samlad
24-02-12, 11:56
Well folks, you read it here first! It has been my pleasure to be able to get in touch with the world's oldest woman of the world's oldest profession... and at 100 years old, there's no sign of her stopping soon either!
Allow me to introduce the very lovely Doris Borg, also known as 'Anzjana Tat-Triq'! :)
http://i.imgur.com/6hhhK.jpg
Read the full article here (http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/)
Sam: Hi Doris, thank you for taking the time out to speak to me.
Doris: Pardon?
Sam: (Slightly louder) Thank you for taking the time out to speak with me!
Doris: Well, my rates are....
Sam: No Doris! Sorry! I'm ringing about the interview for our escort directory!
Doris: Sorry sonny. My hearing's not what it used to be but everything else is still going like clockwork if you get what I mean?
Sam: Err... well I have an inkling! So Doris you're really 100 years old?
Doris: Well I prefer to say 100 years young, dearie.
Sam: I suppose you're as young as you feel, right Doris?
Doris: Hoohoo! And I feel like a 21 year old every time I'm on the game. They say you can't teach on old dog new tricks but I'll bet there's things I could teach you young man.
Sam: Okaaaaaaaay! So Doris, when did you get into working as a sex worker?
Doris: (Long sigh) Well, it's hard to say dearie... I've been on the game for as long as I can remember. My mother was a prostitute, my grandmother was a prostitute and in them days money was tight and you had to make your own fun!
Sam: So you got into it for the money?
Doris: Well, yes and no. If we were low on a pot of sugar and a loaf of bread it was a good way to get some rations. (Chuckles) Also I felt that I had a duty myself to help in the Second Great War. Had it not been for a warm bed and a friendly nudge, our boys might not have been able to infiltrate the Führer's forces and bring the Allied Forces to victory!
Sam: So you feel that you've played your part in the victory of the Second World War?
Doris: Put it this way young man... if you got your oats for breakfast would you not feel like you were going to work with the lead back in your pencil?
Sam: Point taken! Haha! I'm assuming you have no regrets then?
Doris: No, no sonny... in fact if I could go back in time I would do it all again! Eeeeh, all them soldiers!
Sam: Well, great! So tell me Doris, you call yourself 'Anzjana Tat-Triq'... what does that mean?
Doris: If you don't already know, dearie, I am from a place in Malta called Gzia. That name roughly means 'old road' in Maltese which I though was appropriate for me.
Sam: Ah, I see the reference now! Haha! May I ask, do you feel that the younger generation of escorts are a threat to your business?
Doris: Not really sonny. At my age the younger whipper-snappers are intrigued as to what it's like for a 'false teeth removed' service. These young boys do joke about it, but once curiosity gets the better of 'em and they decide to try my services, they never turn back. It's a niche really. I have seen granny sex on the interweb-thingy but there's not much great-great granny sex!
Sam: Well, I haven't really searched the internet for that type of thing but I'll take your word for it! Talking about the internet, you seem to be 'clued' up there.
Doris: I have learned a thing or two in my 'travels' from my many wonderful clients. In fact, this nice young man set up a Facebook web page for me, bless him. We didn't have these fancy computer courses in my day like they do now but I've also been one for 'picking things up on the job' so to speak.
Sam: So Doris, I believe you struggle to get about a bit. How has that affected your 'performance' in the bedroom?
Doris: Well, I'm not getting any younger and I'm not as limber as I used to be but there are certain tricks I can still get up to that would make your head spin!
Sam: Do you want to share any of these 'tricks' with us?
Doris: Eeeeh, young man! If I told you it would be like reading the back page of a book! If you want to know what I can do, get yourself over to Gzira and we'll make a booking for you! (Chuckles)
Sam: I'll leave it to my imagination if that's alright, Doris? Haha! So tell me....
Doris: Sorry lovey... I'll have to stop you there (whistling in the background)... the pot's going and I have some friends coming round from church. I'll have to get the tea made.
