View Full Version : Street prostitution in Dublin - is there much going on?
curiousdub
14-09-09, 17:05
Really just wondering about Street prostitution in general. I know there's a "Street Prostitution" forum but it's very quiet so I thought I'd post here.
Where exactly are the strongholds? Fitzwilliam Square?
Is Benburb Street still a place they hang out or is it more around Smithfield?
How safe is it? Are the girls much cheaper? Are they more likely to be drug addicts? Are they also a lot cheaper?
kerry lad in town
14-09-09, 17:07
dont know i from kerry:eek:
Most street girls are junkies.
So you are taking your life in your hands.
Yes its cheaper. But you get what you pay for.
Save your money and go see a proper escort.
If its cheaper your lookin for curiousdub,Dublin is now littered with chineese wank shops now at very reasonable prices............
curiousdub
16-09-09, 01:45
If its cheaper your lookin for curiousdub,Dublin is now littered with chineese wank shops now at very reasonable prices............
Really? Where??? and how do you ask for happy endings???!!!
i`m wondering if anyone has the definative guide to chinese wank shops as the topic rarely comes up on this site;)
cockadoodledo
16-09-09, 16:50
i`m wondering if anyone has the definative guide to chinese wank shops as the topic rarely comes up on this site;)
check indublin.com
In Dublin | Adult Classifieds | Buy & Sell, Employment & Personals (http://www.indublin.com/classifieds)
:cool:
curiousdub
18-09-09, 19:46
Someone said before that there were srteet girls down around Smithfield - anyone know where precisely?
I was parked in a car park just behind O'Connell st a few ago.
(As you turn on to parnell st, hang a sharp left down a narrow street and the car parks 40-50 yards down this street)
Anyway as I got back to my car I found this old dude sitting on the bonnet of my f**king car getting a hand job of this little Chinese girl... the durty fuckers!:D
This is a busy enough car park so I'm sure I wasn't the only one to see them!
Most street girls are junkies.
So you are taking your life in your hands.
Yes its cheaper. But you get what you pay for.
Save your money and go see a proper escort.
Like your attitude there;) So when are you cuming to see me:D
Most street girls are junkies.
So you are taking your life in your hands.
Yes its cheaper. But you get what you pay for.
Save your money and go see a proper escort.
I would agree with you on this point, dirty drugs :mad:
Really just wondering about Street prostitution in general. I know there's a "Street Prostitution" forum but it's very quiet so I thought I'd post here.
Where exactly are the strongholds? Fitzwilliam Square?
Is Benburb Street still a place they hang out or is it more around Smithfield?
How safe is it? Are the girls much cheaper? Are they more likely to be drug addicts? Are they also a lot cheaper?
There is virtually no street action in Dublin, you are about 10 years too late my friend.
You can get "lucky" and find the odd street girl in the abour hill and mount street vicinity.
A lot of them are addicted to either drugs or drink, furthermore especially around Arbour hill you have if seen picking one up a good chance of been stopped by the Gardai and summonsed under the 1993 section 7 sexual offenses act. Also as they are on drugs you have a good chance of been mugged in your own car. If you still want some street action fire ahead, but personally I would pay €100 on this site for a far superior service.
Someone said before that there were srteet girls down around Smithfield - anyone know where precisely?
No nowhere in Smithfield.
It was once a hangout.
If you ask a girl in Smithfield now you run the risk of being reported by some innocent girl you have propositioned and being done under the Act quoted above.
Happy street action lads
Like your attitude there;) So when are you cuming to see me:D
Anna you are fantastic.
You manage to get an advertisement for your services in the Street Prostitution.
I would take my hat off to you if I had one
blankmannn
15-10-09, 09:43
I tell you what, there is a cracking looking street hooker on mespil rd, I'm often tempted to pull over and gi'er whatfor but I live, work and socialise in the area. She seems to be there irregularly but she doesn't look like a junkie (I've driven by a few times on my way to the shops, petrol station, Xtravision etc) she looks eastern european to me and wears 'classy' thigh high boots.
I'd love to get a slice of that pie, but the embarrassment of being arrested in my merc in front of all my neighbours would just be a little too much to bear.
blankmannn, that sounds like J to me she's from South Africa.
Smartys tip. Park your Merc a dicrete distance from her perch.
Then walk by and have a quick chat with her, no hassle here as you can always say she was asking you the time or something.
Then arrange for her to get into your shiny Merc 5 mins walk away.
Not 100% guarentee against you being collered, but it does minimise the risk.
blankmannn
15-10-09, 13:59
yeah, I've thought through it a few times, maybe it is the same girl, brunette, shortish but in great shape.
I actually thought getting her phone number and arranging to meet her elsewhere would be a better idea but I think she shall remain forbidden fruit.
Still, she looks in surprisingly good shape for a street girl, most of the girls I have seen walking the streets have been off their mash on ecstasy pipes, or similar.
yeah, I've thought through it a few times, maybe it is the same girl, brunette, shortish but in great shape.
I actually thought getting her phone number and arranging to meet her elsewhere would be a better idea but I think she shall remain forbidden fruit.
Still, she looks in surprisingly good shape for a street girl, most of the girls I have seen walking the streets have been off their mash on ecstasy pipes, or similar.
Go on, do it . you know you want to.
lads she s pissed most of the time always seems to have a can in her hand
blankmannn
19-10-09, 09:44
lads she s pissed most of the time always seems to have a can in her hand
lovely, should be able to get her at a knockdown rate then lol
lovely, should be able to get her at a knockdown rate then lol
offer her some yellow pack tins of lager, and this should produce the desired effect.. if you want to be reet cheeky, you could buy some bottles, siphon some of the beer out of one of them, and fill it with your cock porridge, then get a sense of satisfaction as you watch her drink it... job done
lads she s pissed most of the time always seems to have a can in her hand
Don't know if the same girl you are referring to,
But the night I picked up J.
No drink problem
Near the Burlington last night.
Seen a chick in a mini and thigh high boots.
However was not the south African J.
Was a Dub and I reckon was around the block a few times.
So I figure we could have our wires crossed here based on the boots.
It was nearly 10 months ago when I encountered J, so she may be off the scene.
blankmannn
21-10-09, 14:26
Near the Burlington last night.
Seen a chick in a mini and thigh high boots.
However was not the south African J.
Was a Dub and I reckon was around the block a few times.
So I figure we could have our wires crossed here based on the boots.
It was nearly 10 months ago when I encountered J, so she may be off the scene.
well, as I said, I work and live in the surrounding areas and have a very high interest in the local girls, when I was a younger man I would often drive around getting £30 blowjobs and the like, long before the motherfucking po-po added all them cameras, this girl I'm talking about looks well smart for a street girl, I tell you what, I'd hit it from all angles, do it backwards, upwards, insideoutwards. Really makes me want to move to Berlin, where you can literally do whatever the fuck you want and the police will just give you a handshake.
Love the berlin po-po I do, cool people who really love Irish people, especially if you have a ilittle german
well, as I said, I work and live in the surrounding areas and have a very high interest in the local girls, when I was a younger man I would often drive around getting £30 blowjobs and the like, long before the motherfucking po-po added all them cameras, this girl I'm talking about looks well smart for a street girl, I tell you what, I'd hit it from all angles, do it backwards, upwards, insideoutwards. Really makes me want to move to Berlin, where you can literally do whatever the fuck you want and the police will just give you a handshake.
