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  1. Three blind mice

    Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
    The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another ...

    Updated 29-05-09 at 22:36 by Patricia

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    Escort Industry Ireland
  2. A little joke foe you all!

    Old hooker in a taxi can't pay her fare so she lifts up her skirt and says "Can I pay with this?"

    "F**k me" says the driver, "haven't you got anything smaller?"

    Updated 29-05-09 at 22:37 by Patricia

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    Escort Industry Ireland
  3. Funny Brothel/Escort jokes please?

    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from the nearest town, doing the kind of things boys and girls do when in a car on a back road some distance from the nearest town.
    Just as things were really hotting up, the girl stopped the young man.
    "I really should have mentioned this earlier" she said.
    "The thing is I'm actually a hooker and I will have to charge you £20 if you want sex."
    Too hot to stop the young man reluctantly paid ...

    Updated 29-05-09 at 22:37 by Patricia

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    Escort Industry Ireland
  4. Most exciting outcall?

    I have often wondered to myself as to what the most exciting outcall an escort has had in Ireland as i have heard a great story about a dublin based escort.
    Her name is Amanda and this outcall took place in June 2002 at the Berkley Court Hotel.The customer/punter no doubt got her mobile number from the www.escort-ireland.com and called her.Amanda stayed overnight with this very wealthy irish building contractor whom incidently had fallen in love at first sight.To cut a long story short this ...

    Updated 29-05-09 at 22:37 by Patricia

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    Escort Industry Ireland
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  5. The best escort website in Ireland!!

    I have to say that www.escort-ireland.com is by far the best escort website in Ireland.Personally i like the way it has various feeds of other escort related websites such as www.escort-watch.com alongside www.escorts.ie and not forgetting the www.escort-england.com www.escort-scotland.com www.escort-wales.com websites. Message boards on www.escort-ireland.com seem to be very busy with irish punters and irish independent escorts posting various comments, not to mention the www.escort-ireland.com ...

    Updated 29-05-09 at 22:36 by Patricia

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    Escort Industry Ireland