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Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 00:38
That'll be me then thother ones off to Cork. I'm in charge of hilton towers now. I'm changing the name to McDonald Manor. I don't envy her that 8 days in Cork. What will she do to pass the time. Theres a bloody recession now. Hey!! are you listening a bloody recession :rolleyes:
That'll be me then thother ones off to Cork. I'm in charge of hilton towers now. I'm changing the name to McDonald Manor. I don't envy her that 8 days in Cork. What will she do to pass the time. Theres a bloody recession now. Hey!! are you listening a bloody recession :rolleyes:
have you been screwing my JR you bitch :mad:
i know you have, well you can have him then, i dont care. :mad:
give us a pint of vodka please anyway :o
Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 12:12
I'll join you with a gin and tonic love. No I haven't been having it off with old JR. Lyodd is the only guy for me. I like my toy boys. I'm not fond of older men.
I'll join you with a gin and tonic love. No I haven't been having it off with old JR. Lyodd is the only guy for me. I like my toy boys. I'm not fond of older men.
why whats wrong with jr? :mad: is he not good enough for you?:mad:
he might be senile but he still rides like a stallion :D
bet that makes you jealous :) cos i,m the new queen of ei soap opera tee hee
Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 12:33
I know who you are now. Theres only one person with a hideous tee hee laugh around here and she's supposed to be in Cork. Another fantasy story. I thought you were the real Sue Ellen there for a minute. You had me going !!!
I know who you are now. Theres only one person with a hideous tee hee laugh around here and she's supposed to be in Cork. Another fantasy story. I thought you were the real Sue Ellen there for a minute. You had me going !!!
i meant he he, it sounds different i write it slurred.
i could never be the other liz, shes wild compare to me :rolleyes:
i hope my jr isnt heading down to cork in his private plane to see her :(
i,ll bitch-fight that other liz and pull her hair and scrab her eyes :D
Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 13:16
JR was in the rovers last night and said he had a little business in Cork. I would say the Spanish girls would be more his type. He said even I was too old for him. Myself and the other Liz are the same age. I can't see him visiting herr. You can still bitch fight with her and pull her hair out if you like :D :D
JR was in the rovers last night and said he had a little business in Cork. I would say the Spanish girls would be more his type. He said even I was too old for him. Myself and the other Liz are the same age. I can't see him visiting herr. You can still bitch fight with her and pull her hair out if you like :D :D
thats ok, JR must be buying an oil field or somthing in cork, he does love me and would never ever cheat :) thats what he told me and its gives me strength, to stay away from the bottle :D
if i ever found out he lied my life would fall apart and i,d try to destroy him :mad:
i dont think he,d go for the other liz at all, sure shes even older than me :D
Your right Sue Ellen I would never cheat on you. Your the only girl for me. I wouldn't go near that other slapper with a 10 feet barge pole. I hear she's going through the menopause :D :D :D
Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 14:00
The menopause!!! the menopause!!! :eek:
Oh my God! I haven't even gone through that yet. I don't envy her one little bit. It's all down hill from now on. :p :p
The menopause!!! the menopause!!! :eek:
Oh my God! I haven't even gone through that yet. I don't envy her one little bit. It's all down hill from now on. :p :p
there is hope for her, its called HRT or ART or something :confused:
that would be it, yes - Alcohol Replacement Therapy, sounds just about right :)
Liz McDonald
13-01-09, 21:28
I like your style kid. :D :D You are wicked :D
I think your a bit wicked too Lizzy. lets go up and make those beds :D :D :D
Sue Ellen what in the name of God are you doing in Dublin. I hear Bobbys there with you too. I here your going be on the Late Late Show been interviewed by that lick ass.
Sue Ellen what in the name of God are you doing in Dublin. I hear Bobbys there with you too. I here your going be on the Late Late Show been interviewed by that lick ass.
its because i,m more famous than you and because i,m still a sex symbol JR :p:p:p
so which little floosey are you playing sugar daddy too these days :rolleyes:
i bet its liza dingle :p :D
I wouldn't be seen with a fat tramp like that. You never got over me having an affair with Mandy Winter. Then there was April Stevens. And the love of my life Vanessa the mmother of my Bastard son James. Theres at least 20 other women I blackmailed and sweet talked into bed. But most of them were only sealing business deals. And what a way to seal a deal :D :D :D
Your wrong Sue Ellen, I was on the show earlier in the year. I'm still a big star. Where were you seen last with that killjoy Lovejoy on dreary BBC1 :D :D :D
Sue Ellen you made a right show of yourself on the late late. You look like a cheap tramp. You look younger than you did 20 years ago alright. But your face looks as plastic as a Dolly. No doubt you spent millions of my money on those procedures. I feel a migraine coming on. Not only that you hardly said a word. That goody 2 shoes of a brother didn't let you talk. Who in the name of God does he think he is. He's not even your husband. Only I can treat you like dirt nobody else. I've had enough.
Liz McDonald
17-01-09, 12:59
I like your style jr :D :D
Thanks very much Lizbet. Lets have a bit of fun later :)
Sue Ellen you made a right show of yourself on the late late. You look like a cheap tramp. You look younger than you did 20 years ago alright. But your face looks as plastic as a Dolly. No doubt you spent millions of my money on those procedures. I feel a migraine coming on. Not only that you hardly said a word. That goody 2 shoes of a brother didn't let you talk. Who in the name of God does he think he is. He's not even your husband. Only I can treat you like dirt nobody else. I've had enough.
I HATE YOU JR :mad:
i like bobby treating me like dirt, as least he does it nicely. and hes allowed to because he a real good shag and still has his 6 pack, not like you, you pot bellied slob :p
SO SHUT UP AND GET ME A DRINK :mad:
quick :rolleyes:
i am still beautiful JR, everyone says so, except you, but then you did PAY for my beauty, so of course you begrudge it :p
Ok darling heres a scotch rocks. I don't have any gin and tonic. You would drink white spirits if you had a chance :D :D:D
I saw you last week drinking my aftershave :D :D :D