Love the berlin po-po I do, cool people who really love Irish people, especially if you have a ilittle german
yes indeed the germans are a wonderful race.. just dont mention the 2 world wars they started eh ? chortle chortle
blankmannn
21-10-09, 15:36
yes indeed the germans are a wonderful race.. just dont mention the 2 world wars they started eh ? chortle chortle
the germans didn't start the world wars, the nazi's started the second one, the germans are merely to blame for the first. Incidentally, most people blame the 'guilt clause' which was featured in the treaty of versailles as one of the major factors for starting the second world war. It wasn't until the treaty of rome several years later that it became apparent that the european superpowers had learned their lesson and devised the EC. The main objective of this new community was to prevent world wars from occurring.
well, as I said, I work and live in the surrounding areas and have a very high interest in the local girls, when I was a younger man I would often drive around getting £30 blowjobs and the like, long before the motherfucking po-po added all them cameras, this girl I'm talking about looks well smart for a street girl, I tell you what, I'd hit it from all angles, do it backwards, upwards, insideoutwards. Really makes me want to move to Berlin, where you can literally do whatever the fuck you want and the police will just give you a handshake.
Love the berlin po-po I do, cool people who really love Irish people, especially if you have a ilittle german
Ahh.
Dublin in the rare o'l times.
There was a time you could get 20 girls working the Baggot Street area, some of them crackers.
Alas sadly not so anymore.
I know what you mean Blankers, I was in Antwerp a while back.
Plently of pussy in the windows for €40-50.
The police patrol the area but are only there for security, they don't bat an eyelid at the punters.
Pussy Paradise.
Ahh.
Dublin in the rare o'l times.
There was a time you could get 20 girls working the Baggot Street area, some of them crackers.
Alas sadly not so anymore.
I know what you mean Blankers, I was in Antwerp a while back.
Plently of pussy in the windows for €40-50.
The police patrol the area but are only there for security, they don't bat an eyelid at the punters.
Pussy Paradise.
there must be nothing better than stroking oneself into a "lady of the nights" mouth while being observed by the filth, t'would definitely tip me over the edge and bring me to the point where i would fill said ladies boots with custard...
there must be nothing better than stroking oneself into a "lady of the nights" mouth while being observed by the filth, t'would definitely tip me over the edge and bring me to the point where i would fill said ladies boots with custard...
Its all quite private, the ladies are in the windows.
You pick one and go into a room to get a good shag the Police are outside.
Great arrangement.
Villa Tinto is the biggest brothel in Europe in Antwerp and the cops have a cop station in the building.
Lot of 'Ol ones in villa tinto though
blankmannn
22-10-09, 11:29
Its all quite private, the ladies are in the windows.
You pick one and go into a room to get a good shag the Police are outside.
Great arrangement.
Villa Tinto is the biggest brothel in Europe in Antwerp and the cops have a cop station in the building.
Lot of 'Ol ones in villa tinto though
same deal in Brussels, of course, brussels is a fucking shithole full of amazing buildings and thieving fucks
Its all quite private, the ladies are in the windows.
You pick one and go into a room to get a good shag the Police are outside.
Great arrangement.
Villa Tinto is the biggest brothel in Europe in Antwerp and the cops have a cop station in the building.
Lot of 'Ol ones in villa tinto though
cant you just stand outside the window and pull yourself assunder until you put your war face on, and your double barrelled cock porridge gun pours forth its contents onto the window ? will save you a few quid, and you wont get beaten up by the filth, as they will probably want to lick the window clean.
blankmannn
22-10-09, 13:11
cant you just stand outside the window and pull yourself assunder until you put your war face on, and your double barrelled cock porridge gun pours forth its contents onto the window ? will save you a few quid, and you wont get beaten up by the filth, as they will probably want to lick the window clean.
them mainland europeans....sickening the stuff that goes through their mind
them mainland europeans....sickening the stuff that goes through their mind
r, bloody johnny foreigners, coming over here and raping our jobs and that..
blankmannn
22-10-09, 13:28
r, bloody johnny foreigners, coming over here and raping our jobs and that..
they tooook orrrrrrrr juubbbzzzzzzzzzzz
http://kevinfamous.com/Videos/they%20took%20er%20jobs.jpg
they tooook orrrrrrrr juubbbzzzzzzzzzzz
http://kevinfamous.com/Videos/they%20took%20er%20jobs.jpg
fnahh, fnahh
cant you just stand outside the window and pull yourself assunder until you put your war face on, and your double barrelled cock porridge gun pours forth its contents onto the window ? will save you a few quid, and you wont get beaten up by the filth, as they will probably want to lick the window clean.
In fairness you would be arrested for that.
Best to go in spend €40-50 and get the real thing.
Although I have to say I did see a drunk pulling himself off outside a window once, it was a funny sight
In fairness you would be arrested for that.
Best to go in spend €40-50 and get the real thing.
Although I have to say I did see a drunk pulling himself off outside a window once, it was a funny sight
that was probably me.. did he have a massive cock and look like a male model ?
I was in Glasgow in July last year and before i left Ireland i did a few searches of local escorts etc in the area. Found one massage parlour on the internet which i found fairly easily when i was there. Thought i was only going to get a full massage and maybe a wank or something but it was great to get such a good ride. Litterally 2 minutes walk from Glasgow Central Station. I paid an entrance fee of about £18 sterling or thereabouts, which covered u for half an hour, and there was 4 or 5 lovely Scottish/English girls (mid 20's to mid-late 30's) sitting about on the sofa watching t.v. drinking tea, and i was asked to choose whichever one i wanted. I actually wanted to ride the gorgeous mature type lady on the door (mid 40's, brunette, big tits u know urself) there was a girl there in her late 20's with fucking huge tits, massive fucking jugs, something nearly like Jordan's, i'd say they were maybe fake but she looked great. Picked a lovely girl about 35 or 36 yr old, average slim build, nice small-medium size tits which suited her frame perfectly. Something like you'd see in tesco walking around doing shopping with one or two young kids about 8/10 year old age kids, throwing Corn Flakes and Milk chocolate digestive biscuits and Whiskas (for her Pussy!! LOL) into the big trolley, then after paying for it going to their big people-carrier car like a Ford Galaxy or a Mitsubishi type people carrier, or even better- the one's who drive new big BMW or Merc or Land/Range Rovers jeeps, and u know that her arse has been fucked so hard so many times to get her this far in life, driving a lovely machine like that LOL ha ha, anyway, she was that sort of MILF. She was great. As it is a massage parlour she started off giving me a great massage for a good 5 or 10 minutes, then after getting to know each other a bit and after all the small talk, on with the rubber johnny and 2 beautiful experienced red/pink lips were wrapped around my cock going up and down sucking and blowing on it and a gasping tongue was licking around it professionally, balls aswell, great head, then i licked her lovely pussy enjoying myself. I banged her for a while and then she got up, i lay on the bed (with my back against the bed obviously) and she sat on top of me and started jumping and bouncing up and down on top of me which was great. Then i turned her over for a bit more missionary and came in the durex in her lovely tight pussy. It was £60 for the massage and the fuck for a full 30 minutes which i paid the lady for right after i got dressed again in the room. I gave her 70 cos she was so good and lovely and wonderful and i'd love to do her again. I would not hesitate about going there again, as soon as i get off the train i'll be turning the corner to have lovely M%"£* bouncing hard reverse cowgirl style on the end of my knob, she was a great shag. I hope she's still there next time i visit. It was my one and only ever time to visit Scotland and i was hoping to go in August or early Septemeber just gone but its not going to be this year, hopefully next summer or earlier if i can. I'd 'jump' at the chance (if u excuse the pun LOL)
