What a guy!
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I personally think is bull to let what admittedly is a very funny but none the less a very confusing review pass, what is he trying to do, be funny and draw attention to himself or do what reviews are supposed to do and that's review the lady and draw attention to her.. As far as reviews are concerned because they stay with a lady and they effect her business they should be held to a higher regard than what someone posts on the forum..
Deedin', at least he's conshistant in the type speech he be usin', says I! :D ;)
It may be funny to some but personally I think it's a disgrace that Patricia would hire Community managers and request the services of moderators to control the scourge of trolls on these boards yet the like of this review is posted without so much as a bat of the eyelid that it could harm the escort and her business, how far back from the progress that was made as far as reviews are concerned has this thrown us?.. Absolute BS IMO
I agree to an extent but anyone reading that review would be more concerned with the mental health of the reviewer. ( I think he is hilarious, but thats just me) At the end of the day many clients never bother to review, and it is a positive review that adds to her review score. The reviewer posted the review with an hour of seeing the lady, and he is complimentary in the main. It is also worth noting that WHC is probably not at all as crass in real life, and this is something he does in a lighthearted manner for his own and our entertainment. There is quite enough censorship here, in my opinion.
Also, here is an example of the work of one of my favourite reviewers in the UK-ncall
Time Spent: 29mins 40sec
Price: 60
Her Place: Sometimes I feel like I've stumbled into a modelling agency rather than a parlour.
Description: Holly is a 24 year-old, 6-foot Brazilian stunner. She is intelligent, speaks impeccable English and has a fine pair of enhanced breasts.
Comments: It was Saturday - time for me to book a woman who conforms to an unrealistic representation of beauty perpetuated by the fashion industry and glossy magazines.
The bedroom door opened and in walked Holly. She had the body of a catwalk model and the face of a super model. She was breathtaking - I had to reach for my inhaler.
We started with a full fat French kiss. I unhooked her bra and sucked her semi-erect nipples. As I was doing this, I tugged her knickers partway down her thighs and caressed her labia. I felt her hand reach down & I expected the usual gentle rebuff to halt any attempt at insertion, so imagine my surprise when she actually guided my hand upwards, encouraging my finger to enter her inner sanctum.
A few moments later, she bent down and treated me to a sensual bout of oral without. She then allowed me to simulate intercourse with her mouth. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and she looked utterly gorgeous.
"You are the most beautiful girl I have ever visited," I said.
"Yeah right, and you've got the biggest cock I've ever seen."
She was a little bit sassy. I liked that.
We moved onto the bed and tried three sexual positions: Missionary, The Boy's On The Side, and Jockey. I parted her cheeks and watched my cock slip in & out of her vagina. Adjacent, her little brown love hole looked irresistible, so I asked, "Shall I stick my finger in your bum?"
To my surprise, she said, "Yes."
I slipped on a glove, applied some lube and gradually eased into her anus. Her shy sphincter hugged my finger in a series of slow sexy contractions. It was quite a turn-on. When I pulled my finger out, I asked, "Do you fancy a Dirty Sanchez?"
"No."
"How about a Portuguese Breakfast?"
"What does that entail?"
"Well, you take 6 eggs and a funnel ..."
"No."
"Chili Rainbow?"
"No."
"Turkish Snow Cone?"
"No."
Holly slipped on a glove, applied some lube and gave me a three-fingered butt fuck. At the same time, she licked my shiny glans and wanked me off. What a sight! What a feeling! Within 20 seconds, my balls tightened, my cock twitched, and a week's worth of man-fat splattered across her face.
An excellent punt.
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Footnote: I regularly praise working girls for their great service, but I rarely praise fellow punters for their great reviews- thank you
Recommended: Yes
Would You Return: Yes
I think that is slightly more interesting than the average.
I will be honest here. If I was not a board regular and didnt know WHC and his posting style, I would ignore the review and assume it was a joke/rubbish.
Most people who read reviews don't read the boards, so they won't be in on the joke. I don't think it's useful to criticise JR for activating it, but now that everyone's had a good laugh I think the best thing would be for whc to write a regular review.