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Thanks naomi - sweetest girl that is in ireland
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sexy naomi
a man who has booked an escort for an outcall to his house in kildare this afternoon is in trouble as the garda is searching for him. He is a very naughty man.:mad:
He pick her up in his car and instead off driven to his home he drove to the country side during half an hour(he told her his home only 15minutes away).
Then when she started asking about where is his home again he told her he has changed his mind and is driving her to the country side instead to have sex in the forest:eek:
She said it is not possible but the man keep driving ahead so she jumped off the car and run away asking for help to the nearest home and the man run off.
She got help and went to the garda to report it!!! She is terrifade but fine:o
i am going to be writing a piece about ireland and it will be covering all the crazy and sick things that are going on there - think that the folk in england thinking of touring that have never been there should know - i get a lot of girls asking me about ireland - until i had agro there, just with some calls though i may add, nothing physical - i thought it was a great place to earn some money in the summer when its quite everywhere else as the europeans seem to go away for the summer........
There are so many horror stories that this poor girl's story will have to be one of them - if anyone goes to escort watch - go see how ireland comes out - top of the heap of guns, knives and scissors - not the sort of place any of my clients have wanted me to go back to and to be honest i dont want to go back their either - too many other countries that are far nicer and much better weather.
As for that lovely lady that said dubai doesn't have trees there - well she is right, boy do they have great weather though - just not great now though as one of my clients told me, of course it is ramadam still just one more day though.
For those of you who have not been to dubai - it has a fake ski slope and its amazing........has to be seen as does the buddha bar........thats the place to be seen and we have one here now so this is going to be the new place i will be taking my clients to that have never been to one.
Take care of yourself naomi and i wish that you were not going to beirut its terrible there, are you still going.......please its a war zone dont go.
Kisses,
liz
Flying low over the Cuckoo's Nest
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Hot Lizzy
Sex in cars went out years ago in London maybe other places its still going on in England i couldn't say........ doubt it though
Hassle is the correct word - in England and all countries there are what are known as time wasters, but the real jackasses of this world are in Ireland.....although saying that there was a girl attacked in Glasgow recently - hospitalised infact - spleen and several ribs etc - real men they were one woman agains 3 men.......fabulously brave!
Scares the shit out of me Ireland and i am not gready enough to want to go to Ireland to come home in a body bag - sorry thats not my thing.
Brenda though is 100% right - you never ever go to a strangers home without first having spent some time with them or just a drink before you go to their homes - asking for trouble there, i would though swiftly add that if you look at the names of the girls that are attacked they are generally girls not from any part of the UK, Auz or Ireland - they are either not as savvy or just naive and really want the money - even if i were to go and meet with someone i would go under my own steam - get my driver to take me if in London........if the address is skanky i wont go if its good i will - if its just a short trip he can wait - if not then he comes back but keeps in touch to make sure that i am safe.
Does this just happen in Ireland - sadly yes is the answer - i wish girls would not go to other mens private residences - who knows they may not of done well on their trip and are desperate...... i wouldn't and i know that all the others wouldnt either.
xxx Liz
Lizzy darling, me thinks you should lay off the sauce. In your own words, I quote "Does this just happen in Ireland - sadly yes is the answer....". Yet you mention an unfortunate incident in Glasgow earlier in your post. Since when is Glasgow part of Ireland? - Maybe it should be, as many Irish people were involved in building the place, but that's a separate issue for another day.
So you've probably inadvertently given offence to the Scots as well now. Tell us also, what are your views on those leek munching, rugby playing Welsh while you're at it. OK, I know those mine workers are a bit grimy and not in your high class, but by Christ can they sing. Even I get a hard-on when they sing "Bread of Heaven", or to give it it's proper title "Guide Me, O Thou Great Redeemer".
I hope Epsilon's post and link has also contributed to your geographical knowledge. Ipswich is part of East Anglia/England. I don't think we have any claim on the place, but we'll be happy to annex Liverpool and it's scousers together with their main football team. Those unfortunate women in Ipswich were not murdered by a 'Paddy'.
What are you going to come out with next to justify your existence? How about a little name dropping to back up your high class status; all the important men that you have entertained while adopting a horizontal stance. I could'nt help noticing your statement on another thread, that 95% of your clients are married men and also that you really love to go to Dubai, a muslim country. Might I suggest, that in future you try Iran or Saudi, also muslim countries, where the bearded brethren are'nt as tolerant as we are and where they have different laws covering adultry.
you make enemies as naturally as soap makes suds
Our country never spawned the likes of,steven wright,peter sutcliffe,alun kyte to name a few,yea real english men with balls who knew how to treat their womenfolk.In your case disrespect cannot be commanded it must be earned,and your going the right way about earning it.
No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment
youv`e made an ass of yourself so many times,do you ever wonder if you are one, or have you been given a brain by mistake,when a spinal chord would suffice.Dont worry wisdom comes to us all someday it might be your turn.:p:p
As an englishman once said god bless you son,i replied he already has he made me an Irishman:D
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