I was in Glasgow in July last year and before i left Ireland i did a few searches of local escorts etc in the area. Found one massage parlour on the internet which i found fairly easily when i was there. Thought i was only going to get a full massage and maybe a wank or something but it was great to get such a good ride. Litterally 2 minutes walk from Glasgow Central Station. I paid an entrance fee of about £18 sterling or thereabouts, which covered u for half an hour, and there was 4 or 5 lovely Scottish/English girls (mid 20's to mid-late 30's) sitting about on the sofa watching t.v. drinking tea, and i was asked to choose whichever one i wanted. I actually wanted to ride the gorgeous mature type lady on the door (mid 40's, brunette, big tits u know urself) there was a girl there in her late 20's with fucking huge tits, massive fucking jugs, something nearly like Jordan's, i'd say they were maybe fake but she looked great. Picked a lovely girl about 35 or 36 yr old, average slim build, nice small-medium size tits which suited her frame perfectly. Something like you'd see in tesco walking around doing shopping with one or two young kids about 8/10 year old age kids, throwing Corn Flakes and Milk chocolate digestive biscuits and Whiskas (for her Pussy!! LOL) into the big trolley, then after paying for it going to their big people-carrier car like a Ford Galaxy or a Mitsubishi type people carrier, or even better- the one's who drive new big BMW or Merc or Land/Range Rovers jeeps, and u know that her arse has been fucked so hard so many times to get her this far in life, driving a lovely machine like that LOL ha ha, anyway, she was that sort of MILF. She was great. As it is a massage parlour she started off giving me a great massage for a good 5 or 10 minutes, then after getting to know each other a bit and after all the small talk, on with the rubber johnny and 2 beautiful experienced red/pink lips were wrapped around my cock going up and down sucking and blowing on it and a gasping tongue was licking around it professionally, balls aswell, great head, then i licked her lovely pussy enjoying myself. I banged her for a while and then she got up, i lay on the bed (with my back against the bed obviously) and she sat on top of me and started jumping and bouncing up and down on top of me which was great. Then i turned her over for a bit more missionary and came in the durex in her lovely tight pussy. It was £60 for the massage and the fuck for a full 30 minutes which i paid the lady for right after i got dressed again in the room. I gave her 70 cos she was so good and lovely and wonderful and i'd love to do her again. I would not hesitate about going there again, as soon as i get off the train i'll be turning the corner to have lovely M%"£* bouncing hard reverse cowgirl style on the end of my knob, she was a great shag. I hope she's still there next time i visit. It was my one and only ever time to visit Scotland and i was hoping to go in August or early Septemeber just gone but its not going to be this year, hopefully next summer or earlier if i can. I'd 'jump' at the chance (if u excuse the pun LOL)
ha ha .. excellent post.. the only problem with that massage parlour is that, if you want to go there, you have to go to scotland.... i dont really know anyone who would pay to go there.. having said that, next time i see a milf walking around tescos with 2.4 kids and a huge shopping trolley of packages of flakes of cork and possibly rice krispies, i will run out into the car park and blow my magic beans up the exhaust of the nearest BMW X5 or suitable alternative.. i wont be going anywhere near the mitsubishi people carriers, as they are normally driven by "immigrants" who get them free off the government, by saying they are being racially abused, when really they are just to bastard lazy to walk down to the shops to buy their day to day groceries..
dumbledore
23-10-09, 09:34
I was in Glasgow in July last year and before i left Ireland i did a few searches of local escorts etc in the area. Found one massage parlour on the internet which i found fairly easily when i was there. Thought i was only going to get a full massage and maybe a wank or something but it was great to get such a good ride. Litterally 2 minutes walk from Glasgow Central Station. I paid an entrance fee of about £18 sterling or thereabouts, which covered u for half an hour, and there was 4 or 5 lovely Scottish/English girls (mid 20's to mid-late 30's) sitting about on the sofa watching t.v. drinking tea, and i was asked to choose whichever one i wanted. I actually wanted to ride the gorgeous mature type lady on the door (mid 40's, brunette, big tits u know urself) there was a girl there in her late 20's with fucking huge tits, massive fucking jugs, something nearly like Jordan's, i'd say they were maybe fake but she looked great. Picked a lovely girl about 35 or 36 yr old, average slim build, nice small-medium size tits which suited her frame perfectly. Something like you'd see in tesco walking around doing shopping with one or two young kids about 8/10 year old age kids, throwing Corn Flakes and Milk chocolate digestive biscuits and Whiskas (for her Pussy!! LOL) into the big trolley, then after paying for it going to their big people-carrier car like a Ford Galaxy or a Mitsubishi type people carrier, or even better- the one's who drive new big BMW or Merc or Land/Range Rovers jeeps, and u know that her arse has been fucked so hard so many times to get her this far in life, driving a lovely machine like that LOL ha ha, anyway, she was that sort of MILF. She was great. As it is a massage parlour she started off giving me a great massage for a good 5 or 10 minutes, then after getting to know each other a bit and after all the small talk, on with the rubber johnny and 2 beautiful experienced red/pink lips were wrapped around my cock going up and down sucking and blowing on it and a gasping tongue was licking around it professionally, balls aswell, great head, then i licked her lovely pussy enjoying myself. I banged her for a while and then she got up, i lay on the bed (with my back against the bed obviously) and she sat on top of me and started jumping and bouncing up and down on top of me which was great. Then i turned her over for a bit more missionary and came in the durex in her lovely tight pussy. It was £60 for the massage and the fuck for a full 30 minutes which i paid the lady for right after i got dressed again in the room. I gave her 70 cos she was so good and lovely and wonderful and i'd love to do her again. I would not hesitate about going there again, as soon as i get off the train i'll be turning the corner to have lovely M%"£* bouncing hard reverse cowgirl style on the end of my knob, she was a great shag. I hope she's still there next time i visit. It was my one and only ever time to visit Scotland and i was hoping to go in August or early Septemeber just gone but its not going to be this year, hopefully next summer or earlier if i can. I'd 'jump' at the chance (if u excuse the pun LOL)
Reading this brought me back to a time when there was numerous Massage Parlours in Dublin, all advertised in the In Dublin magazine, with phone no.s and addresses. Most of these were staffed by Irish Ladies, unlike todays Escorts. Ah yes happy days. My own fav. was in South William St.
Reading this brought me back to a time when there was numerous Massage Parlours in Dublin, all advertised in the In Dublin magazine, with phone no.s and addresses. Most of these were staffed by Irish Ladies, unlike todays Escorts. Ah yes happy days. My own fav. was in South William St.
ah yes i remember it well.. those were the days when 60 drinking vouchers got you your whole weeks wages, and a ride on a pony!! brings back such memories of popping into the spar just off baggot street bridge and purchasing said mag, then ringing around the brothels so as to decide which "discerning lady" i would shoot point blank with my double barreled cock porridge gun...
blankmannn
23-10-09, 12:46
ah yes i remember it well.. those were the days when 60 drinking vouchers got you your whole weeks wages, and a ride on a pony!! brings back such memories of popping into the spar just off baggot street bridge and purchasing said mag, then ringing around the brothels so as to decide which "discerning lady" i would shoot point blank with my double barreled cock porridge gun...
I love brothels, I feel more at home there than I do at home, which, strangly enough...is where I live! mad!:confused:
dumbledore
23-10-09, 19:12
ah yes i remember it well.. those were the days when 60 drinking vouchers got you your whole weeks wages, and a ride on a pony!! brings back such memories of popping into the spar just off baggot street bridge and purchasing said mag, then ringing around the brothels so as to decide which "discerning lady" i would shoot point blank with my double barreled cock porridge gun...
