No more interviews??

[Crashburnsraffo]

It seems the last interview was way back in 2016 (open to correction)
Is there a point in having an interview thread with no interviews?

[FranknStein]

With the some of the loons hanging around this forum these days ,a lot of escorts probably couldn't be bothered anyway.

[SteveB]

Maybe interview one of the punters?

[Floki]

Hi guys,

Since early 2017, I have basically been running the show on my own for 5 days a week, with help from 'TheNightshift' in the evenings and also from 'LadyKara' while I am away.
I will do my very best to try and do more 'Escort Interviews' in the coming weeks.

I know you guys like them and I do find them fun to do, but as soon as I get the time, I will start doing more.
And to do a punters interview? This I will look into.


Floki.

[ladiesman217]

Hi guys,

Since early 2017, I have basically been running the show on my own for 5 days a week, with help from 'TheNightshift' in the evenings and also from 'LadyKara' while I am away.
I will do my very best to try and do more 'Escort Interviews' in the coming weeks.

I know you guys like them and I do find them fun to do, but as soon as I get the time, I will start doing more.
And to do a punters interview? This I will look into.


Floki.

I know you probably get a lot of requests on this, but please consider someone else for the client's interview. Last I checked there was about 77% approval for an actual intimate interview with the one, the only, the legendary LDM, but I'm afraid I cannot part my wisdom onto others so easily. Thus I shall leave it to you good sir to let down the legion of LDM-onites!

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[ladiesman217]

Put me down for two grills

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[WatWatWat]

Happy to be interviewed by you Mr ;)
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[jamie25]

Thank God for that, they were shite

[Womenlover9966]

I'd like to see more escort interviews.

[Seventhheaven]

Bring on more interviews!