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Ho Ho Ho... Merry christmas to all here. Now is anyone offering any christmas specials today in the south east, like santa i too would very much like to empty my sack!

Husband and wife shopping in the supermarket.. Going thru the off licence department, husband picks up a box of beer and puts it in the trolley. What are you doing shouts his wife. Its 24 bottles of beer at half price, only €20 he replies.. Put that back she cries we cant afford it.. Later on husband spots his wife picking up a €40 jar of face cream.. What are you doing he yells, put it back we surely cant afford that. But, she says, it makes my face look beautiful. He answers, So does 24 bottles ...

Ladies this heat has me all hot and bothered and seriously horny!! I want to visit a lady tonight who will watch some porn with me followed by a steamy session. Wexford or waterford tonight please x x

As someone who has used, and taken considerable pleasure from using, the services of escorts for the last 23 years, i have a suggestion for all the fantastic ladies, in particular, on the escort ireland website, whatabout a massive spring/summer sale.. Just to give something back to us sex-starved-cash- strapped-males.. And also as a way of boosting and encouraging more business. Tesco/dunnes are selling off their easter eggs for in some cases below half price and they have been flat out for the ...