.....And don't forget the 20 major
Reading this brought me back to a time when there was numerous Massage Parlours in Dublin, all advertised in the In Dublin magazine, with phone no.s and addresses. Most of these were staffed by Irish Ladies, unlike todays Escorts. Ah yes happy days. My own fav. was in South William St.
Fuckin wish these were brought back into operation again, there is still an awful lot of lovely irish pussy that i would love to meet:D
Going back 10 years Baggot Street and Benburb Street were thriving.
Not all the girls were on Drink/Drugs.
Benburb St you often got a number girls on a Saturday night who would turn one or two tricks to get some money for clubbing.
Back then you would fancy some foreign pussy, but the only pussy on the menu was Irish girls with the odd English one trying their luck here.
Now its all Foreign chicks.
Now I yearn for the Odd Irish girl who you can have a bit of a chat with and shre the same sense of humour.
Sob, sob
blankmannn
28-10-09, 12:49
Going back 10 years Baggot Street and Benburb Street were thriving.
Not all the girls were on Drink/Drugs.
Benburb St you often got a number girls on a Saturday night who would turn one or two tricks to get some money for clubbing.
Back then you would fancy some foreign pussy, but the only pussy on the menu was Irish girls with the odd English one trying their luck here.
Now its all Foreign chicks.
Now I yearn for the Odd Irish girl who you can have a bit of a chat with and shre the same sense of humour.
Sob, sob
I blame the internet
dumbledore
28-10-09, 17:36
I blame the internet
I blame the pricks that banned the advertising of these places in the Irish Media.
I blame the pricks that banned the advertising of these places in the Irish Media.
i blame myself for not getting out and about more and shooting my hot snedge like substance in the general direction of their mouths.. who am i talking about ? i dont know...
blankmannn
29-10-09, 08:48
i blame myself for not getting out and about more and shooting my hot snedge like substance in the general direction of their mouths.. who am i talking about ? i dont know...
I remember the good old days when a blowjob and a packet of Smokey Bacon Tayto would cost you less than a score. Fantastic times those, some bird choking herself on my 'dog' while I munch down on the finest Tayto this side of the Shannon.
I would always try to time my trigger release with the point when one would turn the Tayto bag upside down to pour the crumbs into one's mouth. I'd get me crisps, she'd get a mouthful of jolly.
Better times.
I remember the good old days when a blowjob and a packet of Smokey Bacon Tayto would cost you less than a score. Fantastic times those, some bird choking herself on my 'dog' while I munch down on the finest Tayto this side of the Shannon.
I would always try to time my trigger release with the point when one would turn the Tayto bag upside down to pour the crumbs into one's mouth. I'd get me crisps, she'd get a mouthful of jolly.
Better times.
no doubt.. when tha is adout ont streets, ya gotta look after your ownself.. that sentence has never been uttered before, certainly not by a crazed "rips and runs" type person on "The Wire"..
i bid you all a decent and incredible morning.................. except of course.....................
blankmannn
29-10-09, 09:05
no doubt.. when tha is adout ont streets, ya gotta look after your ownself.. that sentence has never been uttered before, certainly not by a crazed "rips and runs" type person on "The Wire"..
i bid you all a decent and incredible morning.................. except of course.....................
One thing I noticed about Omar in the wire was......he never fucking swears, which is incredible considering some of the other behaviour he displays, i.e. gunning chaps down, stealing their cash, sucking and manipulating men's penis's until issue....etc
One thing I noticed about Omar in the wire was......he never fucking swears, which is incredible considering some of the other behaviour he displays, i.e. gunning chaps down, stealing their cash, sucking and manipulating men's penis's until issue....etc
and not forgetting his terribly bad habit of whistling in public..
i find that most offensive, its like someone projectile vomitting on your food just before you are about to eat it..
bad manners!!!
blankmannn
29-10-09, 09:26
and not forgetting his terribly bad habit of whistling in public..
i find that most offensive, its like someone projectile vomitting on your food just before you are about to eat it..
bad manners!!!
or like when you walk into a public toilet whilst out cottaging only to find some bastard has left a 'brown zombie' in the bowl.
Nothing worse when those bastards just won't flush away, oh the humanity of it all
or like when you walk into a public toilet whilst out cottaging only to find some bastard has left a 'brown zombie' in the bowl.
Nothing worse when those bastards just won't flush away, oh the humanity of it all
makes me want to become extremely violent................with certain people..............................
blankmannn
29-10-09, 12:51
makes me want to become extremely violent................with certain people..............................
I'm not violent, just unpredictible,
I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces
I'm not violent, just unpredictible,
I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces
im totally against violence myself.. no one wins in a fist fight, except the winner.. so in reality someone does win, but thats neither here nor there..
bitches do love smiley faces though... and cocks too... hard ones.. hard like frozen toffee, or failing that, hard like chinese algebra!!! yeah, they love it up them...
blankmannn
29-10-09, 13:10
im totally against violence myself.. no one wins in a fist fight, except the winner.. so in reality someone does win, but thats neither here nor there..
bitches do love smiley faces though... and cocks too... hard ones.. hard like frozen toffee, or failing that, hard like chinese algebra!!! yeah, they love it up them...
well I am very handy with calculations....
so chinese algebra is a load of fiddlesticks in my opinion
well I am very handy with calculations....
so chinese algebra is a load of fiddlesticks in my opinion
more like chopsticks!!! AH-SO..........................
blankmannn
29-10-09, 13:22
more like chopsticks!!! AH-SO..........................
it seems awfully quiet round here
it seems awfully quiet round here
correct.. feels like we are the only ones posting................. where is my friend ?? you know the guy i am talking about ................ ................. ................... can never remember his distinctive name.. ..........................fnah fnah
blankmannn
29-10-09, 14:07
correct.. feels like we are the only ones posting................. where is my friend ?? you know the guy i am talking about ................ ................. ................... can never remember his distinctive name.. ..........................fnah fnah
again I am lost :P
again I am lost :P
you know.. that bloke with the really stupid nick.. i cant remember his name, but he is a total wank.. jesus, my memory!!!
Lads slightly gone off the original plot, have'nt we ?
blankmannn
29-10-09, 14:25
Lads slightly gone off the original plot, have'nt we ?
probably, but at least I share your love for getting women into my car off the street and doing the unthinkable to them
Lads slightly gone off the original plot, have'nt we ?
yeah, just went off in a very slight tangent there.. dont know how that happened lol
correct.. feels like we are the only ones posting................. where is my friend ?? you know the guy i am talking about ................ ................. ................... can never remember his distinctive name.. ..........................fnah fnah
Or haven't the balls to say it...............
Perhaps...................
This.................
Will....................
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Or haven't the balls to say it...............
Perhaps...................
This.................
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ha ha .. funny chap.........................
whats your name again ????...............................
blankmannn
30-10-09, 14:53
ha ha .. funny chap.........................
whats your name again ????...............................
whats going on here?
ha ha .. funny chap.........................
whats your name again ????...............................
Haven't the balls to say who this is that you keep referring to.............
I remember the good old days when a blowjob and a packet of Smokey Bacon Tayto would cost you less than a score. Fantastic times those, some bird choking herself on my 'dog' while I munch down on the finest Tayto this side of the Shannon.
I would always try to time my trigger release with the point when one would turn the Tayto bag upside down to pour the crumbs into one's mouth. I'd get me crisps, she'd get a mouthful of jolly.
