redzer I need your help

[Johnchef42]

Redforever me auld mate I need your help. I'm over here in the UK at a catering conference and tomorrow I've a workshop on the qualities of Strawberries. Feck sake. I hate having to admit this but Redzer give me your knowledge of the Wexico Strawberry

[Johnchef42]

All redzer knows about strawberrys is how to charge plenty for them. Is that any help for your conference?
Yeah. Disgraceful prices but I'm assuming you must pay for quality

[moonlightbeauty]

Yes that's what I am keep telling ya 😂😂😂

[Johnchef42]

Yes that's what I am keep telling ya ������
I know. So you always keep reminding me when we chat my lovely lady. Get your self back to Cork please

[moonlightbeauty]

I'll do my best to come back soon if u miss me so much 😍

[beautyaddict]

Hope your not using hotel internet connection in UK my good man , otherwise!!!!!

[Johnchef42]

[QUOTE=beautyaddict;1954474]Hope your not using hotel internet connection in UK my good man , otherwise!!!!![/QUOTE
Free Wifi

[beautyaddict]

Some hotels monitor traffic on their free wifi its not cost you need to be thinking about. Related to Radicalization primarily,..... however!!!!

[Johnchef42]

Some hotels monitor traffic on their free wifi its not cost you need to be thinking about. Related to Radicalization primarily,..... however!!!!
I'm not in the hotel though

[redforever]

Redforever me auld mate I need your help. I'm over here in the UK at a catering conference and tomorrow I've a workshop on the qualities of Strawberries. Feck sake. I hate having to admit this but Redzer give me your knowledge of the Wexico Strawberry

Sorry about the late reply chef but I was studying up for you . .
So here's everything I found out about the humble strawberry


THEY ARE RED

[Johnchef42]

Sorry about the late reply chef but I was studying up for you . .
So here's everything I found out about the humble strawberry


THEY ARE RED
Should have contacted your missus ffs lol

[redforever]

Should have contacted your missus ffs lol

Hang on till I wake your ma up . . Jesus she's some woman to go ;)

[Johnchef42]

Hang on till I wake your ma up . . Jesus she's some woman to go ;)
Can't beat the Cork ladies boy

[redforever]

Can't beat the Cork ladies boy

She told me to tell you that she loves it here and she's not going back home . .
She said she's sick of washing your Y fronts

[Johnchef42]

She told me to tell you that she loves it here and she's not going back home . .
She said she's sick of washing your Y fronts
Don't wear them. Silk boxers for me Redzer, €70 a pair haha

[Barney Rubble]

Don't wear them. Silk boxers for me Redzer, €70 a pair haha

I can get you quality Armagh Bramley Apples Chef!!

[redforever]

Don't wear them. Silk boxers for me Redzer, €70 a pair haha

Did your man on the market tell you they were silk? :p

[Johnchef42]

I can get you quality Armagh Bramley Apples Chef!!
I can always rely on you Barney. A friend in need is a friend indeed

[Johnchef42]

Did your man on the market tell you they were silk? :p

No. You're auld doll gave me a gift receipt with them so I checked our the price in BT

[Johnchef42]

And stay away from the Armagh Oranges. They're fierce bitter, and often go down the wrong way.
Good to know Dr. Geez you're full of top class info

[redforever]

And stay away from the Armagh Oranges. They're fierce bitter, and often go down the wrong way.

And when they do it's takes them hours to turn back around

[Bratsimpson1]

I have only once purchased strawberries from someone at the side of the road - long, long ago, back when women wore skirts and men wore an air of superiority. An oldish guy, on a well established pitch. I asked him for a box of strawberries - he saw a large, cardboard container, I saw a small, plastic container - so he taught me the word "punnet".
Then he taught me to turn the punnet upside down to check for bruised/rotten fruit in the bottom.
And thus he taught me to never take a Wexican at face value or to buy a pig in the poke from anyone.

[redforever]

I have only once purchased strawberries from someone at the side of the road - long, long ago, back when women wore skirts and men wore an air of superiority. An oldish guy, on a well established pitch. I asked him for a box of strawberries - he saw a large, cardboard container, I saw a small, plastic container - so he taught me the word "punnet".
Then he taught me to turn the punnet upside down to check for bruised/rotten fruit in the bottom.
And thus he taught me to never take a Wexican at face value or to buy a pig in the poke from anyone.

Was he selling carpet and power tools as well ?

[Bratsimpson1]

Was he selling carpet and power tools as well ?

No, nor furniture either.;)
He was from Wexford.
If you are as old as zilch, it was probably you. :)

[Johnchef42]

Well Redzer. Learned loads today about strawberries. They're Red. Really!!!!!!!! Nearly as red as the tip of my..........

[redforever]

Well Redzer. Learned loads today about strawberries. They're Red. Really!!!!!!!! Nearly as red as the tip of my..........

Yes we all know that the tip of your tongue is red ;)

[Johnchef42]

Yes we all know that the tip of your tongue is red ;)
Has someone been sending you photos of me ffs

[redforever]

Has someone been sending you photos of me ffs

If they had of been it would have shown your tongue to be Brown :)

[Johnchef42]

If they had of been it would have shown your tongue to be Brown :)
Oh jesus no bud. Not me no way. I'm pale skinned with a big red tongue lol. I'm nearly up to 1000 posts . Not bad for a newbie

[Bratsimpson1]

If they had of been it would have shown your tongue to be Brown :)

That was the chocolate sauce but he's cutting down.

[Johnchef42]

That was the chocolate sauce but he's cutting down.
Guys. That's in my past. Please let it go. Chocolate sauce is off the menu from here onwards

[redforever]

Guys. That's in my past. Please let it go. Chocolate sauce is off the menu from here onwards

Strawberry syrup perhaps lol

[Johnchef42]

Strawberry syrup perhaps lol
Guess what. I ate a strawberry doughnut today

[redforever]

Guess what. I ate a strawberry doughnut today

Was it red lol

[Johnchef42]

Was it red lol
Sure was mate