View Full Version : Looking for an escort that can use a strap-on PROPERLY!
I've been with a few escorts and they don't use much lube, or they don't actually have strap-ons even though their ad says they do, or they try to force in in too fast etc. Is there anyone in Dublin that knows how to use them!? Preferably someone that's a but curvy!
Cheers
Yes, me! I have lots of different sized anal toys, and two different sized strap ons.
And as for lube, I have succesfully gotten my fist in someone's ass before and you don't manage that without plenty of ky and patience.
All I ask is that a person lets me know thats what they want when they book, so I can ensure I have surgical gloves etc. With me!
Ah, but are you in dublin right now?
amusablecashew
24-06-07, 17:51
Appoline do you like anal play on you.
Dubguy, no, back on the 8th July, sorry didn't realise you mean now.
Amus, no, exit only thanks!
Yes, me! I have lots of different sized anal toys, and two different sized strap ons.
And as for lube, I have succesfully gotten my fist in someone's ass before and you don't manage that without plenty of ky and patience.
All I ask is that a person lets me know thats what they want when they book, so I can ensure I have surgical gloves etc. With me!
I'm not interested in the fisting but I'd love to try the strap-on. Ever visit Limerick?
Hey Appoline, do you use poppers when using the strap-on? Well, not you, but the client?
Hello, no, no poppers allowed anywhere near me, sorry!
so no one uses poppers? :(
I can't answer for anyone, but I certainly don't allow them in my presence!
I am just wondering Appoline if you actually know what poppers are as your reaction would suggest to me that you may not ........... ???
Paws
Yeah, they're available in any sex shop. Nothing too serious click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers)
:eek: Thanks lads, I am fully aware of both where one might obtain amyl nitrate, and what poppers are, having inhaled them enough times to be sure that the vile screaming headache they gave me, even from feet away, was not a one off.
I also know what cigarettes and cocaine are, despite the fact I do not partake in them either. ;)
Well you didn't know what a face dildo was, so we can't be too sure:D
I've learnt, best you come and see! :D
Appoline
"Thanks lads, I am fully aware of both where one might obtain amyl nitrate, and what poppers are, having inhaled them enough times to be sure that the vile screaming headache they gave me, even from feet away, was not a one off.
I also know what cigarettes and cocaine are, despite the fact I do not partake in them either."
Well the headache thing explains what would otherwise seem an over-reaction to poppers which are quite harmless ............. but comparing cocaine to poppers?!?!?! That is just strange Appoline ................
:eek: Thanks lads, I am fully aware of both where one might obtain amyl nitrate, and what poppers are, having inhaled them enough times to be sure that the vile screaming headache they gave me, even from feet away, was not a one off.
I know that one! Even just being in the same room is enough to make your head throb like a bollock in a mangle. Lots of ladies complain of a severe headache that can last for hours afterwards, seemingly more severely affected than men.
Heather x
I wasn't comparing anything to poppers as a similie, I was using a metaphor to describe the situation that partaking in a thing not is not neseccary to have knowledge of it.
I wasn't having a go Appoline, it's just your reaction to the mention of poppers seemed to me to be way over the top considering the relative harmlessness of them so I was genuinely curious if you thought they might be something else ................ now I know you just don't like them as they give you headaches. That's fair enough and I can understand how you feel as my girlfriend sometimes has the same effect on me!! :-D
Paws
ps nice avator heather ........ its just a pity the ass isn't yours!! ;-)
Rofl! Once when I was about 15 and off my tits at a new years party, someone told me to drink them, and I nearly did.
I was stopped in time, but rather than delicately wafting them, I thought i'd stick the bottle up my nose and inhale really deeply. :eek:
That was the beginning and end of my dealings with them!
Have been unlucky enough to be within smell of them since, and can;t stand them still! :p
Lads, Just be aware of using poppers in conjunction with Viagra...
Studies suggest that taking Viagra with nitrites could cause a serious decrease in blood pressure, leading to fainting, stroke, or even heart attack
Heather x
Jesus heather!! Don't ruin the party for the rest of us .............. we kids need some fun in our lives while your sitting at home playing it safe knitting and drinking cocoa!! :-D
Paws