Better times.
I think that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read...
I picked up that South African girl a few nights ago (J? Jennifer was it?), slim, short skirt, boots, looked decent. 50 for uncovered BJ. Probably go back and try get it a bit cheaper as return customer! Would prefer skinnier and younger, but hey. Nice girl, very chatty, BJ a bit rushed but did the business. Would love to fuck her, maybe next time.
blankmannn
05-11-09, 13:56
I picked up that South African girl a few nights ago (J? Jennifer was it?), slim, short skirt, boots, looked decent. 50 for uncovered BJ. Probably go back and try get it a bit cheaper as return customer! Would prefer skinnier and younger, but hey. Nice girl, very chatty, BJ a bit rushed but did the business. Would love to fuck her, maybe next time.
She's been mentioned on here before by Smarty I think....
I picked up that South African girl a few nights ago (J? Jennifer was it?), slim, short skirt, boots, looked decent. 50 for uncovered BJ. Probably go back and try get it a bit cheaper as return customer! Would prefer skinnier and younger, but hey. Nice girl, very chatty, BJ a bit rushed but did the business. Would love to fuck her, maybe next time.
were exactly does she be iv seen it posted up here before but didnt know the streets
blankmannn
06-11-09, 09:46
were exactly does she be iv seen it posted up here before but didnt know the streets
Mespil Rd D4
Virtually all of them advertise on gumtree.
Don't go near the ladies in Smithfield, it's just the old Benburb ladies re-locating, grim.
Fitzwilliam Square and Cumberland Road that brings you to Wilton Terrace is still the best area. I haven't punted there in 10 years but was approached but an absolutely stunning brunette last Friday at around 3am on my way home. I thought it was either a stitch up or a cop so I just kept saying no thanks but turns out she was genuine. 50 quid for a handjob (talked her down from 60!) was a bit steep but I can't stress how good looking this girl was - well dressed, well spoken and still convinced she wasn't a regular street pro.
Surely someone else must have met her?
Virtually all of them advertise on gumtree.
What section of gumtree?
I think that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read...
Whats disgusting about that tale cloud ?
were exactly does she be iv seen it posted up here before but didnt know the streets
Yeah called herself "J" so it must be the same chick.
I remember the good old days when a blowjob and a packet of Smokey Bacon Tayto would cost you less than a score. Fantastic times those, some bird choking herself on my 'dog' while I munch down on the finest Tayto this side of the Shannon.
I would always try to time my trigger release with the point when one would turn the Tayto bag upside down to pour the crumbs into one's mouth. I'd get me crisps, she'd get a mouthful of jolly.
Better times.
Blankers your a legend.
BJ under a score ?
Tayto Smokey Bacon.
Must be the good ol 1980's
Whats disgusting about that tale cloud ?
dont think he likes Smokey Bacon Crisps.. i prefer the most lovely cheese and onion of KING crisps as opposed to Tayto.. if i was getting my erect penis sucked (deepthroat of course), and had to choose a package of crisps to munch down while a discerning lady was munching my erect penis, then it would have to be KING crisps..
thems is reet tasty and so forth and such like..
King crisps and a can of coke while geting a BJ. Brings back memories of a certain Kerry beach. What a girl she was!
King crisps and a can of coke while geting a BJ. Brings back memories of a certain Kerry beach. What a girl she was!
lol she sounds real classy.. but king and a coke... thats a spunk churning combination!!!
blankmannn
09-11-09, 09:49
Blankers your a legend.
BJ under a score ?
Tayto Smokey Bacon.
Must be the good ol 1980's
if only we could have stayed there my friend, simpler times....
blankmannn
09-11-09, 09:51
I think that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read...
man up, crisps and a blowjob are a natural thing, like beans on toast or sausange and bacon,
or eggs and lemonade
if only we could have stayed there my friend, simpler times....
yes indeed.. God be with the days when a man could reach climax with a "working lady" for under a score.. Good times indeed..
blankmannn
09-11-09, 10:09
yes indeed.. God be with the days when a man could reach climax with a "working lady" for under a score.. Good times indeed..
bring back Charles J....
dont think he likes Smokey Bacon Crisps.. i prefer the most lovely cheese and onion of KING crisps as opposed to Tayto.. if i was getting my erect penis sucked (deepthroat of course), and had to choose a package of crisps to munch down while a discerning lady was munching my erect penis, then it would have to be KING crisps..
thems is reet tasty and so forth and such like..
Yeah I'm more of a king Cheese and Onion man myself
if only we could have stayed there my friend, simpler times....
Ah indeed, utopian times.
I used to pick up a regular 19 yr old girl around Benburb St, She did'nt ride or BJ but used to give me a super hand job for 5 punts.
While at thge same time I would suck her young firm pert tits.
ah ya cant bait them for the taste that is cheese and onion,
Ah indeed, utopian times.
I used to pick up a regular 19 yr old girl around Benburb St, She did'nt ride or BJ but used to give me a super hand job for 5 punts.
While at thge same time I would suck her young firm pert tits.
for a fiver, ya cant really argue with that, especially seeing as she had "young firm pert tits".. that would be the deal clincher for me, and would probably make my war face appear that little bit sooner than i had anticipated, thus giving said lady and lovely custardy surprise!
blankmannn
09-11-09, 11:43
Ah indeed, utopian times.
I used to pick up a regular 19 yr old girl around Benburb St, She did'nt ride or BJ but used to give me a super hand job for 5 punts.
While at thge same time I would suck her young firm pert tits.
5 punts.
Quality, even Ben Dunne couldn't match that.
5 punts.
Quality, even Ben Dunne couldn't match that.
never say never, you never know what he would do for a fiver, old chubby chops is as money hungry as they "cum"
blankmannn
09-11-09, 11:54
never say never, you never know what he would do for a fiver, old chubby chops is as money hungry as they "cum"
I can just hear the radio ad now
"I'M BEN DUNNE, JACKIE SKELLY CAN'T SUCK COCK BEN DUNNE, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY. IF YOU NEED TO CUM, JUST ASK DUNNE, BEN DUNNE. TRY IT ONCE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, STOP USING IT."
I can just hear the radio ad now
"I'M BEN DUNNE, JACKIE SKELLY CAN'T SUCK COCK BEN DUNNE, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY. IF YOU NEED TO CUM, JUST ASK DUNNE, BEN DUNNE. TRY IT ONCE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, STOP USING IT."
what a fat chubby chops type person he is.. and i believe that the security in his gym in blanchardstown is questionable to say the least..
blankmannn
09-11-09, 12:03
what a fat chubby chops type person he is.. and i believe that the security in his gym in blanchardstown is questionable to say the least..
he wants to be the Ryanair of gyms in ireland,
anyway, back to street brassers....I saw a selection out on friday night, mespil road... 50notes for a blowjob,
I was strolling back to the house with a dear friend and we both to decided to avail of the services offered, so I nipped up the driveway of a nearby apartment block to pay the young lady for a first class blowjob.
Even my mate said his was good and he was with a different chick.
he wants to be the Ryanair of gyms in ireland,
anyway, back to street brassers....I saw a selection out on friday night, mespil road... 50notes for a blowjob,
I was strolling back to the house with a dear friend and we both to decided to avail of the services offered, so I nipped up the driveway of a nearby apartment block to pay the young lady for a first class blowjob.