Sam: Well, thanks for your time, Doris. The best of luck!
Doris' Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/dorisborganzjana?sk=wall&filter=12
Allow me to introduce the very lovely Doris Borg, also known as 'Anzjana Tat-Triq'! :)
http://i.imgur.com/6hhhK.jpg
Read the full article here (http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/)
Sam: Hi Doris, thank you for taking the time out to speak to me.
Doris: Pardon?
Sam: (Slightly louder) Thank you for taking the time out to speak with me!
Doris: Well, my rates are....
Sam: No Doris! Sorry! I'm ringing about the interview for our escort directory!
Doris: Sorry sonny. My hearing's not what it used to be but everything else is still going like clockwork if you get what I mean?
Sam: Err... well I have an inkling! So Doris you're really 100 years old?
Doris: Well I prefer to say 100 years young, dearie.
Sam: I suppose you're as young as you feel, right Doris?
Doris: Hoohoo! And I feel like a 21 year old every time I'm on the game. They say you can't teach on old dog new tricks but I'll bet there's things I could teach you young man.
Sam: Okaaaaaaaay! So Doris, when did you get into working as a sex worker?
Doris: (Long sigh) Well, it's hard to say dearie... I've been on the game for as long as I can remember. My mother was a prostitute, my grandmother was a prostitute and in them days money was tight and you had to make your own fun!
Sam: So you got into it for the money?
Doris: Well, yes and no. If we were low on a pot of sugar and a loaf of bread it was a good way to get some rations. (Chuckles) Also I felt that I had a duty myself to help in the Second Great War. Had it not been for a warm bed and a friendly nudge, our boys might not have been able to infiltrate the Führer's forces and bring the Allied Forces to victory!
Sam: So you feel that you've played your part in the victory of the Second World War?
Doris: Put it this way young man... if you got your oats for breakfast would you not feel like you were going to work with the lead back in your pencil?
Sam: Point taken! Haha! I'm assuming you have no regrets then?
Doris: No, no sonny... in fact if I could go back in time I would do it all again! Eeeeh, all them soldiers!
Sam: Well, great! So tell me Doris, you call yourself 'Anzjana Tat-Triq'... what does that mean?
Doris: If you don't already know, dearie, I am from a place in Malta called Gzia. That name roughly means 'old road' in Maltese which I though was appropriate for me.
Sam: Ah, I see the reference now! Haha! May I ask, do you feel that the younger generation of escorts are a threat to your business?
Doris: Not really sonny. At my age the younger whipper-snappers are intrigued as to what it's like for a 'false teeth removed' service. These young boys do joke about it, but once curiosity gets the better of 'em and they decide to try my services, they never turn back. It's a niche really. I have seen granny sex on the interweb-thingy but there's not much great-great granny sex!
Sam: Well, I haven't really searched the internet for that type of thing but I'll take your word for it! Talking about the internet, you seem to be 'clued' up there.
Doris: I have learned a thing or two in my 'travels' from my many wonderful clients. In fact, this nice young man set up a Facebook web page for me, bless him. We didn't have these fancy computer courses in my day like they do now but I've also been one for 'picking things up on the job' so to speak.
Sam: So Doris, I believe you struggle to get about a bit. How has that affected your 'performance' in the bedroom?
Doris: Well, I'm not getting any younger and I'm not as limber as I used to be but there are certain tricks I can still get up to that would make your head spin!
Sam: Do you want to share any of these 'tricks' with us?
Doris: Eeeeh, young man! If I told you it would be like reading the back page of a book! If you want to know what I can do, get yourself over to Gzira and we'll make a booking for you! (Chuckles)
Sam: I'll leave it to my imagination if that's alright, Doris? Haha! So tell me....
Doris: Sorry lovey... I'll have to stop you there (whistling in the background)... the pot's going and I have some friends coming round from church. I'll have to get the tea made.
Sam: Well, thanks for your time, Doris. The best of luck!
Doris' Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/dorisborganzjana?sk=wall&filter=12