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sperminater
07-06-11, 08:20
You heard it here first punting 3 times a week sometimes duo's it's an expensive hobby do the maths. So do I give it up I thaught so I sat down and worked it out.
Yes I got it I smoke a habit not a hobby it makes you slowdown, unhealthy,smell and will kill you.
Drink makes you fat gives you a headache and slows you down.
Punting makes you fit, happy, stress relief, increases bloodflow.
In conclusion my findings are give up smoking save a lot of cash, give up drinking Monday to Friday save a lot of cash.
Punt only twice a week Duo once a month if you follow these simple rules punting will add years to your life and you'll make 20euro a week so never never STOP punting it's the new fitness without straing the body( well sometimes)

mutley
07-06-11, 08:59
Agree with you there Spermy , I often ponder the fact that if it is sex one wants it definately makes more economical sense to punt rather than have a regular girlfriend.

doodlebug
07-06-11, 10:10
Now that is the type of economic thinking you can't argue with. My issue is I never smoked or drank so where do I make the savings to afford the punting!!!! I have asked Eddie Hobbs but he is ignoring my emails, LOL

El Gordo
07-06-11, 10:12
My issue is I never smoked or drank so where do I make the savings to afford the punting!!!!

Live in a cardboard box?

doodlebug
07-06-11, 10:20
Live in a cardboard box?

That is already the only option available with the financial institutions chasing my ass!!!

mutley
07-06-11, 10:38
That is already the only option available with the financial institutions chasing my ass!!!

Cant you leave a cold trail by creating a new profile ? :D:D

doodlebug
07-06-11, 10:40
Cant you leave a cold trail by creating a new profile ? :D:D


Thinking of fleeing the country translating my name into Irish and starting again, but would miss all the lovely girls on EI

mutley
07-06-11, 10:44
As E-I is so cosmopolitan surely you would find those lovely girls wherever you hang your hat ,
hold on a mo , do you want a travelling companion ? heh heh

doodlebug
07-06-11, 10:54
As E-I is so cosmopolitan surely you would find those lovely girls wherever you hang your hat ,
hold on a mo , do you want a travelling companion ? heh heh

Hmmm you have a point...not good to stay just for the escorts, ha ha. I expect I would find a companion wherever I hang my hat...hmmm time to think of what nationalities I find most attractive, lol

mutley
07-06-11, 11:04
Of all my places of world travel , my choice to Finnish up in would be Helsinki , the girls/women there are second to none and so friendly. Shame its effin freezin there most of the time.

doodlebug
07-06-11, 11:26
Of all my places of world travel , my choice to Finnish up in would be Helsinki , the girls/women there are second to none and so friendly. Shame its effin freezin there most of the time.


South America has the climate and the women, might head to the sun, although cold temperatures all the more reason to stay under the covers, LOL

john connor
07-06-11, 11:56
i am actually cutting down on food, its a great incentive to loose weight also

doodlebug
07-06-11, 12:20
i am actually cutting down on food, its a great incentive to loose weight also

Love it, another economic secret, my troubles are over...

Cable87
07-06-11, 13:08
Of all my places of world travel , my choice to Finnish up in would be Helsinki , the girls/women there are second to none and so friendly. Shame its effin freezin there most of the time.

Got to agree with you there! I've got myself a 23 year old Finnish blonde at the moment, and she's stunning! But what's really interesting is the fact that, desptite her being really beautiful, is that she's really kind of in the 'average' category for the standards over there! I've been over to Finland twice now, and the ladies are looking better all the time! Got to get over in the summer so I can see them in skimpy clothes instead of winter gear! :D

sperminater
07-06-11, 13:48
Now that is the type of economic thinking you can't argue with. My issue is I never smoked or drank so where do I make the savings to afford the punting!!!! I have asked Eddie Hobbs but he is ignoring my emails, LOL

Forget about Hobbs he's in it for financial gain telling you to drive easy checking phone bills etc. Punting is a way if life you'll find the cash talk to your manhood he is wise in the ways of pleasure but remember he's an impulse buyer so be carefull, he can find ways and means to a conclusion... He never let's me down

Cable87
07-06-11, 14:40
Forget about Hobbs he's in it for financial gain telling you to drive easy checking phone bills etc. Punting is a way if life you'll find the cash talk to your manhood he is wise in the ways of pleasure but remember he's an impulse buyer so be carefull, he can find ways and means to a conclusion... He never let's me down

Exactly! I'm the same as some of the other lads int that I'm not a drinker or a smoker, nor really a big spender when it comes to most things. I punt occasionally when money permits and it's been awhile without sex. Your plan is sound Sperminator! ;)

mellors
07-06-11, 16:24
My problem is, that after sex, I like to relax a bit with a ciggie and a glass of red. Looks like the only saving is to walk to appointments !

Rodney69
07-06-11, 17:20
You heard it here first punting 3 times a week sometimes duo's it's an expensive hobby do the maths. So do I give it up I thaught so I sat down and worked it out.
Yes I got it I smoke a habit not a hobby it makes you slowdown, unhealthy,smell and will kill you.
Drink makes you fat gives you a headache and slows you down.
Punting makes you fit, happy, stress relief, increases bloodflow.
In conclusion my findings are give up smoking save a lot of cash, give up drinking Monday to Friday save a lot of cash.
Punt only twice a week Duo once a month if you follow these simple rules punting will add years to your life and you'll make 20euro a week so never never STOP punting it's the new fitness without straing the body( well sometimes)

A friend of mine was telling me he spends €400 / month smoking. When I heard that it cheered me up. I'd prefer the enjoyment I get for my €400

royaler
07-06-11, 18:01
You heard it here first punting 3 times a week sometimes duo's it's an expensive hobby do the maths. So do I give it up I thaught so I sat down and worked it out.
Yes I got it I smoke a habit not a hobby it makes you slowdown, unhealthy,smell and will kill you.
Drink makes you fat gives you a headache and slows you down.
Punting makes you fit, happy, stress relief, increases bloodflow.
In conclusion my findings are give up smoking save a lot of cash, give up drinking Monday to Friday save a lot of cash.
Punt only twice a week Duo once a month if you follow these simple rules punting will add years to your life and you'll make 20euro a week so never never STOP punting it's the new fitness without straing the body( well sometimes)

Having similar thoughts myself Sperminator. Financial strain is getting worse gradually. I don't overspend on drink and I don't smoke at all - so there's not much to be saved there. But I sure am hooked on this punting game - there are so many gorgeous ladies on this site. Therefore in terms of priorities, punting is way up there. After years of denial, its a new lease of life for me. I think Kris Kristofferson once sang about "lots of pretty girls that I ain't kissed and lots of pretty thoughts that I ain't thunk"! That's me these days.
So back to priorities - been paying insurance for years and really its only going to benefit those I leave behind. Now my idea of heaven is Cindy and Alice and Fiona and Elvira and Nicky and Anny Mary and Sheila and Juliana and ...... but for now I think I'm better of seeing them in this life!!!! So what do ye think ...... punting over insurance???????