Even my mate said his was good and he was with a different chick.
i may have to take a trip to the 2nd capital of ireland, and avail of the wonderful value that is on offer " adount ont street"... for 50 drinking vouchers, i should gladly let a woman suckle upon my wonderful member.. and from what you are saying, there is a plentiful supply of driveways and apartment blocks where the streetwalking lady i choose can perform said blowjob...
blankmannn
09-11-09, 12:14
i may have to take a trip to the 2nd capital of ireland, and avail of the wonderful value that is on offer " adount ont street"... for 50 drinking vouchers, i should gladly let a woman suckle upon my wonderful member.. and from what you are saying, there is a plentiful supply of driveways and apartment blocks where the streetwalking lady i choose can perform said blowjob...
indeed, just be careful around D4, the po-po are everywhere and there's nothing worse than getting interrupted before you can stamp on your toothpaste as a result of a first class, mouth-watering blowjob,
nothing worse.....
indeed, just be careful around D4, the po-po are everywhere and there's nothing worse than getting interrupted before you can stamp on your toothpaste as a result of a first class, mouth-watering blowjob,
nothing worse.....
yes indeed, i agree.. i shouldn't be too happy if some member of the filth carrying his sausages and rashers, attempted to stop me "putting the vinegar on my chips"... that would be a travesty, and should ask for my money back from said street walking blowjob expert..
i may have to take a trip to the 2nd capital of ireland, and avail of the wonderful value that is on offer " adount ont street"... for 50 drinking vouchers, i should gladly let a woman suckle upon my wonderful member.. and from what you are saying, there is a plentiful supply of driveways and apartment blocks where the streetwalking lady i choose can perform said blowjob...
Problem is there ain't a lot of girls doing the streets these days choice is shit.
Compared to "the gud o'l days"
Problem is there ain't a lot of girls doing the streets these days choice is shit.
Compared to "the gud o'l days"
indeed.. but you should come to the REAL capital and see whats on offer here.. 'tid a terrible state of affairs when the law stop young(ish) ladies from being gainfully employed in the oldest industry in the world, whilst just going for a stroll in the local red light district...
I picked up that South African girl a few nights ago (J? Jennifer was it?), slim, short skirt, boots, looked decent. 50 for uncovered BJ. Probably go back and try get it a bit cheaper as return customer! Would prefer skinnier and younger, but hey. Nice girl, very chatty, BJ a bit rushed but did the business. Would love to fuck her, maybe next time.
WAOW! Men love skinny girls. Big news. Are all the escort on this website skinny little things wit fake boobs. Where do they find the money for that? And what you make of REAL women?
not all men love skinny ladies... some men like chubby chicks too. surely you can make a judgement on all of the escorts on the website by simply clicking on their profiles and deciding for yourself.. im sure not all of the women on here have fake boobs,,. i should certainly like to test that theory by getting a good squeeze on each and every breastical!!! i couldnt possibly comment on how they "find" the money for getting boob jobs, but if i did, i would reckon they get the money from their purse, its usually located in their handbag.
WAOW! Men love skinny girls. Big news. Are all the escort on this website skinny little things wit fake boobs. Where do they find the money for that? And what you make of REAL women?
Cloud, you sound like a female with a chip on your shoulder
she was probably just having an off day/night.. it happens.. let the be peace amongst all men and women says i to thee:D:D:D:D
blankmannn
10-11-09, 15:25
Cloud, you sound like a female with a chip on your shoulder
spot on Smarty.... check out Cloud's other posts, they read like a month edition of "WIMMIN'S RIGHTS MAGAZINE"
which, believe it or not, isn't a terrible read, but it's nowhere near as good as, for example, Razzle, Reader's Wives or Escort, which are all rhythm magazines of the highest order, if you're into that kind of thing...
spot on Smarty.... check out Cloud's other posts, they read like a month edition of "WIMMIN'S RIGHTS MAGAZINE"
which, believe it or not, isn't a terrible read, but it's nowhere near as good as, for example, Razzle, Reader's Wives or Escort, which are all rhythm magazines of the highest order, if you're into that kind of thing...
its been a long time since i purchased a wank mag.. what with the invent of the interweb, i can happily browse my desired perversion, and strum away.. and all from the comfort of my luxury penthouse apartment (with twin secure parking spaces) on the coastline next to Kinsale Harbour.. what more could a man want ??? not a lot, i should venture................ not a lot!!!
Indeed the Internet was initially developed by the us military to have an extra line of communications in case of war.
However it has proved to provide mankind with something more valuable.
Stack and stacks of free porn.
Now Smarty does not need to head to a sex shop in capel street and hand over €50 for a DVD that proves to be shit.
No there is an unlimited amount of wank material on the electronic highway.
yes indeed, the days of going down to the end of capel street to Utopia are distant days.. waiting for no one to be around whilst knocking on the door and getting in so as not to be seen, and then after making your purchase, doing a runner with your brown paper bag full of hard core pornography.. good times indeed.. of course those were the days when you could park in capel street for more than 3 minutes and not get clamped by some spanner happy retard..
its been a long time since i purchased a wank mag.. what with the invent of the interweb, i can happily browse my desired perversion, and strum away.. and all from the comfort of my luxury penthouse apartment (with twin secure parking spaces) on the coastline next to Kinsale Harbour.. what more could a man want ??? not a lot, i should venture................ not a lot!!!
Ploy sounds like a nice setup you have there.
Only one con.......
Not too many brassers in that neck of the woods I would reckon
surely you mean "escorts" lol..
correct, there arent too many ladies willing to offer their jelly bits for hard currency here in the idylic surroundings of kinsale harbour.. but i have a full drivers licence, so am willing and able to clamber into my top of the range german marque and convey myself to a knocking shop in Cork city (or surrounding areas), so as to unload my patented "double barrelled cock porridge gun" into said "escorts" face..
brassers indeed.... tut tut :D:D
WAOW! Men love skinny girls. Big news. Are all the escort on this website skinny little things wit fake boobs. Where do they find the money for that? And what you make of REAL women?
Haha, as Smarty said, I think you've got a chip on your shoulder, maybe on both! :D
In what way are slim women not "real"? I've met some absolutely stunning, slim, beautiful, young, model-like escorts on this site, I can absolutely guarantee you they are real!
Just because you have problems with your own image doesn't mean I can't enjoy MY preference in women. :rolleyes: Get a life.
blankmannn
11-11-09, 15:41
Haha, as Smarty said, I think you've got a chip on your shoulder, maybe on both! :D
In what way are slim women not "real"? I've met some absolutely stunning, slim, beautiful, young, model-like escorts on this site, I can absolutely guarantee you they are real!
Just because you have problems with your own image doesn't mean I can't enjoy MY preference in women. :rolleyes: Get a life.
that's an owning
that's an owning
i do prefer slim women, but i love large tits too.. and some women that have large breasticals happen to be porkers, but id do them all the same
I do prefer the more petite lady myself.
But I have been known to shag a chunker with bit titties, great !!
sometimes large breasticals make all the difference, you can look past the saddle bags and get your mits upon those tits BOOYAH!!!
blankmannn
11-11-09, 20:27
I do prefer the more petite lady myself.
But I have been known to shag a chunker with bit titties, great !!
what have a really fat bird and a moped got in common?
they're both get rides but you don't want your mates to see you on one!
lasst time i head that i fell off the back of a dinosaur..
oh yeah, tell me the next time you are going for a punt will ya? ill go with you:D
blankmannn
12-11-09, 09:02
lasst time i head that i fell off the back of a dinosaur..
oh yeah, tell me the next time you are going for a punt will ya? ill go with you:D
no worries,
I have to admit, I like this thread a lot. Smarty's a good poster and it seems to be off the beaten track, meaning we can get down to some real humour without being slated for it.
