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  1. It's all just a matter of perspective

    I said facetiously, ‘well let’s talk about the Iranian Weapons Program’

    She put down her crayon and replied:

    Why do horses make poohs that are in the shape of a tube?

    And why do sheep make poohs that are the shape of round pellets?

    And why do cows make poohs that are round and flat?

    She had me stumped, I said: ‘I don’t know’

    Little girl: Well why would I talk to you about the Iranian Weapons program if you ...
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  2. Blogging around the Christmas Tree

    On the suggestion of UB40 I have decided to invest some time in listening to my own voice…

    I’m not quite sure what ‘blogging etiquette’ may be so expect me to break every rule in the book and mouth off some very unfashionable faux pas’.

    For instance, I am a huge fan of stand-up comedy. Ed Byrne and Tommy Tiernan are my favourites… I recently caught Jimmy Carr on the old TV and this joke really got me… the theory of this is that you will always remember being highly ...

    Updated 21-12-13 at 21:05 by Nikkita

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