULY meant it....
Perhaps you should play muck bag with the pigs in the field ...
How you ever got to that fantasy .. The only shit you should taste my boy is your own.
Now clear off and get a life!
07-05-16, 15:05
lactatinglucy

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Originally Posted by joe00

Sorry bud, dee has been giving me hassle and I had to sling some back at her. It was said as a joke.

That's not funny. Ive read some of your posts and you come across as very agressive and degrading towards women. Maybe you need to consider your attitude because I cant see anyone wanting you as a client.....
07-05-16, 15:05
EnglishAlex

Same shit different day.
07-05-16, 16:00
2017john

Reading all them messages has really put me off ever visiting an escort, people not washing themselves what the hell like
07-05-16, 16:05
blue rebel

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Originally Posted by 2017john

Reading all them messages has really put me off ever visiting an escort, people not washing themselves what the hell like

Its good ol dirty fun
07-05-16, 16:15
joe00

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Originally Posted by lactatinglucy

That's not funny. Ive read some of your posts and you come across as very agressive and degrading towards women. Maybe you need to consider your attitude because I cant see anyone wanting you as a client.....

No, not aggressive at all. I love women and treat them well. Just because I like rimming does not mean I like to degrade women. Everything is consensual. I am probably the most polite person you would ever meet on a daily basis.

IF you bothered to read this thread you would see dee dee mocking and abusing me and me politely asking her to stop. I think you need to get off your high horse and quit pontificating here.

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Originally Posted by dee dee

You are a filthy disgusting piece of #%*$.
Your warped mindset is that of a sewer dear boy ,.. Asking a lady to swallow your shite ??.. And yes .. I know you TRULY meant it....
Perhaps you should play muck bag with the pigs in the field ...
How you ever got to that fantasy .. The only shit you should taste my boy is your own.
Now clear off and get a life!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dee dee

You are a filthy disgusting piece of #%*$.
Your warped mindset is that of a sewer dear boy ,.. Asking a lady to swallow your shite ??.. And yes .. I know you TRULY meant it....
Perhaps you should play muck bag with the pigs in the field ...
How you ever got to that fantasy .. The only shit you should taste my boy is your own.
Now clear off and get a life!

Well, I would lick your ass if you would not oblige me. I always lick the girl's asshole like.

I think that you have started this feud so I will politely ask you again to leave me alone, do not post in my threads or respond to any more of my posts. Thanks love.
07-05-16, 16:16
joe00

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Originally Posted by 2017john

Reading all them messages has really put me off ever visiting an escort, people not washing themselves what the hell like

Just go for an outcall and avoid the filthy bedsheets and occasionally grotty flats. It's usually more expensive but a nicer experience IMO.
07-05-16, 16:21
joe00

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Originally Posted by SophieX

Whatever happened to that chunky joe? :rolleyes:

I am tall and thin, love.
07-05-16, 16:27
joe00

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Originally Posted by SophieX

He probably was too ��

No idea, love.

When will your advert be active again by the way? Do you work in England too? Any active profile there?

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