Back to the topic though, as it's thursday I'll be drinking on Baggot street tonight then I'm planning to make my way down the canal and get my dog throated by a streetwalker....
blowjob outside in the cold, nothing like it.
she's gobbling my rod, I'm smoking a cigarette, keeping an eye out for the police.....
I'm sorry garda!!! She tripped!
yes indeed.. its nice to be able to let loose on here without being slated or dictated to, or personally attacked.. but back to the topic in hand..
i envy you immensely, being able to go for a few scoops in the Baggot Street area, and then getting a street walking lady to get down on her honkers, and perform the sweetest of sweet deepthroat on your erect penis.. i can see the scene now, you leaning against the wall of some persons house or garden, your legs tensed a little as the pleasure sluices through your body, and all whilst drawing on a woodbine... it doesnt get much better than that.. especially if said blowjob was uncovered and you were able to ejaculate deep inside in her throat.. now thats a result!!!
have to agree with you, Smartys posts are good stuff, he is obviously an intelligent chap.. as the fella says " only smarties have the answer" lol..
anyway, i must run to the toilet as my bowels are moving..i do bidding you the goodest of days good sir..
blankmannn
12-11-09, 09:24
yes indeed.. its nice to be able to let loose on here without being slated or dictated to, or personally attacked.. but back to the topic in hand..
i envy you immensely, being able to go for a few scoops in the Baggot Street area, and then getting a street walking lady to get down on her honkers, and perform the sweetest of sweet deepthroat on your erect penis.. i can see the scene now, you leaning against the wall of some persons house or garden, your legs tensed a little as the pleasure sluices through your body, and all whilst drawing on a woodbine... it doesnt get much better than that.. especially if said blowjob was uncovered and you were able to ejaculate deep inside in her throat.. now thats a result!!!
have to agree with you, Smartys posts are good stuff, he is obviously an intelligent chap.. as the fella says " only smarties have the answer" lol..
anyway, i must run to the toilet as my bowels are moving..i do bidding you the goodest of days good sir..
no probs....
Incidentally, if I ever get the number of that street who-ker I'll be sure to send it on to you.
please do so, as i should love to empty my loins inside in her own mouth..
blankmannn
12-11-09, 10:28
please do so, as i should love to empty my loins inside in her own mouth..
Am I crazy in thinking they should have a 'safe zone' for street hookers in Dublin, then we could casually cruise around in our cars, say at about 6kmph, windows down, seats pushed back to give that gangsta look, the latest dr dre album rhythically pushing us through the area as our hydraulic suspension bounces the front of our cars up and down to the beat.
Then when we wanted we could just stop and get our mickey's sucked. Quality Street we could call it.
That is probably one of the best (if unoriginal) ideas i have ever heard..
but lets be honest, getting your cars suspension changed so as to have hydraulic cylinders being able to elevate and drop your cars ride height at the flick of a switch, does smack a tad of overkill, though i do like the idea of being able to drive through a community at 6kph whilst hanging out of the window with music playing so loudly that ones ears are bleeding, and the windows of the houses in the area are shaking as you cruise on by.
we could even have parking spaces specially adapted so as the lady in question wouldnt need to get into the car, there would be a soft knee pad for her to kneel on and perform the deepest of deepthroat, while you lay back and ate a package of wonderful King Cheese and Onion Crispolatas!!!
Ill write to my local TD to arrange a meeting to discuss the matter.. and advise you accordingly..
all the breast and the bust of luck to you,
Ploy26p ..
Gee, thanks for the compliments lads !!!
Fair play to you Blankers having a Pint and a Blow a dream combination.
I have to say much more relaxed in Belgium on my travels lads can sit in their cars and have a good old chat with a hooker before they agree to do business, thats cause there are tolerant zones where you can pick up the girls.
Over in this kip you get a creak in your neck talking to said hooker whilst at the same time looking in your rear view mirror in case a PC plod is coming, it also means you can pick up a druggie or suchlike as you don't have enough time to sus them out
ah you are more than welcome..
the best place i have ever been to for "working ladies" is thailand, i spent 5 weeks there last christmas, and i had a fucking ball.. im not going this year, as i promised me dear old mummy that i would let her cook crimbo dinner for me...
but id say i will be absolutely sparking some lovely escorts over the festive season in Dublin & Cork..
kinda went off the point there lol... i have never been to belguim, but what you describe is a bit like the south of spain..
i go to Murcia on the regular, and most of the street women hang around at the roundabouts, so there is no driving up and down the roads deciding which one you want, just drive round and round, until your dizzy..
its much more relaxed on the continent.. pity it isnt like that over here, seems like the filth actually enjoy catching a punter with his trousers around his ankles while a "working lady" is doing her best to swallow his love sword.
Ahhhhh Thailand, never been but deffo on my to do list.
Seriously thinking of living in a country like Thailand for 6 mths of the year and getting the fuck out of this country for a least 6 months a year.
Can't put it into practice ATM but thats the plan for the next 5 years or so.
Kip of a country FF has fucked it up totally
i couldnt spend 6 months there, after a month i was longing for normality.. anything goes over there, and watching geriatric men making complete fools of themselves whilst having their pockets raided by their new "girlfriend" wears a bit thin after a while..
blankmannn
12-11-09, 14:20
i couldnt spend 6 months there, after a month i was longing for normality.. anything goes over there, and watching geriatric men making complete fools of themselves whilst having their pockets raided by their new "girlfriend" wears a bit thin after a while..
I remember when I was in thailand (I was there for a Muay Thai exhibition, I finished 3rd in my class) there was loads of these old lads walking around with 18 year old women, sad fuckers actually thought they were in love with them,
I got talking to one lad in a knocking shop (I dropped in to pick up some smokes and that) and he was telling me he couldn't get an erection without viagra, but his missus was really understanding about it.
I said "yeah, sure she is....sure she is"
she was off riding all around her when the fat cunt had gone to sleep, on his dime...I'd say
thats pretty normal over there.. i have been all over thailand, even been to Laos.. the Laotians are a nice lot, havent got a pot to piss in, but still up for a good rogering.. they believe any old shit too.. like.. "yeah of course i love you, and i want to bring you back to my country and take care of you for the rest of your life"..
blankmannn
12-11-09, 14:27
thats pretty normal over there.. i have been all over thailand, even been to Laos.. the Laotians are a nice lot, havent got a pot to piss in, but still up for a good rogering.. they believe any old shit too.. like.. "yeah of course i love you, and i want to bring you back to my country and take care of you for the rest of your life"..
wow, that's pretty harsh, even for you
its not harsh, its reality.. some of the shit that goes on over there is fucked up.. on both sides (male/female)..
blankmannn
12-11-09, 15:26
yeah and some of that shit is child related, it's fucking sick
motherfuckers
i didnt see any of that, but yeah its sick
blankmannn
12-11-09, 15:29
i didnt see any of that, but yeah its sick
it's clearly rife over there, fucking dump
I guess the first world is somewhat to blame as a lot of the punters for that sick shit come from our area.
blankmannn
13-11-09, 10:07
very true..
honestly though, I think 'safe zones' in Dublin are a great idea. Plus if the government got off their arses and legalised punting imagine the tax they could rake in off it
vote Blankmannn for Minister of Finance , I'll sort this cunting shithole out once and for all
huzzah
HUZZAH
HUZZZAAHHHH
Blankers i would vote you in anyday.
no one could do a worse job than the present holders of office.
