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What's the weirdest, stupidest, funkiest shit you've ever heard about an escort/or client (including yourself)
Obviously no names and if anyone tries to start some shit I will have this thread obliterated kk?
For example, I heard dat B/ boi was an alcoholic duke cocksucking so and so who -shock horror - thinks the best led Zeppelin was Coda etc.
Just a stupid yet friendly steam blowing thread ;
GO!
Heard that Bollocks was an intellectual genius with many genii in his brains and ballz
I heard I am a black as coal
But would I not seen you at Church so? ( control yourself Anna)
Morning cassandra:wave:
Howya Tom x
Heard that Bollocks was an intellectual genius with many genii in his brains and ballz
Says you ;)
lactatinglucy
03-06-16, 08:40
I was recently told that another lady on here was a crack head. Im not sure if it was meant in the literal term of being on drugs or the odd phrase that Irish people use....
Still don't know, still don't care :dance:
It made me laugh that they thought I would be interested....
Every lady I have seen has said they think ShadowEmpress is hot :)
I have heard that is is standard for escorts to double book - my luck was that I was waiting 20 mins after the time trying to contact a certain escort - and then decided to go back to car (thinking she had double booked) only to find out later she was still getting ready- so she threw a hissy fit - and said she wouldn't see me again - poor innocent moi!!
I have moved on but these things leave a sour taste!!
blue rebel
03-06-16, 21:10
Every lady I have seen has said they think ShadowEmpress is hot :)
Not doing much for your confidence so.
Not doing much for your confidence so.
Lol my confidence level isn't a problem.
Every lady I have seen has said they think ShadowEmpress is hot :)
I agree with them. She is....:smoking:
;)
Stop talking about me.
No. I will not, why have sexy fun times when you can be a miserly shit stirrer :p
Obviously that's when I'm not busy being a Nigerian transvestite with alopecia. :p
bettercallsaul
05-06-16, 21:14
No. I will not, why have sexy fun times when you can be a miserly shit stirrer :p
Obviously that's when I'm not busy being a Nigerian transvestite with alopecia. :p
It's a fairly specific high end market, or so I am told :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc
But a serious qustion.
Do you have to edit your profile after I pull all your hair out (By accident of course)?
Nothing a wee bit of gaffer tape won't fix. I think..
It's a fairly specific high end market, or so I am told :o
Like you wouldn't believe
Hold on a second?! That means I'm on steroids! Does this disqualify me from EOTM?
(Sidenote: since the Chrome dome became a style mid 90's onwards this has greatly reduced stigma for male alopecia sufferers ~the more you know~)