Hahaha!!!!!
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Hahaha!!!!!
The responses to this thread have been really eye-opening. I cannot believe clients stain the bed sheets with their shitty asses. I am so disgusted and angry after hearing this. You wonderful escorts really do put up with a lot of bullshit: shitty people and shitty asses.
Not to be rude or anything, but if I was guessing who the dirtiest buggers were then farmers would have been at the very top of the list. :D
Nearly all the escorts I 've met will offer you a shower beforehand and if they don't, there will be no problem asking for one. Many also offer one at the end as well. I usually am staying nearby so usually don't waste another 5 or 10 minutes of their time at the end.. Because. I can I shower. about 20 minutes before meeting, sometimes even shower twice. If rimming or something is on the cards shove a finger and soap n and clean properly. If nothing like that is on the cards apply some deodorant to the area(guess what women often like the smell of deodarants sold to women. Clean your belly button thoroughly, it can trap odour. Sometimes if the lady is agreebable, I may not shower if I have just done so, but it is always good policy to do so at her place, it reassures her. If she wishes to use a wet wipe on your cock, let her. Use mouthwash all the time before and at her place. On the way a good idea is to use mints. If after that you have a problem:confused:
a man like a woman should be shaving his pubes all around to his ass. there is so much hair in that region. and if you dont shave it becomes sweaty shitty hair
A shower is a good idea but believe me , there are some guys who aren't capable of washing properly and the 'wet' gick smell is still there.
Yes it's mostly a farmer thing alright ,but I had a very overweight Dublin guy once whose boxers were covered in gick, he dropped them to the floor and ... Ugh .. The back of them covered n it. Can't believe he didn't know.!!! I think it's time to write that book!
Hear hear.
Do you honestly think it's acceptable to visit a lady and have your ass covered in shit?
some girls don't be too clean either and its the ones that talk about others that are the worst offenders, its not very difficult to keep yourself clean
Ahhh the perks of the job!!!
Well if we have learned anything from this thread its that farmers are dirt birds with dirty stinky shite stained arse holes and boxers/ y frontos :)
I'm a farmer and I don't have a dirty arse, no skid marks on the bed when I get motoring with the ladies
you get dirty girls and boys in all occupations so its not right just to target the farmers and i'm not a farmer eirther
Who'd be a farmer? Sh*t happens!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYsL6laTm6k
I didnt say All I was taking about farmers who see escorts. My guess is they dont have a wife or partner and going by the posts on this thread is it any bit of wonder they have to pay for sex seeing they cant wash there arse properly. i mean what girl in there right mind would go out with a dirty arsed farmer for free :)
In all honesty, It's not just farmers. A lot of the farmers I met were absolute gentleman and very clean. But you get one here and there and the odd city boy with the gickky ass. Shocking buy true.
Ssssh dont say that, i was having fun winding them up :)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjiz_alan-partridge-farmer-interview_fun
If this thread has taught use anything its that farmers(not all so calm down genie in a bottle) are incredibly butt hurt about there shite encrusted, dingle berry arseholes. :D