Plus the tolerent zones would be a vote puller, well from me anyway
blankmannn
13-11-09, 15:05
Blankers i would vote you in anyday.
no one could do a worse job than the present holders of office.
Plus the tolerent zones would be a vote puller, well from me anyway
plus, I'd commercialize it, you could get a coffee with your blowjob, or your car wahed while you knock sparks out of some chick in the back or your car, it would bring down unemployment and raise taxes
plus, I'd commercialize it, you could get a coffee with your blowjob, or your car wahed while you knock sparks out of some chick in the back or your car, it would bring down unemployment and raise taxes
Blankers we need more people like you with ideas like that to get the country off it's knees what doesn't Brian Clown listen to guys like you rather that shower in Dail Eireann that don't have a decent money making idea between them.
Other possible ideas.....
BJ and and oil change.
Get 4 tyres changed and a free HJ.
As your standing by the side of an office building with your rod stuck into a females mouth, Louis Copland can measure you for a bespoke business suit.
Keep them cumming....
blankmannn
16-11-09, 09:39
Blankers we need more people like you with ideas like that to get the country off it's knees what doesn't Brian Clown listen to guys like you rather that shower in Dail Eireann that don't have a decent money making idea between them.
Other possible ideas.....
BJ and and oil change.
Get 4 tyres changed and a free HJ.
As your standing by the side of an office building with your rod stuck into a females mouth, Louis Copland can measure you for a bespoke business suit.
Keep them cumming....
I love the business suit idea.
get your haircut while 2 young ladies perform deep, deep throat on your person.
we could create a miniature republic inside Dublin which allowed free passage into and out of the zone for customers. For an escort to get into the zone she had to apply and have certain health checks etc. It is not unimaginable that hash cafes etc could operate inside the zone which could then be monitored by the Republic's coucil (myself, yourself, most of our mates etc lol). Escort's could avail of tax breaks which would allow them to write a percentage of their premises off against tax.
Your country needs you!
this all sounds very well and good, but i think you have forgotten one major aspect of all of this.. and that is that rim jobs should be a compulsary (no extra charge) add on to a hand job.. i dont know how many times i have had a lady of the night performing the most basic of hand shandys on me, and i was too shy to ask her to stick her tongue up my ringpiece.. which would have inevitabley bought me to the point of no return..
on a completely different subject, i was shagging one of my regular shags on saturday night, and she caught me laughing whilst i was emptying my berrys..
what happened was that i blew my lot 3 times.. twice in her mouth and once upon her face.. but on each occasion i deliberately pulled a different "war face" and the last time, i made such a wonderfully contorted face that i burst out laughing.. funny the things that make you laugh eh ? lol
blankmannn
16-11-09, 11:07
this all sounds very well and good, but i think you have forgotten one major aspect of all of this.. and that is that rim jobs should be a compulsary (no extra charge) add on to a hand job.. i dont know how many times i have had a lady of the night performing the most basic of hand shandys on me, and i was too shy to ask her to stick her tongue up my ringpiece.. which would have inevitabley bought me to the point of no return..
on a completely different subject, i was shagging one of my regular shags on saturday night, and she caught me laughing whilst i was emptying my berrys..
what happened was that i blew my lot 3 times.. twice in her mouth and once upon her face.. but on each occasion i deliberately pulled a different "war face" and the last time, i made such a wonderfully contorted face that i burst out laughing.. funny the things that make you laugh eh ? lol
these are the facts:
(1) The country is bust.
(2) Creating safe zones for street walkers would lessen the opportunity for crazed attacks.
(3) Opening our eyes to this market will help regulate it, therefore reducing the risk of street walkers of catching STI's.
(4) Outreach charities could work in these areas also to allow streetwalkers who are addicted to hardcore drugs access to clean needles and help to get off the drugs.
(5) The tax that could be made off introducing a brand new industry (legally speaking) would be a massive shot in the arm to our failing economy.
We could even have a National Ride An Escort Day.
Oh the humanity!
thats all very well and good, but it doesnt explain why i put on 3 different war faces whilst "making the sweestest of love" to my ladies face.
blankmannn
16-11-09, 11:23
thats all very well and good, but it doesnt explain why i put on 3 different war faces whilst "making the sweestest of love" to my ladies face.
that's just some deepseeded shit I can't even imagine to understand.
If'n you ask me, which'n you are, the I would suggest going to see a doctor as facepulling can be a sign of an imminent stroke, and I don't mean of the trouser variety.
Wise words indeed from the blankety blank man. none the less, i shall continue with my face pulling japery, as i find it ammusing, and love to see the look on the womans face when she sees me pulling a funny face, and have the veins popping on my neck and shoulders.. its quite a sight to behold..
please excuse me while i run upstairs and put on the kettle, then masterbate over one of the female employees coats when no one is around
blankmannn
16-11-09, 11:44
Wise words indeed from the blankety blank man. none the less, i shall continue with my face pulling japery, as i find it ammusing, and love to see the look on the womans face when she sees me pulling a funny face, and have the veins popping on my neck and shoulders.. its quite a sight to behold..
please excuse me while i run upstairs and put on the kettle, then masterbate over one of the female employees coats when no one is around
it's worse you're getting
i didnt go training this morning, so i have far too much energy... lol
blankmannn
16-11-09, 12:00
i didnt go training this morning, so i have far too much energy... lol
Monday morning's is my dodgey day, I rarely make it to the gym on Monday mornings.
I will get there tonight though, if not I'll go road running, that's bacon and eggs to me, bacon and fucking eggs
i happen to have a hatred for eggs, as watching someone eat a guggy egg infront of me, makes me want to projectile vomit into the persons face..
road running is great.. though as its high impact. i prefer to do my running on a treadmill, ill be doing 10k every night this week, to build up my sexual stamina and endurance.. thats how i roll and so forth.
blankmannn
16-11-09, 12:28
i happen to have a hatred for eggs, as watching someone eat a guggy egg infront of me, makes me want to projectile vomit into the persons face..
road running is great.. though as its high impact. i prefer to do my running on a treadmill, ill be doing 10k every night this week, to build up my sexual stamina and endurance.. thats how i roll and so forth.
10k on a treadmill, works out at about 5k on a road, probably
hmm i doubt that, as im sure you will find that if you run 10km on a treadmill, it will actually be 10k, it may take you longer to run 10k on the road, i will grant you that. when you take into account such things as, wind resistance, running surface, dips in the road, inclines/declines, wankers in cars who try and run you over, and women with big tits distracting you.
Ploy,
that face pulling shit sounds pretty weird to me.
has this happened since you won that throphy ??
well since i won the trophy , i have felt more confident in my sexual ability.. getting such an honour from ireland biggest forum for people who like to talk about the prostitutes they have sex with, is quite an accolade. i feel like ive won the F1 world championship in my first season, except of course i would wipe the floor with Button and Hamilton whilst driving with a glass of champagne perched on my knees and smoking a pipe.
you should try putting on your war face, next time you are about to put the vinegar on your chips, do that scene from "Full Metal Jacket" when private joker puts on his war face.. cos thats what i do everytime i stamp on my toothpaste tube.. tis bastard great and so forth and such like,..
blankmannn
17-11-09, 09:22
indeed. it's all about the warface these days
http://static.open.salon.com/files/warface1252912542.jpg
very impressive blankmann.. now people can see exactly what i look like when i blow my magic beans... happy days... why dont we start a competition to see who can pull the best war face ?? we can judge it by ferocity of face, and the amount of veins one can make pop in their forehead and neck.. the winner gets to smell my farts for a week,..
blankmannn
17-11-09, 09:28
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